Sports Drink

F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

Comedy EN ↓ 135 episodes

Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.

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Latest episode

Jul 28, 2025

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Episodes

The Offseason: April (Part 1): Drafting Sewell, Chase or Pitts, Up In Here, Up In Here 14.04.2021

This month, in part one of April's two episodes, Lloyd and Alex discuss free agency moves the Bengals have made thus far (23:48), and heavily discuss the Bengals draft options (31:45). In addition, they also discuss the dumbest mistake Alex has ever made as a DJ, as well as Lloyd having fun with a classmate who once gave out his address in front of his entire school. Thanks to Sports Drink, BetOnl...

The Offseason: Special Episode: Free Agency and Draft Talk with BetOnline's Dave Mason 24.03.2021

In a special episode of F*** You, We Like the Bengals, Alex is joined by Dave Mason, who works for one of the pod's longest sponsors: BetOnline. They talk NFL and the Bengals' free agency signings (23:10) (28:52), the art of making odds for BetOnline, and they discuss the Penei Sewell vs. Kyle Pitts debate that the Bengals have to settle on draft day (23:41). They also open with a discussion about...

The Offseason: March: Hey Mr. Thuney, Hey Mr. Zeitler 15.03.2021

This month, Lloyd returns to join Alex for a fantastic discussion regarding Bengals football (30:57). They discuss potential free agent targets for the Bengals, draft projections, and everything related to what the Bengals could do in the 2021 offseason. They also discuss Alex getting the covid vaccine (17:16), how MMA fighter Amanda Nunes could beat Jake Paul in a fight (10:12), and who they thin...

The Offseason: February: Thuney Tunes 14.02.2021

This month, Lloyd is out on the IR, so Alex welcomes Matt Barr (4th & Gold podcast) to discuss potential draft options for both the Bengals and the 49ers (50:45), and for a fun discussion on all things football and Bengals. In addition, they go thru the list of top 50 free agents and discuss whether they would be a good fit for their respective teams (76:57). They also discuss Matt going to th...

The Offseason: January: Penei For Your Thoughts? 14.01.2021

This month, in the first offseason episode of 2021, Lloyd and Alex sit down with Lloyd's roommate Dustin to talk the Bengals offseason expectations, in addition to the Bengals horrendous season finale loss to the Ravens (35:50). In the Bengals world, they discuss coaching changes and transaction hopes, all while Alex lays out his four possible Bengals draft scenarios (65:44). In addition, they dis...

Week 17: The Baltimore Ravens 31.12.2020

This week, in the regular season finale, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert welcome guest (and brother of the podcast) Brett Schubert to discuss the Bengals' 37-31 win over the Texans and take down the Baltimore Ravens. They also discuss MMA fights, fantasy football, and what the Bengals should do in the upcoming NFL draft. As always, thanks to BetOnline, ManScaped and our podcast daddies at Armchair...

Week 16: The Houston Texans 24.12.2020

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome back friend of the pod (and Lloyd's daughter) Llily Johnson to roast the Houston Texans (66:56) and talk about the Bengals monumental upset over the Pittsburgh Steelers (24:22). In addition, Lloyd also re-tells the story of the hardest he's ever laughed (47:00). Thanks to our sponsors at BetOnline and Manscaped as well as our podcast daddies at Armchair All Americ...

Week 15: The Pittsburgh Steelers 17.12.2020

Lloyd is back! This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome guest, friend, and hilarious comic Jay Armstrong! They roast the Steelers (42:51) while discussing the Bengals turnover-filled 30-7 loss against the Cowboys (14:34). They also talk about prison life, boxing, and Jay writing a book! Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline, Manscaped, and Armchair All Americans for kicking all of the butt! See Privacy Policy...

Week 14: The Dallas Cowboys 10.12.2020

This week, with Lloyd still on IR, Alex welcomes guest Mike Berlon (Craft Brewed Sports) to talk about the Bengals' scrappy and fighty (31:57) loss to the Miami Dolphins (19:37) and roast the Dallas Cowboys (65:52). They also talk about the time they both got to interview Joey Chestnut (9:27), their encounters with former Bengal and current Cowboy Andy Dalton (76:35), and who they think is the mos...

Week 13: The Miami Dolphins 03.12.2020

This week, Lloyd Johnson is on the IR, so Alex Schubert calls in America's Got Talent finalist and Miami Dolphins fan Ryan Niemiller. Together, they roast and discuss the Bengals upcoming opponent: Niemiller's beloved Miami Dolphins (74:36). They also discuss the Bengals loss to the Giants (43:42), as well as how the Bengals put themselves in a hole by not tanking properly (59:30), in addition to...

Week 12: The New York Giants 27.11.2020

This week's episode is a two parter of sorts! In the football world, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Nick Mitchell (Legends of Sportsball podcast) sit down and humiliate the New York Giants (96:32). In the Bengals world, they discuss the 20-9 loss to Washington (42:10), the horrific Joe Burrow injury (42:18), and what the future has in store for the Bengals. They also discuss the NFL seaso...

Week 11: The Washington Football Team 19.11.2020

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert delve into the Washington Football Team organization (41:54) with their burns while also discussing the Bengals ugly loss to the Steelers (9:59). They also discuss the atrocity that is Washington owner Dan Snyder (31:22), potential destinations for John Ross (56:04), and how having Asperger's affects overly thinking about things (70:27). Thanks to Manscap...

