Sports Drink

F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

Comedy EN ↓ 135 episodes

Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.

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Sports Drink

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Comedy

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art19.com

Latest episode

Jul 28, 2025

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Episodes

The Offseason: April: Everybody Was Quarantining (And Free Agent Signing) 15.04.2020

This month, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and discuss the Bengals' offseason free agency acquisitions as well as their hopes and anticipations for the 2020 NFL Draft. They also discuss what they've done during the quarantine, having long hair, and what they miss most about the outside world. Lloyd also discusses his giant, inappropriate desire for a Bloomin' Onion. See Privacy Policy at...

The Offseason: March: Coronaviruses and Pipe Dreams 14.03.2020

This month, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest (and former University of Cincinnati defensive tackle) Thomas Claggett discuss the headlines of the offseason and the market of free agents and NFL Draft prospects that could potentially wear stripes in 2020. They also discuss the inevitable topic of the coronavirus, their favorite stand up comedians, and how Indianapolis is a tough city for driv...

The Offseason: February: The Joe vs. Chase Debate Continues 14.02.2020

This month, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert continue to talk potential Bengals offseason moves, and roll along the Chase vs. Joe debate. They also talk badass kids, sign language interpreting, and even briefly review the Super Bowl. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Offseason: January: Enter Burrow? 15.01.2020

It's the offseason, and your favorite Bengal pals will be with you every step of the way. This month, in the debut offseason episode, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down and talk about the Bengals win in the season finale at home against the Brownies, and the likely scenario of Joe Burrow being a Cincinnati Bengal in 2020. In addition, they also discuss podcasting, political correctness in co...

Week 17: The Cleveland Browns 27.12.2019

This week, in the regular season finale: Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest (and longtime listener) Joel Enneking get together and roast the underachieving team of the year: the Cleveland Browns! They also discuss the comeback that almost was, Lloyd's life as a father, and their lives of enjoying standup comedy. As an added bonus, Lloyd's daughter Lily sits in and roasts the players and hosts...

Week 16: The Miami Dolphins 22.12.2019

This week, we're LIVE from 3 Points Brewery in OTR! Lloyd Johnson, Billy DeVore, and Alex Schubert bring you the heat as they torch the Dolphins. They also discuss the Bengals getting lit up by the Patriots, Lloyd making a cake that got traction on the internet, and Alex's lack of common sense. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva...

Week 15: The New England Patriots 12.12.2019

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert sit down, talk Bengals football, and roast the dirty, cheatin' New England Patriots! They also discuss Lloyd working at the zoo, Alex working as a substitute teacher, and the untimely death of Juice WRLD. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Week 14: The Cleveland Browns 05.12.2019

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert welcome guest comic (and all around sweet human being) Zach Wycuff in to roast the Cleveland Browns! They also discuss Zach's life as a zoo employee, Alex's venture to Atlanta, and (get this) the Bengals finally winning a game in 2019! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...

Week 13: The New York Jets 28.11.2019

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Ricky Mulvey take down the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. In addition, they discuss yet another QB switch, another tough and close Bengals loss, and the three guys' affinity for UFC fighting. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Week 12: The Pittsburgh Steelers 21.11.2019

In this week's episode, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Jay Armstrong torch the morally dreadful Pittsburgh Steelers! They also talk about the Bengals close loss to the Raiders, Jay's wedding and trip to Washington, and the ever beloved Cincinnati Zoo. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Week 11: The Oakland Raiders 15.11.2019

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and returning guest Billy DeVore sit down and torch the Oakland Raiders. In addition, they discuss the Bengals blowout loss to the Ravens, awkwardly greeting people that you think you know even though you don't, and pulling pranks on your friends. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-n...

