F*ck Me Dead
F*ck Me Dead Podcast
A bi-weekly podcast bringing you the Australian (and it’s nearest buddies) news that leaves you thinking Fuck Me Dead. Join CJ and Amanda as they share the weird, odd, and hilarious news stories from Down Under.
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Aug 10, 2025
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Episodes
Episode 70: Hello John 01.06.2021 52:38
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about money that was stuffed down a toilet, the mouse plague returns went a vengeance, possible evidence of a Yowie sighting, disabled car parks removed at a house complex so management can seem 'woke', a criminal emu and too many snake skins found in a roof. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fm...
Episode 69: Nice 25.05.2021 1:01:18
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a NZ guy with an extreme foot fetish, myths about sex you still believe, peanut worms, some real life sex stories, our own weird 'dating' stories and a man fed up with pot holes so uses penis' to solve the problem. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagra...
Fuck Me Dead: Quickie 18.05.2021 28:39
Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Website - fuckmedeadpodcast.com We'd be forever grateful if you took the time to rate and leave a review in your preferred podcast app! Credits: https://www.cbsnew...
Episode 68: The Ghost of Pub Crawls Past 27.04.2021 54:01
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man trying to decriminalise incest in Australia, a woman giving birth in a bike lane, tram boy, a ghost on a dash cam, the longest pub crawl ever and the big bird bandits. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the s...
Episode 67: Start Tragic, End Wacky 20.04.2021 48:32
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a woman dying in a charity bin, sending your boss over two hundred texts, a boat exploding, Narabeen monster, Larry La Trobe and getting so drunk you take a scissor lift for a spin. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Suppor...
Episode 66: A Funny Place for Stabbing 13.04.2021 53:21
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a big mango that somehow went missing, mullets being banned, being stabbed in the butt, a woman who was accused of poisoning her son, panadol being useless and more poop Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show b...
Episode 65: George The Hero 06.04.2021 54:31
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ revisit that Melbourne cafe owner whose staff have now turned on him, a cow carcass turning up on a beach, Australia's most hated man being a dickhead again, George the hero of a Jack Russell, box jellyfish being the worst, nazi's again in Melbourne and a dude who just really wanted to see some seals. We also turn into a pop culture podcast for the la...
Episode 64: Wombat Shitpost 23.03.2021 57:47
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a cat bite that went very wrong, no more cake at school, an opinion piece that no one should listen to, a cow at a beach, a controversial photo and why wombats have square poop. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support t...
Episode 63: No that's kiwi for... not that? 16.03.2021 59:25
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a tragic car accident, a man who posted himself to Australia, yet another nazi, a heckin haunt, a principal who has some serious internalised misogyny and a spider with two legs. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Suppor...
Episode 62: A Bunch Of Crappy Men 09.03.2021 1:03:01
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a whinging Melbourne cafe owner, a jawbone that washed up on a beach, a man too fat to go to jail, a far right group in The Grampians, a Covidiot and a family who tragically lost all their beer. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedea...
Episode 61: Bonk, Go to Horny Jail 02.03.2021 1:14:43
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a mouse plague, yet another samurai sword attack, another weird crime, a random giant pig turning up, a woman refusing to sleep with her partner if he gets the vaccine and we talk great Australian food inventions. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpod...
Episode 60: Don't Eat That 23.02.2021 58:30
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about another dude waving a sword around, a really painful plant, vaccines, a guy who died from eating a slug, two guys who got lost hunting snails and a naked fugitive in a croc infested mangrove. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpod...
Episode 59: Cocaine and Viagra 16.02.2021 49:36
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about even more teen stabbings, a coke and Viagra fueled rampage from a real estate agent, a spider causing a boat accident, people allegedly keeping slave, a person losing their shit over wearing a mask and Australia's full time knight. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram...