Week 10: The Pittsburgh Steelers 12.11.2020

This week, after the bye week, the boys are back!! Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Ran Barnaclo talk smack about the team from the Steel City: the Pittsburgh Steelers (57:08)! They also talk about the Bengals upset over the Tennessee Titans (38:00), and talk about Burrow continuing to thrive as a passer. They also talk about the new o-line, the wide receiver corps stepping up, and other to...

Week 8: The Tennessee Titans 31.10.2020

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert, along with guest, listener, and Indiana native and comedian Neal Meyer, sit down and roast the Tennessee Titans (43:09)! In addition to the Titans, they also discuss the Bengals season as well as providing a few extra thoughts about the loss to the Browns (30:40). They also discuss (fittingly for this episode) the city of Nashville, the different kinds o...

Week 7: The Cleveland Browns 25.10.2020

In a special postgame episode of F*** You, We Like the Bengals, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest (and all around fantastic comedian and person) Mary Santora sit down and roast Mary's beloved Cleveland Browns (33:19) while discussing the Bengals heartbreaking 37-34 loss to the aforementioned Browns (10:35). They discuss the back and forth nature of the game, the injuries that took place, as...

Week 6: The Indianapolis Colts 20.10.2020

This week, after technical difficulties with the initial recording, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest, comedian, Indianapolis Colts fan, and Indy native Hannah Roeschlein sit down and roast Hannah's beloved Indianapolis Colts (52:06). They also discuss the Bengals close loss to the Colts (17:24), while also discussing their thoughts on the wide receiver corps coming together, and the defense...

Week 5: The Baltimore Ravens 08.10.2020

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down with guest Jon Holmes and roast the ol' Ravens from Baltimore. They also discuss the Bengals win against the Jacksonville Jaguars, Joe Mixon's big day, sports betting, and NFL teams having players catch the rona. Topics discussed: COVID in the NFL (1:51), Sports betting (5:56), Bengals talk (10:47), Ad reads (22:56), Roasting the Ravens (27:32),...

Week 4: The Jacksonville Jaguars 01.10.2020

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down, gather their burns, and torch the Jacksonville Jaguars! They also discuss the Bengals 23-23 tie with the Philadelphia Eagles, their experiences working at weddings, the wild albeit weird life that Ron Jeremy lived, as well as Alex's favorite karaoke song. Plus, you can tune in to find out Alex's new DJ name! Thanks to our sponsors at BetOnline,...

Week 3: The Philadelphia Eagles 25.09.2020

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and torch the Dirty Birds of Philadelphia in preparation for the Bengals Week 3 bout against the Eagles, and discuss their thoughts on the tough 35-30 loss to the Browns. They also discuss their least favorite human beings in the music industry, their favorite local Cincinnati comedians, and their experiences in strip clubs. See Privacy Policy at...

Week 2: The Cleveland Browns 17.09.2020

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Phil Pointer sit down and roast the Cleveland Browns while leaving dookies on their chests! They also discuss the Bengals close Week 1 loss to the Chargers, Joe Burrow's debut, returning to stand-up comedy, living and growing up in Alabama, and settle the debate about whether girls or guys fight harder while in bars. See Privacy Policy at https://...

Week 1: The Los Angeles Chargers 10.09.2020

It's the beginning of #BurrowSzn! This week, in the 2020 regular season debut, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert talk about their expectations for the Bengals in the 2020 season, break down the entire 53 man roster, and discuss Mixon's new contract extension. They also discuss Alex singing the national anthem at a baseball game, their admiration for The Belle & The Bear, and their disdain for ha...

The Offseason: August (Part 1): Joe, Joe, Joe You're Signed! 03.08.2020

This month, August's edition of F*** You, We Like the Bengals will be split up into two episodes! In the first episode, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and discuss the Joe Burrow signing, and the overall impact that the lack of training camp and preseason could have on the Bengals #1 overall pick and the NFL season overall. They also discuss Alex getting arrested during a protest, the ret...

The Offseason: July: Big Contracts and Bad Dates 14.07.2020

This month, Lloyd Johnson returns to talk with Alex Schubert and guest Rhame Brown about the Bengals future and NFL players getting massive contracts. They also discuss the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, Alex's embarrassing stories of trying to date in high school, and Lloyd's daughter's incredible quick wit. In addition, Lloyd tells a story of the hardest he's ever laughed. Thanks to our sponsors Arm...

The Offseason: June: Masks and Galaxy Brains (with Danny Samet) 19.06.2020

This month, Alex Schubert and guest host Danny Samet (Neighborhood Play, The New Nasty Boys) break out their masks and discuss their high hopes regarding Joe Burrow being the future of the Bengals organization. They also discuss their thoughts on the NFL in general, the Black Lives Matter movement, COVID-19, and the concept of an athlete having a galaxy brain. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...

The Offseason: May: Who Dey Paradise 18.05.2020

This month, in a very personal episode, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert give their thoughts on the Bengals transactions, the recently held NFL Draft and roast all 32 first round draft picks from the 2020 NFL Draft! They also discuss the copious amounts of alcohol they've been consuming, their least favorite states in America, and Lloyd and Alex's experiences with being on the autism spectrum. See...

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