Week 10: The Baltimore Ravens 07.11.2019

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Jon Holmes take down the Baltimore Ravens! In addition, they discuss comedy life, another Bengals tough loss, and the transition from Andy Dalton to Ryan Finley. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Week 8: The Los Angeles Rams 24.10.2019

This week, Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and guest Wayne Memmott get together and roast the LA Rams! They also discuss the Bengals tough loss last Sunday, Wayne's job, and Alex's questionable career choices. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Week 7: The Jacksonville Jaguars 18.10.2019

This week, V.A. Bennett and Alex Schubert get together and roast the incredibly unaccomplished Jacksonville Jaguars! They also discuss the Bengals tough loss to the Ravens, amusement parks, and the time Alex got banned from a comedy club (though he has since been allowed back). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...

Week 6: The Baltimore Ravens 12.10.2019

This week, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert torch the perpetually mediocre Baltimore Ravens! In addition, they discuss Lloyd working at the Cincinnati Zoo, Alex's weekend performing with his favorite comedian, and the Bengals close-but-no-cigar game against the Arizona Cardinals. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-m...

Week 5: The Arizona Cardinals 03.10.2019

This week, Alex Schubert, guest host Lloyd Johnson, and guest Chris Siemer torch the winless Arizona Cardinals. They also discuss the Bengals' previous week's struggles as well as Alex and Chris's comedy festival experiences over the summer. WHO DEY! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 4: The Pittsburgh Steelers 27.09.2019

This week, V.A. Bennett, Alex Schubert, and guest Phil Pointer destroy the hapless Pittsburgh Steelers! They also discuss Marty Brennaman's retirement, delicious drinks that they consumed during the episode, and their high hopes for this week's primetime game. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 3: The Buffalo Bills 19.09.2019

This week, V.A. Bennett, Alex Schubert, and guest Rachael Kirkland take down the Buffalo Bills. They also discuss remaining optimistic despite the Bengals abysmal Week 2 performance, the Bengals-Bills bromance, and Alex's gambling habits. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 2: The San Francisco 49ers 12.09.2019

This week, hosts V.A. Bennett and Alex Schubert welcome guest Mohammad Patel, and they take down the San Francisco 49ers! In addition, they discuss their dating lives, catching up with old friends, and why there are plenty of reasons to be optimistic about the Bengals despite the Week 1 loss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy...

Week 1: The Seattle Seahawks 05.09.2019

It's a New Dey! This week, Alex Schubert, new host V.A. Bennett, and guest Billy DeVore take down our Week One opponent: the Seattle Seahawks. They also discuss their summers, key offseason moves that the Bengals made, and their experiences as Bengals fans. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 17: The Pittsburgh Steelers LIVE FROM THE MOTR BASEMENT! 28.12.2018

This week Billy DeVore, Lee Kimbrell, Zach Powers, and Alex Schubert take take down them dirty cheatin' Pittsburgh Steelers. They also discuss Xmas, Jeff Driskel, and the future of the organization. It's also live from the MOTR Pub basement! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 16: The Cleveland Browns AGAIN! 20.12.2018

This week Billy DeVore and Alex Schubert take down take put down the Dawg Pound. They also discuss breaking the losing streak, what could happen these last two games, and Billy's big day! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 15: The Oakland Raiders 13.12.2018

This week Lee Kimbrell and Zach Powers take down the Black Hole that's moving to Las Vegas, DA RAIDERS! They also discuss last weeks game and Billy's awesome wedding. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 14: The Los Angeles Chargers 06.12.2018

This week Lee Kimbrell, Andrew Rudick, and Alex Schubert take the electric out of these Chargers. They discuss the city of Cleveland, Kareem Hunt's impact on Andrew's fantasy teams, and Lee's sensual audiobook experiences. They also discuss last weeks woes and the future of the organization. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

Week 13: The Denver Broncos 29.11.2018

This week Billy DeVore, Zach Powers, and Alex Schubert put down them wounded ponies of the mile high city. They also discuss drinking the night before thanksgiving, a comedy show where you eat hot dogs, and the beginning of the Jeff Driskel era. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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