Episode 58: The Antwerp Demon Posession 09.02.2021 1:05:10
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about even more teen stabbings, people drowning in cyclone season, a demonic possession, puppy thefts, a brawl in a bubble tea shop and a waterfall of wasps. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-...
Episode 57: Where's My Sex Toy? 02.02.2021 45:34
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about more teenage stabbings, the man who cannot be tased, an ape getting out of its enclosure, a restaurant went viral for being honest, a snake in a pajama drawer and a guy very angry about a sex toy. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmed...
Episode 56: Bunyips and Yowies 26.01.2021 1:10:10
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about sex advice from Hillsong, a teenage boy getting stabbed in broad daylight, a man pooping in someone's back yard, a man living in someone's roof, and as the title says bunyips and yowies! Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedea...
Episode 55: Screams in Incel 19.01.2021 1:03:11
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about poor attitudes towards young hospo workers, a pigeon who may or may not be American, a serial Tinder creep, a guy who can't stop drinking and driving, another big cat sighting and a guy who really needed to know where the cats are. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram...
Episode 54: Bad Business, Terrible People, Worse Sex Advice 12.01.2021 1:00:10
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man who ended up in the mouth of a whale, landlords living in their tenants backyard, an awful case of animal cruelty, a nurse who was disciplined based on rumours, a man suing the government for his antique collection being stolen and some solid covid sex advice from NSW Health. **TRIGGER WARNING** : Our third story in this episode is about animal...
Episode 53: New Year, Same Shit 05.01.2021 1:01:09
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about glow in the dark wombats, bull sharks in backyards, accidentally buying 1,000 chickens, kangaroos attacking, pythons hiding in bins and the things tourists find shocking about Australia Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast S...
Special Episode: F*ck Me Dead, Live and Uncut 22.12.2020 1:41:41
This week is a special episode! Audio ripped from our lives tream international special on 20/12/2020. Amanda and CJ share some of their favourite international stories Thank you so much for listening for the past year, we really appreciate it! Thanks for joining us in our weird story telling and shit talking :) Note : We are taking a week break and there won't be an episode on 30th December,...
Episode 52: “A dingo’s got my baby” - Lindy Chamberlain 15.12.2020 1:26:57
WE MADE IT TO A YEAR! Thank you so much for listening over the last 12 months, we appreciate it so much. To celebrate this week Amanda and CJ cover a single story: the story of Lindy Chamberlain and the disappearance of her daughter Azaria -ANNIVERSARY EVENTS- To celebrate a year, we're doing a live stream of international weird news stories on the 18th December at 11am Australian Eastern Da...
Episode 51: Fosters, Australian for shit 08.12.2020 1:04:34
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about sorcery killings, domestic violence, fake money, sperm, fosters and cougars. TRIGGER WARNING: Skip to 30mins at the beginning of the second story if you would like to miss the domestic violence story we cover in this weeks episode -ANNIVERSARY EVENTS- Look forward to a special episode being released on your favourite podcast app on the 16th December...
Episode 50: Chemicals In The Water To Turn The Penguins Gay 01.12.2020 55:43
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk people dying from a snake bite, cats causing chaos, Big W recalling a phallic object, a giant fucking spider, gay penguins and snakes in a bath. -ANNIVERSARY EVENTS- Look forward to a special episode being released on your favourite podcast app on the 16th December where we cover one famous Aussie case and a live stream of international weird news stories...
Episode 49: Wish I knew as little about Pete Evans as the Somerton Man 24.11.2020 1:05:03
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about the accuser becoming the accusee, war crimes, the mystery of the Somerton Man, Allen's embarrassing change of name, a girl surviving a tiger snake bite and Pete Evans being controversial yet again. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at...
Episode 48: Big Men, Big Pigeons 17.11.2020 1:04:10
In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about winning the lotto twice, Craig Mclachlan allegations, the largest pedophile ring uncovered in Australia, Marree Man, a huge pigeon and Shane Fitzsimmons being nominated for Australian of the Year. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedea...
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