F*ck Me Dead Podcast

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a real life night at the museum, demands to reopen Uluru, unsolicited dick pics, a naked couple who confronted an intruder, a mistaken body and crime fighting sheep. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by do...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about anti-vaxxers, people emailing trees, driving cars up pedestrian ramps, a truly awful human, an Australian sovereign citizen and drop bears! ** TRIGGER WARNING : The fourth story in this weeks episode discusses domestic violence and sexual abuse, if you find these subjects triggering and need to skip this story, please fast forward to timestamp: 45min...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about esports match fixing, a feud between a Melbourne graffiti artist & 50 cent, people spitting on essential workers, a Milat family member committing a murder, big cat sightings and a drunk guy taking a dip in the Yarra. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fm...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a guy believing Jay Z egged him on to murder his father, people still not getting social distancing, funnel web spiders actually helping us instead of killing us, dickheads in porsches, cockatoos trying to ruin the NBN and the weird place names in Australia. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpo...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about getting dressed up to take out the bin, fighting thieves, giving dickhead customers the finger, the goodest boy, a house explosion and getting fired for being late for dinner. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about psychiatrists you don't want treating you, A FUCKING SEVERED ARM, being haunted at Devils Pool, shouting the bible at people, complaining about nothing and did I mention a loose severed arm? Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedead...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about how to not act during this quarantine, people taking extreme measures to protect themselves from the virus, people actually being nice, ghosts in your Xbox and sticking magnets up your nose is a bad idea. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about condoms, people imagining sex toys everywhere, nice people, a shark throwing up an arm, bikies fighting over a chicken and guys trying to impress girls with their tiny penis'. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about spider bites, historical landmarks, sticking stuff up your nose and forgetting about it, free coffee, getting bitten by a shark but raisin toast being more important and show bags! Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about good people having shitty things done to them, a stabbing in Melbourne, domestic violence, taking advantage of a stupid system, a fat penguin and naked politicians. PLEASE NOTE THE TRIGGER WARNING ON THIS EPISODE: The fourth story contains references to domestic violence. If when you hear the trigger warning, you don't want to listen to this sto...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about getting your job back after using Downfall to make fun of your bosses, people setting themselves on fire, fights over toilet paper, Aussie Jesus, having anime figures in your office and throwing goon bags. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) a...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about baboons running wild through Sydney, extreme catfishing, SA politicians trying to take our anime away and a naked guy gets stuck in a washing machine. PLEASE NOTE THE TRIGGER WARNING ON THIS EPISODE: The second story contains references to suicide. If when you hear the trigger warning, you don't want to listen to this stories, please go to this...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about freak accidents, chasing criminals, chocolate freckles, forks in places they should never be, asshole orcas and slang. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Webs...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about Paul Parker never paying for a beer again, the Spanish Flu party, psychics helping find bodies in murder cases, mystery poo-ers and Gary the Goat. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about kangaroos, getting into real life fights over Facebook arguments, too many bats, haunted train stations, sex offenders cutting off their tracking device and another big cat - this time in the Hunter Valley. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/)...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about too many emus, school kids getting high, possibly the dumbest criminal ever, getting your eyeballs tattooed, the stupid things Aussies get up to overseas and saying the words 'lion penis' too many times. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpod...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about threatening to kill someone over pizza, termite people, bomb bunnies, severed toes and a whole lot of poop Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko-fi.com/fmedeadpodcast Website - fuckme...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about getting drunk on a plane isn't always a good idea, that drugs are bad, don't import gross things illegally, generally just don't be a garbage human being, goats and panthers! PLEASE NOTE THE TRIGGER WARNING ON THIS EPISODE: The third and fourth stories contain references to pedophilia and child abuse. If when you hear the trigger warni...

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ discuss the Australian bush fires and throw in a couple of palette cleansers to cheer us up, let's just say they involve drunk guys on jet skis and horny kookaburras. Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donatin...

In this weeks episode: The dangers of falling on train tracks, croc grabbing, crazy tinder dates, getting fined because you just really wanted a pie and a warning to not accept sex from strangers on trains. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating o...

In this weeks episode: A lolly pop lady disrupts a robbery, a Christmas brawl, finding out where the king went, Tasmanian Tigers, Christmas disasters and a snake where a snake shouldn't be. Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com/fmedeadpodcast) or Instagram (instagram.com/fmedeadpodcast/) at @fmedeadpodcast Support the show by donating on Ko-Fi - ko...

Welcome to F*ck Me Dead! A podcast that brings you the Australian (and it's nearest buddies) News that leaves you thinking 'Fuck Me Dead' In this weeks episode: A poltergeist in Melbourne, the heist of the millennium, a new tourist attraction, weird things left in Ubers, a poop thrower and the shittest town in Australia crowned Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follo...

LAUNCHING SOON! Welcome to F*ck Me Dead! A podcast that brings you the Australian (and it's nearest buddies) News that leaves you thinking 'Fuck Me Dead' A quick story to let you get the feel of what our future episodes will be like News story credit: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-40577923 Get in touch:  Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Twitter (twitter.com...