Fear the Talking Queers

Good morning, bitch! ☀️ It’s a new dawn, a new Friday, which means a new episode! This week, the boys are hilariously slaying the zombie genre with DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004). But FIRST, you’re going to need some tips on how to survive; so they’re kicking off this episode with “The Official FTTQ Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.” An improv showcase where the queers advise you on where to go, wh...

Hey Clowns! Are you ready to kick IT with FTTQ this week!? Sure hope so because this week the boys are heading to Derry, Maine, and uncovering the evil that is IT (2017). Keeping IT light-hearted at first, they bring you a brand new game... created by them! Then IT's down to the sewers where the boys confront Pennywise the Dancing Clown. This episode will bring you more chuckles than that scary bi...

🛸 Greetings, bitch! We come in peace. The queers are here and ready to attack! This week the boys have laser focus on Tim Burton’s polarizing 1996 film MARS ATTACKS! But before they’re terminated by aliens, they discuss Netflix’s newest horror film that’s got everyone talking, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022). Ack! Ack! Ack! …that means, “Enjoy the show!” . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. Instagram...

Hey, bitch! You better get a clue! This week is the epic return to Hear The Talking Queers, only now as a regular part of the monthly lineup! The Queers delve into one of their absolute favorite teen comedies, CLUELESS (1995). Iconic fashions, hilarious dialogue, and heart to boot... but enough about the boys, let's get to the movie. Skip this episode!? AS IF! . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. Ins...

Hey, bitch! Get ready to warm up those VCRs because it is time to explore the watery grave of Samara in THE RING (2002)! But before the boys die in 7 days, they let Radio Silence know what they want out of SCREAM 6! Tune in before it’s too late!

Happy V-Day, bitch! This holiday is bound to be a romantic bloodbath as the Queers bring you BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992)! Full of lush scenery, extravagant costumes, and terrible accents, this movie made more choices than a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill. Speaking of F*ck, Marry, Kill… sink your teeth into this newest episode of FTTQ! You’ll LOVE it!

1, 2, Freddy’s coming for you! Sweet screams, bitches! This week, the boys revisit a twisted game of ‘Would You Rather’ before heading over to Elm Street! This episode of Wes Craven’s classique is full of laughs and nightmares!  Can they survive the night? . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers  Intro music prod by MaxRazumov   Episode music by: keksAudio  

Hey, Bitches! The queers are back, back, back, BACK again! What better way to ring in the new season than with 2022's FIRST Box Office Hit, SCREAM (2022)! The boys are brimming with excitement to bring you the newest installment of their favorite franchise, which is sure to make you scream with laughter. Will the legacy characters survive? Do any of these new characters stand out? How does this ne...

Hey, bitch! Happy New Year! As we say goodbye to 2021, we also bid farewell to Season Three of Fear the Talking Queers. Another chapter has come and gone, which means it's time for the boys to look back on the highs and lows, tops and bottoms of this hilarious season. Then, what a way to build anticipation for the impending Season Four than with SCREAM 4 (2011)! The boys revisit their favorite fil...

❄️ ho! hO! HO! Merry Christmas, b*tches! 🎄 Santa’s sack is full this year! 🎅🏽 The boys prove they are a triple threat as they celebrate the holidays with the entire BLACK CHRISTMAS franchise! Grab your snowballs, stuff that stocking and get ready to jingle all the way from 1974 to 2006 to 2019! .  . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. WEBSITE:  flow.page/fearthetalkingqueers Instagram: @fea...

Hey, bitch, it’s cold outside! (I got to go away!) But hey, bitch it’s cold outside! Ah, I love that song. Speaking of cold, this week the boys throw on their winter coats for the iciest vampire movie there ever was, 30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007)! Before they head to the Alaskan Mountains, they make a pit stop in the wilderness of Ontario where they leave a mini-review of the new Showtime series, YELLOW...

Hey, slags! Nothing like showing up fashionably late! Speaking of fashion, this week the Queers travel across the pond to merry ol' London and back in time with LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021)! Get ready for this colorful spectacular full of timeless music, time travel, and the time to KILL. Cheerio, bitches!  . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.   WEBSITE:  Www. Fearthetalkingqueers.com   Instagram: @fear...

Cluck cluck, bitches! No, that ain't the Thanksgiving turkey. That is the sound of HEREDITARY (2018) coming your way! This week, the boys start off by discussing the darkest holiday of them all... Black Friday! Then it's all fights at the dinner table, the return of Grandma from the dead, and uninvited naked house guests. No, that ain't Thanksgiving dinner with the family. It's the newest episode...

