F*ck Me Dead

F*ck Me Dead Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 148 episodes

A bi-weekly podcast bringing you the Australian (and it’s nearest buddies) news that leaves you thinking Fuck Me Dead. Join CJ and Amanda as they share the weird, odd, and hilarious news stories from Down Under.

Author

F*ck Me Dead

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

fuckmedeadpodcast.com

Latest episode

Aug 10, 2025

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Episodes

Episode 92: Donut Blame Us 11.06.2023

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about kids killing feral cats, a nurse doing something they probably shouldn't, a pub/clubs free drinks policy based on bra size and a kangaroo named Bruce Next episode will be released: 26/06/2023 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpo...

Episode 91: Bucket, why not? 28.05.2023

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about fairy bread, some unwanted mail, the most magnificent bucket to ever exist and a tale of a great grandmother and her cannabis butter Next episode will be released: 12/06/2023 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the sho...

Episode 90: CJ Not Live and Somewhat Cut 14.05.2023

In this weeks episode Amanda is out with covid so CJ tells you a wild tale to get you through to the next episode Apologies for it not being a normal length episode - we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming on the 29th! Next episode will be released: 29/05/2023 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagra...

Episode 89: Where's my Platypus 01.05.2023

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a woman using a dead man to get out of a fine, how Winston Churchill desperately wanted a platypus, a guy getting busted by the cops from ordering Uber Eats and a true hero of our time - hummus knight Next episode will be released: 15/05/2023 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagr...

Episode 88: Damn, It Do Be Like That 16.04.2023

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about rapper music not being allowed at the Easter Show, a mammoth meatball, child labour and sex dolls selling out for an unusual reason Next episode will be released: 01/05/2023 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the sho...

Episode 87: Sorry for the PUNishment 02.04.2023

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about residents in NZ being anonymously sausaged, children being seriously burnt by the Australian sun, a kid with a golf ball stuck up his butt and ripping bongs on top of a Chemist Warehouse - doesn't get much more Australian than that. Next episode will be released: 17/04/2023 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (tw...

Episode 86: Fuck Me Dead 2 - Fuck Harder 19.03.2023

We're back! With a couple of changes - we're moving to fortnightly episodes so our next ep will release on 03/04/2023 In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk entirely too much about milk crates, sovereign citizens, a sheep going for a ski and an update on the Somerton Man Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (inst...

We're Back 05.03.2023

WE'RE BACK!!! Our first episode back will be live on Monday, 20th March 2023 If you want to get in touch before then: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast

Hiatus 05.10.2021

Goodbye for now, thank you so much for all the support over the last two years. You'll never know how much it meant to us <3 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Website - fuckmedeadpodcast.com  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast)

Episode 85: Minnie Dean, The Baby Farmer 28.09.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a body mod artist who might be responsible for his clients death, drones and birds, Australia's most notorious croc attack, teenage boys doing incredible things with technology x 2 and Minnie Dean the Baby Farmer. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedea...

Episode 84: Rum Fuelled Snake Orgy 21.09.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about an assisted suicide (that was really murder), a horrible note left on a car for no reason, unvaccinated people to be welcome in some NSW businesses, another murder, the rum rebellion and a snake orgy Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmed...

Episode 83: Dickheads n Dolphins 14.09.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about  a racist real estate ad, people doing the wrong thing during the pandemic, a brawl in a KFC parking lot, Dick Pussy again, a horrifying Australian megafauna and dolphins getting high Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Suppo...

Episode 82: Loots n Poops 07.09.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a very ineffective NZ lock down protest, a megachurch in Sydney that was busted spreading misinformation, new NZ terrorist laws, a vegan protesting in their own period blood and a poo bomber Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcas...

Special: No Anything 31.08.2021

Unfortunately we don't have a real episode for you this week, but what we do have is 10 minutes of complaining  Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Website - fuckmedeadpodcast.com We'd be forever gr...

Episode 81: Doom and Gloom in NSW 24.08.2021

TRIGGER WARNING:  Our second story contains references to a paedophile, if this is triggering for you when you hear the warning in the episode, please skip forward to 37mins 30seconds In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about covid a lot, how wonderful Julien O'Shea is, a terrible case of a pedophile,  a UFO sighting in the 90s, a python in a supermarket and dogs being put down for no r...

Episode 80: A Pooculiar Place 17.08.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about murder, covid workers being abused, a woman who offered a better photo for her mug shot, 12 crashes in the same front yard, a bird that saved a life and a poosuem Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donati...

Episode 79: Sexy Australian Vampires 10.08.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a murderer complaining about his jail sentence, taking chucking a sickie to the extreme, how Australian English is changing, a terrible car crash, a croc attack and Australian vampires Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Supp...

Episode 78: Call A Shark At Your Local Bup 03.08.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man denying that he took a machete to his mother, big cats (yet again), shark calling, Dieter Brummer's sad passing, a fun misspelling and old timey tale. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donatin...

Episode 77: Like in the Cartoons 27.07.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man escaping hotel quarantine using bed sheets, a dorito going for $20k, a horrible case of animal cruelty, a crime being solved by a leech, backyard castrations and an echidna causing chaos. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpod...

Episode 76: Hitmen Have Standards 20.07.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about the Prime Minister shitting himself, a terrible car crash, a fire that started from someone cooking steak in a toaster,  a woman who crashed her own funeral, a crocodile eating a shark and a dog getting high from eating human shit. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagr...

Episode 75: It Happened 13.07.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about deer penis being a lucrative export for New Zealand, a deer startling naked sunbathers, why echidna penis' are so weird, God showing up at a NSW covid press conference, nazi's at Supanova and a drunk mum attacks kids on her horse. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagra...

Episode 74: CJ's Weekend Adventure 29.06.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a UK pub using Aussie slang to get away with being creepy, saving a plane, a horrific assault on an elderly member of the community,  how those baboons escaped last year, a toy being stuck up someones nose for 37 years and CJ's wild weekend Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Ins...

Episode 73: Democracy Manifest 22.06.2021

Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Website - fuckmedeadpodcast.com  We'd be forever grateful if you took the time to rate and leave a review in your preferred podcast app! Support the show (https://ko-...

Episode 72: This Episode, is Haunted. 15.06.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a big ass tree, $9,000 houseplants, a heckin haunt in Guyra, a random house destruction, a haunted Liquorland and a cat on a map! Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadp...

Episode 71: GTA 6 Perth City 08.06.2021

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a deer running around in Melbourne Streets, giant thongs,  a safe with a condom in it,  a crazy police chase, a farmer using a creative way to get rid of the mice plague and people getting it on on company time while working from home. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (in...

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