Fear the Talking Queers

Welcome to "Hear the Talking Queers!"  The last Friday of every month, the boys will be serving a BONUS episode of their favorite non-horror movies!  #blessed.  To christen this new venture, they decided to discuss the religious dark comedy, "Saved!"  Listen now or burn in hell for eternity.    LIKE. REVIEW. SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW. WEBSITE:  Www. Fearthetalkingqueers.com  IG: @fearthetalkingqueers  E-M...

Well hello there, Caroline! You ready to take it to the bayou for THE SKELETON KEY (2005)? Before heading to the swamp, the boys have an exciting announcement to make, one that will leave you looking and feeling as fly as your favorite Queers. Then they make their way to the Big Easy, the land of spirits and HooDoo, for a hilarious and informative episode on this spooky tale starring Kate Hudson....

Hey you hungry bitches! You in the mood for some juicy rump roast? The boys are! This week they devour the 2006 remake of the mutant cannibal horror, THE HILLS HAVE EYES. After talking about 2021’s very own alleged-cannibal and continuing “Never Have I Ever”, the Queers head to the New Mexico desert to work on their tans, play with the dogs, and survive the night. Good luck, DADDY! .  LIKE. COMMEN...

Bitches of the night! What music they make! And in 1986's THE LOST BOYS, it's all Rock n' Roll, baby! This week the queers get a  little vampy as they talk about the GAYEST Vampire movie since... well that other gay Vampire movie! Join them as they play a hilarious game of "Never Have I Ever", talk alien mind control, and which Punk Rock Glampire is their favorite!  .  .  LIKE....

Hey, bitches! The boys are BACK! Please, contain your excitement! With a brand new season comes a brand new film. To kick off this season, the boys have chosen the 2020 body-swapping slasher, FREAKY! This movie is so gay and a perfect choice for your favorite queers. Get caught up with what these boys have been up to and then be prepared to have your body taken over by the power of FREAKY! . . LIK...

'Til death do us part!  Surprise!  We are celebrating our finished first season by giving you just one more BONUS episode for the month!  Christmas movies have infiltrated the horror community for the past month, so let's take a break to celebrate another special occasion...the awfully dreaded marriage of Chucky and Tiffany!  Also, get to know Frankie & Jake a little better with their demented ver...

Christmas sucks this year. Pour yourself ANOTHER Egg Nog and take your seat... it's about to start!

Merry almost Christmas, bitches! Is everyone feeling the Spirit?! You better be or be prepared to face the wrath of, KRAMPUS (2015)! This week, the boys get jolly AF as they talk Christmas traditions and horror stories, then dive into this morality tale about the importance of holiday cheer. The boys are about to leave you going HO HO HO! Enjoy! . . LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW. WEBSITE: Www....

Hey Queen! The Swan Queen that is! You ready to grand jeté into this episode on the award-winning psychological thriller, 2010's BLACK SWAN?! You better be. The boys start by spilling all the backstage tea from their time in the theater, battle it out over which of them is the swan queen, and then dance their way through this intensely complex masterpiece. Spread your wings and fly with your favor...

Gobble Gobble, bitch! Turkey day is here which means it's time to stuff your face and pop in that old VHS copy of 1993's ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES. This heartfelt episode has the boys reminiscing on Thanksgiving memories, their favorite Turkey Day dishes, and the new-and-true meaning of this American holiday. The boys then cackle and quote the house down boots on this week's Feature Film, which brought...

TWEET TWEET! It's time to raise our followers... AND the body count! This is the premise of this week's film, 2017's TRAGEDY GIRLS. Just like our movie heroes, the boys use this episode for a whole lot of shameless plugs! Prepare to laugh along as these queers relate to these social media mavens, mix-up dates and names, and try and sell you a t-shirt! This episode ain't no tragedy, girls! Enjoy! ....

Toxic friendships, mean girls, tacky 2000s fashions, demonic possession, murder!? Yaaasss! The boys are celebrating Jake’s birthday by finally covering the cult classic, 2009’s JENNIFER’S BODY. Featuring Jake’s birthday tarot reading by Frankie, Jake as Idina Menzel and Frankie’s batshit theories of the movie! Don’t be a player-hater, enjoy the episode!  .  .  LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW.  PA...

Strike a Pose, bitches! It's time for the boys to talk about 2016's THE NEON DEMON. Before they travel that hypnotic path, they post-mortem Halloween 2020 and even get into a mini-review of 2020's THE CRAFT LEGACY. Now, sit back, relax, and DON'T FEED THE MODELS!  .  .  .  LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW.  PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/fearthetalkingqueers IG: @fearthetalkingqueers E-Mail: fea...

Welcome to the Fear The Talking Queer's first annual Halloween Special! The show is about to start, bitch! Take your seat! .  .  . LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW. IG: @fearthetalkingqueers E-Mail: fearthetalkingqueers@gmail.com

Bitches, it's here. The holiday of Halloween is upon us, which means so is this episode... about every movie in the HALLOWEEN franchise, created by John Carpenter! Wasting no time getting into it (there are a lot of movies they gotta cover here), the boys quickly recap their October watches. After that, it's a free-for-all of opinions on Laurie Strode, ugly masks, and the multiverse of timelines w...

Who is ready for a little getaway?! We're taking a little trip to a cabin in the woods inhabited by 2013's EVIL DEAD. Get ready to listen to the boys talk about the nastiest, goriest movie... maybe ever. Ooo and they also get into their favorite childhood spooky shows, really revving up on the road to Halloween! It's coming soon, bitches! . . . LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW. IG: @fearthetalking...

We are well into October now, which means it's time for the really spooky movies to come through! This week the boys talk a tale of family, friends, and witchy, demonic possession. That's right, it's the 2013 horror genre game-changer, THE CONJURING. Before the boys start gabbing about their "good Judy", Bathsheba, they tell a few spooky ghost stories of their own and even get in a little R-Rated...

SPECIAL EPISODE ANNOUNCEMENT! This week, the boys have teamed up with fellow horror-podcast, the HOMIES OF HORROR, to bring you 2005’s HOUSE OF WAX. This hilarious collab dives into the infamy that is Paris Hilton, the consequences of breaking and entering, and the impracticality of buildings made completely out of wax. So light a candle, but don’t burn yourself because remember... “That’s hot.” E...

Love me... LOVE me... Bitch, I said LOVE ME! This week the boys are overflowing with Love as they gush about how far they’ve come and all the amazing friends and fellow podcasts they have met along the way. Then they get into 2016’s THE LOVE WITCH, a retro romantic horror sure to get you in the mood. So light a candle, pull a card, and get ready to spread the LOVE... witch!  . . . LIKE. COMME...

TRIGGER WARNING. This episode is about to get heavy, y'all. The boys discuss the highly controversial film,  ASSASSINATION NATION (2018), a violent satire set in the current social media age. It's not all heavy tho as the boys also discuss their favorite teen movies, Chris Evan's biggest asset, and the results of the latest week of the October Episode Bracket Challenge! Enjoy, bitches! . . ....

Back again?! Why are you so OBSESSED with us?! I mean, who can blame you? This week, Jake and Frankie talk about the legendary Glenn Close and the 1987 psycho-sexual smash, FATAL ATTRACTION. After discussing past experiences with exes and the iconic HBIC, Tiffany "New York" Pollard, the boys dive into this film and it'll for sure leave you begging and pleading for more. This one will NOT be ignore...

... And the winner for best telekinetic outcast who decimates her entire Senior class on prom night goes to... CARRIE! The Queers are putting on their most lavish gowns and diving into ALL THREE film adaptations of CARRIE, including the 1976 Brian De Palma classic, the 2002 made for TV version, and the big screen 2013 remake. The boys kick things off with their experiences with bullying and then g...

Hey you silly Witch! You ready to summon the four corners with Jake and Frankie? (These boys are no stranger to the corner. Jk!) This week the Queers discuss 1996's THE CRAFT, a spooky romp about teen girls, witchcraft, and the price of revenge! The boys talk their own experiences with spirituality, which witch is which, and their hopes for the future of this magical franchise. Enjoy! . . . LIKE....

Excuse much! Rude or anything?! Why haven't you listened to the latest episode of FTTQs on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1992)?! This week the boys talk about this campy cult classic about an LA high school cheerleader who is destined to save the world from Vampires! Get your pom poms ready and sharpen your stakes cause these queers are talking their obsession with Horror history docs, the magic of th...

BEWARE! The Living Dead of Beverly Hills are coming to get you! The boys laugh their a$$es of discussing the legendary 1992 film, DEATH BECOMES HER, starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis. They talk skincare, remakes, reboots, and more! Prepare to LIIIVE forever, bitches! . . . FOLLOW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. IG: @fearthetalkingqueers E-Mail: fearthetalkingqueers@gmail.com Twitter: @Fear...