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It’s the final week of Farthouse Erotica month! And that’s why they had to bring in the “THOT Dad” himself, Ify Nwadiwe. He joins the “cuties” to talk about John Cameron Mitchell’s ‘Shortbus.’ In this episode, the boys talk about the war between Gen Z and Millenials. Ify and the “cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like...

It’s the third week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to star in a porno. That’s because they’re chatting about Sion Sono’s ‘Antiporno.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the politics of AOL Instant Messager. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon...

It’s the second week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get their manuscript published. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Jacques Beineix’s ‘Betty Blue.’ In this episode, Patrick tries to convince Casey to sleep on a mattress where someone died. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film....

It’s the first week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hit the sex clubs. That’s because they’re chatting about Gaspar Noé’s ‘Love.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey wonder how anyone knows what to do in a group sex situation. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, joi...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get shot in the gut. That’s because they’re chatting about Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Reservoir Dogs .’ As a special treat, the boys are joined this week by musician Logan Metz (Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real). He’s on to talk about his and Casey’s crazy trip to the Sundance Film Festival back in 2007. Plus, the “Cuties” also put 'Reservoir Dogs' through their pro...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get into a bathtub with their jeans on. That’s because they’re chatting about Darren Aronofsky’s ‘The Fountain.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey talk about their hatred for people who intentionally sit in the wrong assigned seat. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this sh...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat sandwiches with tiny bread. That’s because they’re chatting about Rob Reiner’s ‘This Is Spinal Tap.’ In this episode, Patrick reveals that there was a follow-up film to ‘Saving Private Mallon.’  The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farth...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to murder a ton of people. That’s because they’re chatting about Terrence Malick’s ‘Badlands.’ In this episode, Patrick talks about how his parents almost hit Terrence Malick with their car. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twi...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat the mushroom. That’s because they’re chatting about Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘Phantom Thread.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the similarities between Casey and Reynolds Woodcock. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get kicked out of an elite sex party. That’s because they’re chatting about Stanley Kubrick’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss when they first learned what sex was. The “Cuties” also put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick an...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to adopt a freakish little half-lamb/ half-human. That’s because they’re chatting about Valdimar Jóhannsson’s ‘Lamb.’ In this episode, Casey gets labeled a “weak weiner.” The “Cuties” put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to slosh through an ungodly amount of mud. That’s because they’re chatting about Jane Campion’s ‘The Piano.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss Patrick’s dramatic baseball career! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Fol...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some Jesus cake. That’s because they’re chatting about Alejandro Jodorowsky’s ‘The Holy Mountain.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss the weirdness of Venice, California! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follo...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to take the dirtiest bath of all time! That’s because they’re chatting about Harmony Korine’s ‘Gummo.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss tornadoes! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Tw...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to see life through the eyes of John Malkovich! That’s because they’re chatting about Spike Jonze’s ‘Being John Malkovich.’ Patrick reads a snippet from his embarrassing college review of ‘Synecdoche, New York.’ Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Fa...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to build an opera house! That’s because they’re chatting about Werner Herzog’s ‘Fitzcarraldo.’ Patrick talks about his recent medical issues. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey and on Twitt...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get devastated. That’s because they’re chatting about Lars von Trier’s ‘Dancer in the Dark.’ And to do so they are joined by a very special guest, the senior producer of NPR’s ‘Bullseye with Jesse Thorn,’ Kevin Ferguson. With his help, they dissect this very dreary movie. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a dr...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get seduced by a countess. That’s because they’re chatting about Harry Kümel’s ‘Daughters of Darkness.’ And to do so they are joined by a very special guest, the wonderful film critic Katie Walsh. With her help, they all dissect the seductive vampire lesbian film genre. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drin...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to HAIL PAIMON! That’s because they’re chatting about Ari Aster’s ‘Hereditary.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss being scared at the movies. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to remove some faces. That’s because they’re chatting about Georges Franju’s ‘Eyes Without a Face.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their favorite Halloween episodes of TV shows. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to contact their dead children through a medium. That’s because they’re chatting about Nicolas Roeg’s ‘Don't Look Now.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey are shocked to find the complete nude scene from this film posted on Wikipedia. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like the show, j...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to find harmony with nature. That’s because they’re chatting about Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘Princess Mononoke.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the little ghost butts in the film. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Inst...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drink milk plus. That’s because they’re chatting about Stanley Kubrick’s ‘A Clockwork Orange.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss how they’d fare in prison. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Pat...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive across Mexico. That’s because they’re chatting about Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘Y Tu Mamá También.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their favorite road trip movies. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Fo...

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw away their porn VHS tapes. That’s because they’re chatting about Steve McQueen’s ‘Shame.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss how this movie has not aged well. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing.  If you like this show, tell a friend! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Fo...