Hey bitch, are you following me? Not surprised. Anyways, this week is all about the 2014 sleeper hit, IT FOLLOWS. Before this week’s movie walks into your life, the boys inform you about what they did for Halloween and what a scary success it was. Then it’s all swimming pools and shell phones in this week’s surreal nightmare of a movie! So while you’re gettin’ busy in the car, don’t forget to thro...

Hey, bitch! How's your head? No complaints, I hope. This week, the Queers are tackling the movie that divided the Horror community, James Wan's MALIGNANT (2021)! After a recap of all the new and necessary October viewing, the boys give their honest opinion on a movie that deserves NO spoilers! So throw The Conjuring, Insidious, and Annabelle out the window and get ready for a movie unlike any befo...

Happy Halloween, bitches! It's Queers meet Queens this Halloween season!  The boys serve up Part 2 of the Halloween Double Feature mash-up between "Fear the Talking Queers" and "The Carpenter Queens."  In this collab, the Queers and Queens discuss one of the most anticipated movies in recent horror history...HALLOWEEN KILLS!  *MAJOR SPOILER ALERT*  But before evil dies (tonight), the group gives y...

Ding dong, bitch! The boys are here to collect their candy… and your head! For UNICEF. This week, Halloween takes front and center in 2009’s TRICK R TREAT, a love letter to the greatest and spookiest day of the year! Before the wolves get to the boys, they breakdown the brand new trailer for SCREAM (2022) and all its misdirections. Then it’s time to carve the Jack o lantern, put on your sexiest co...

Grab your broom, bitch! The boys are flying off to Salem this week for the Halloween Disney classic HOCUS POCUS (1993). Spells, candles, black cats, zombies, witches and hot dads. Just a typical Friday night at FTTQ! . . .  REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  WEBSITE: www.fearthetalkingqueers.com Instagram: @fearthetalkingqueers Intro music prod by YGOD BEATS Episode music by: WavebeatsMus...

After last week, it's time to bless our souls!  This week, the boys take the stage with your choice of the ultimate cult classic: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975)!  Before doing the Time Warp, the boys put together some Halloween cocktails for your absolute drinking pleasure!  Get ready to be thrilled, chilled and fulfilled! . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  WEBSITE: www.fearthetalkingqueers....

Happy October, bitches! The greatest time of the year has arrived and so it’s only right that the Queers bring you the greatest horror movie of all time… or so they say. That’s right, this week it’s THE EXORCIST (1973), chosen by you listeners! The boys start your October off right with the best Halloween music playlist and then it’s off to Georgetown to battle the ancient demon Pazuzu who inhabit...

Het bitch! You been Annihilated lately? Cause your shimmer is poppin'! This week, the boys enter the alien refracting prism that is ANNIHILATION (2018)! This female-centric Sci-Fi adventure inspires the boys to revisit an FTTQ classic game, F/M/K... Girl Power Edition! Then it's time to dive into the beautifully dangerous world of the Shimmer where the Swan Queen, Jane the Virgin, and Stacy from "...

Candyman! Candyman! Candyman! Candyman! Candyman, bitch! Gotta sweet tooth? This week we are here to satisfy your craving by returning to Cabrini-Green and the movie theatre for the highly-anticipated CANDYMAN (2021)! We dive deep into the honey of this box office hit but not before we review some new trailers! Tune in to find out what we think of this candy-coated reboot! . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUB...

Hey bitch!  Do you believe in love?  Do you believe in karma?  Revenge is a dish best served warm in this week's movie, THE CROW (1994).  This week the Queers resurrect one of their favorite games, "Would You Rather," then discuss the film's powerful message of love as well as the tragic, on-set death of Brandon Lee.  Join them as they fall in love with the world's smartest bird and gush over the...

Hey bitch! You got a bone to pick? You gotta gruuuudge!? Well then, perfect! Because this week, the Queers are heading far East to Tokyo for THE GRUDGE (2004)! After dropping some diamonds on creating a podcast of your own, the boys join the Slayer, Stokely, and the President of the United States as they fight for their lives against vengeful, unfaithful spirits. Will they be able to decipher the...

Breaking News, bitches! It's a full moon so make sure you're pluggin'! There are wild beasts on the prowl! This week, the Queers release all their teenage angst with the sisters of GINGER SNAPS (1999), a teen werewolf movie with some serious girl power bite! After a weekly round-up of horror news and mini-reviews, the boys claw their way through this cult classic that is sure to satisfy all your a...