F*ck Me Dead
F*ck Me Dead Podcast
A bi-weekly podcast bringing you the Australian (and it’s nearest buddies) news that leaves you thinking Fuck Me Dead. Join CJ and Amanda as they share the weird, odd, and hilarious news stories from Down Under.
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Aug 10, 2025
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Episodes
Episode 47: You Won't Find That On Pornhub 10.11.2020 1:02:37
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about tapeworms, semen warehouse explosions, how batteries can kill you, weird laws in Australia, two minute noodles being served on flights and giant penis' yet again. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show...
Episode 46: Balmain mystery bags are people? 03.11.2020 1:03:00
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about ghost hoaxing, influencers behaving badly, a ghost fiance, TEV Wahine, mysterious bags being dumped in rubbish bins, a cow eating a snake and a cow chilling on a trampoline Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the sho...
Episode 45: Doom, Gloom & Coffee That Makes Your Heart Go Boom 27.10.2020 1:00:35
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about bush fires, inflatable sharks, someone being buried in the garden, people looking for sperm on Facebook, Bryan Loyson and an insane morning beverage. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi...
Episode 44: Harold The Wombat 20.10.2020 1:00:14
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about crop circles, car chases, a mysterious disappearance, a terrible and brutal crime, big cats come up again and Harold the Wombat. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmed...
Episode 43: Big Sheep, Big Meat 13.10.2020 50:18
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about big sheep, a flasher, new spiders, a giant dick in the bush, sex parties spreading covid and penis healing. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Website - fuckm...
Episode 42: Mystery of the Wanda Beach Murders 06.10.2020 1:06:30
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about animals attacking, specifically buffaloes and magpies, a man disappearing in Sydney Harbour, one of Australia's oldest unsolved crimes, incorrect flags and some more shit. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the...
Episode 41: Mystery of The Rack Man 29.09.2020 1:05:24
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about catching huge crocs, another man being injured by a fish, the mysterious circumstances of rack man's murder, that it's snowing in spring in Australia, a woman getting bitten on the head by a snake in her sleep and my favourite ex prime minister getting sassy about Australia's internet. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com...
Episode 40: Don't Stick Your Dick In It 22.09.2020 1:00:06
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about some casual bank robberies in the 70s, outrage at artists getting grants, drunk worms, a penis biter, big cats in New Zealand and a naked guy in a car wash. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on...
Episode 39: The Emu War 15.09.2020 1:03:14
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man getting a fine for using a phone while on a horse, a famous dolphin, the truth about daddy long legs spiders, the emu wars, a dumb criminal and a rare coin. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donat...
Episode 38: Hobart's Sexiest Woman 08.09.2020 59:43
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a good boy, a state government fail, a pub selling semen over the bar, the disappearance of the Miss Hobart, more mistranslations and a plane that couldn't take off because it was too full of drugs. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at...
Episode 37: Mittens, his floofiness 01.09.2020 1:12:38
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about the conditions of nursing homes during covid, our national treasure Magda Szubanski, Wellington's famous Mittens the cat, Courtney Herron, languages being used not as intended and a cafe war that ends with a tattoo. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fme...
Episode 36: Toss a sex toy to your Treasurer 25.08.2020 59:51
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about UFO's over Sydney, dildos flying at politicians, another weird Australian creature, a book being returned to the library 118 years after it was borrowed, tourists in the outback and kids sticking stupid shit up their nose. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram....
Episode 35: What are the Odds 18.08.2020 52:46
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a super exciting topic of super, a cockatoo named Dundee, a couple with a folder on their computer called "do not view, delete if we die", a man with delusions of a simulation, fish killing people and one of Australia's luckiest people. Trigger warning: Bestiality - If you don't want to hear this story, skip between 21mins 40sec...
Episode 34: Where is Frederick Valentich 11.08.2020 1:14:10
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about what happened to Frederick Valentich and the stupid reasons people are breaking the stage four lock down in Victoria Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Websi...
Episode 33: The Episode no one dies! Maybe 04.08.2020 1:01:12
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a bad review, police response to a hate crime in the 80s, the Westall UFO Incident, someone losing a testicle, a 'severed' finger and more bloody emus. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donati...
Episode 32: The Truth(?) about Harold Holt 28.07.2020 1:08:46
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about dickheads trying to get around quarantine, one of Australia's biggest mass deaths, a tiny mouse that fucks itself to death, what really happened to Harold Holt, a streamer getting attacked by a magpie and a man who managed to survive a brown snake bite three times. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.c...
Episode 31: Jennelyn Kennedy 21.07.2020 1:13:17
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about meth being a hell of a drug, part two of the god squad, how the justice system fails, Karens in Brighton, pet mediums and the sad story of the death of Jennelyn Kennedy. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show b...
Episode 30: Peter Falconi-oh no not again 14.07.2020 56:28
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man who got arrested for shaving off his beard, a long standing cold case getting solved, new evidence in the Peter Falconio case, growing up in a cult, getting robbed for your Krispy Kremes and fighting a snake while your driving. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (inst...
Episode 29: An Educational Show 07.07.2020 1:10:17
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about racism from school teachers, calling your old boss too many times, lost property, getting stuck in a bin, drunk drivers and learning the origins of Aussie slang. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donati...
Episode 28: The Poop Joggers Strike Back 30.06.2020 1:06:13
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about tragic freak accidents, panic buying happening yet again, a terrible family murder, students getting bitten by a fox, poop joggers and people stealing baby crocodiles. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by...
Episode 27: Cash, Cryptids, Death and Weaponised Sex Toys 23.06.2020 1:07:30
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about 'accidental' murder, chroming, conspiracy theories, a cryptid in the Hawkesbury, a missing man found and a flying dildo Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadp...
Episode 26: Falconio, Dead Or Alive? 16.06.2020 1:10:54
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about stupid criminals, a man who fought a spider, whether Peter Falconio committed insurance fraud or not, feral chickens in New Zealand, fighting off an attacker with a jar of coffee and going to the pub after getting bitten by a shark. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (insta...
Episode 25: There Is No Segue 09.06.2020 59:22
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about men who can't stop boinking in a park, a terminator wombat, the shortest lived new country, suicides happening in the same area, a guy who stuck fireworks up his butt and a sexual fantasy gone wrong. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at...
Episode 24: So Japanese Jesus walks into the Outback 02.06.2020 58:34
In this weeks special episode: Amanda and CJ discuss only one subject: Aum Shinrikyo and the Japanese cult's activities in Australia. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Website - fuckmedeadpodcast.com ...
Episode 23: The Story Is The Headline 26.05.2020 56:34
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a public masturbater, a woman afraid of the cops finding a dildo in her car, a guy who bit off his own fingers, a murder suicide, a goat who got tased and didn't give a fuck and a fart cake. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedead...
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