Farthouse

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get stuck in the bureaucracy. That’s because they’re chatting about Terry Gilliam’s Brazil . In this episode, Patrick and Casey admit their love for this movie is dwindling. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram F...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get caught murdering a nightclub owner. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Pierre Melville’s Le Samourai . In this episode, Casey sings a moving rendition of "Ring of Keys" from the Tony award-winning musical Fun Home. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to work the night shift at a hotel. That’s because they’re chatting about Liliana Cavani’s The Night Porter . Patrick and Casey try to figure out the best ways to murder each other. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a mutant baby. That’s because they’re chatting about David Lynch’s Eraserhead . It’s their one-year anniversary! And what better way to spend it than to wax poetic on one of their favorite filmmakers, David Lynch. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get stuck in an elevator. That’s because they’re chatting about Louis Malle’s Elevator to the Gallows . They also talk about deadly Patrick’s “bundling” addiction. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Fol...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to give away all their eggs. That’s because they’re chatting about Michael Haneke’s Funny Games . They also talk about the age at which they would allow their children to watch R-rated movies. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! If you’d like to sp...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be nude on a rocky beach. That’s because they’re chatting about Alain Guiraudie’s Stranger by the Lake . They also talk about the discomforts of having sex in the woods and the excitement that goes along with making out with a known serial killer. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to wear cool shirts. That’s because they’re chatting about Kō Nakahira’s Crazed Fruit . A *CONTENT WARNING* for this episode. Casey and Patrick discuss rape, sexual coercion, and sexual assault. The hosts try their best to handle the subject with as much care as possible, but it is discussed in relation to events in the movie. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be rich Europeans. That’s because they’re chatting about Éric Rohmer’s Claire's Knee . A *CONTENT WARNING* for this episode. Casey and Patrick discuss an older man’s predatory behavior towards young girls. The hosts try their best to handle the subject with as much care as possible. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fa...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to live forever. That’s because they’re chatting about Sally Potter’s Orlando . In this episode, Patrick gets the “Sunday Scaries” on a Tuesday. And Casey gets annoyed with sensitive men. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! If you’d like to sponsor the sh...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to stab themselves in the shoulder with a kitchen knife. That’s because they’re chatting about Michael Haneke’s The Piano Teacher . In this episode, Patrick gets upset because he does not like basketball anymore. And Casey proposes a shell forward poster. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  I...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bump into walls. That’s because they’re chatting about Jacques Tati’s Playtime. Patrick has to eat crow for saying he did not want to watch this movie. And Casey and Patrick reminisce about the early days of Netflix. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you’d like to support Casey and Lu...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to put the bunny back in the box. That’s because they’re chatting about Con Air. This is a maintenance episode in order to recalibrate the Fartsy Test. So many of the films they put through the test get a very high score. So they need to make sure that the lower numbers are still working. They are scientists, after all. Which is why they’re talking about Con Air ....

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some really disgusting 711 food. That’s because they’re chatting about Gregg Araki’s The Doom Generation. And joining them is their good pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner.. In this episode, Patrick, Lucé, and Casey talk about sex in cars, OK Soda, and the career of Rose McGowan. Plus they talk all about Lucé’s new short film Surprise! In addition to that, they put...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some millet. That’s because they’re chatting about Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai. In this episode, Patrick and Casey talk about their most memorable movie-going experiences. In addition to that, they put Seven Samurai through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to walk around the desert alone. That’s because they’re chatting about Wim Wenders’ Paris, Texas. In this episode, Patrick inquires as to why he’s never seen Casey cry. And Casey tells a story about his uncle. In addition to that, they put The Paris, Texas through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to engage in some guerilla warfare. That’s because they’re chatting about Gillo Pontecorvo’s The Battle of Algiers. In this episode, Casey castigates Patrick for having fun while watching this film. And Patrick regales us with Part Two of his “Las Vegas Fiasco.” In addition to that, they put The Battle of Algiers through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick rec...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to steal some cars. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless. In this episode, both Casey and Patrick become increasingly distraught by how good Jean-Paul Belmondo looks with his shirt off. In addition to that, they put Breathless through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to kick in some TVs. That’s because they’re chatting about Rainer Werner Fassbinder’s Ali: Fear Eats the Soul. Patrick threatens to stab some people if Casey ever ends the podcast. And Casey talks about anxiety. In addition to that, they put Ali: Fear Eats the Soul through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to win it all. That’s because they’re chatting about the 93rd Academy Awards . They will hold your hand and guide you through this complicated year of films. Do not worry, they will instruct you on which films you are supposed to like.  If you like this show, tell a friend! If you’d like to sponsor the show, Venmo Patrick at Patrick-Mallon $10 for episode sponsorsh...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to find their damn bikes. That’s because they’re chatting about Vittorio De Sica’s The Bicycle Thief. And they are joined by professional editor and co-host of Back to the Movies , their good pal Nat Magee! Patrick is also very sad about baseball. And Casey defends his whiskey preferences. In addition to that, they put The Bicycle Thief through their proprietary “F...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to investigate a murder. That’s because they’re chatting about Dario Argento’s Deep Red. And they are joined by a (kind of) Giallo expert, writer, and host of Full Court Chat with Dave Schilling - Dave Schilling! Patrick also tries to impress everybody with his knowledge of Italian prog-rockers, Goblin. And Casey may have prematurely asserted that former San Franci...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bury a body. That’s because they’re chatting about Pedro Almodóvar’s Volver. Patrick shows off his extensive knowledge of Almodóvar’s filmography. And Casey requests to be mummified. In addition to that, they put Volver through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to se...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to accept that rose! That’s because they’re spending a few minutes talking about the finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ For this special capsule episode, Patrick and Casey turn their backs on arthouse cinema to talk about another American art form; reality television. Patrick and Casey dissect the recent controversies surrounding ‘The Bachelor’ franchise and how Chris Harri...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get punched in the head. That’s because they’re chatting about Martin Scorsese’s Raging Bull. Patrick becomes increasingly pedantic about Casey’s preferred alcoholic drinks. And Casey has to break some disheartening news to Patrick about McDonald’s new chicken sandwiches. In addition to that, they put Raging Bull through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick...