Sports Drink

F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

Comedy EN ↓ 135 episodes

Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.

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Sports Drink

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Comedy

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art19.com

Latest episode

Jul 28, 2025

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Episodes

Special Episode: The Bengals are in the Super Bowl! 06.02.2022

In a special mini episode, Lloyd and Alex sit down and recap the wild AFC Championship game against the Chiefs! They discuss the game itself, the emotions they experienced, and how they're excited for the Super Bowl against the Rams. They also give insight into the live episode that will take place on Tuesday, February 8th at Go Bananas at 7:30. Thanks to Sports Drink for being sexy sponsors, even...

AFC Championship Game: The Kansas City Chiefs 28.01.2022

The Bengals advance in the playoffs AGAIN! This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down with beloved Cincinnati comedian Phil Pointer for a wild and fun episode of the podcast. They roast the Chiefs (85:45) and talk about the Bengals' thrilling divisional round victory over the Tennessee Titans (17:12). They also once again discuss their thoughts on Kid Rock and Alex being incredibly white. We thank Sports...

AFC Divisional Round: The Tennessee Titans 21.01.2022

This week, in a FUWLTB first: the hosts of the podcast talk about a playoff win! Lloyd and Alex briefly break down the Bengals 26-19 playoff win (!!!!) over the Raiders and preview the matchup with the Titans (6:25) while also giving up a hearty dose of burns about those teams (44:59). They talk about the raw excitement from the game, the key plays and players that made it happen, and the city's r...

AFC Wild Card Round: The Las Vegas Raiders 14.01.2022

It's playoff time! For the playoffs, Lloyd and Alex welcome comedian and host of the New Nasty Boys Billy DeVore for a lively discussion about the Bengals (36:45) and roast a team that the Bengals have already demolished this year: the Las Vegas Raiders (67:17). They also discuss the Kid Rock song "Don't Tell Me How To Live" and make several jokes at the expense of Alex's baseball mitts for hands....

Week 18: The Cleveland Browns 09.01.2022

AFC North Champions edition! This week, Lloyd and Alex roast the hapless Cleveland Browns (53:50) and discuss the AFC NORTH CHAMPION Cincinnati Bengals, their season as a whole, and their thrilling victory over the mighty Kansas City Chiefs (10:44). They also briefly discuss comedy and cancel culture, in addition to the Ben Roethlisberger roast article written by Alex's fave, Drew Magary. Thanks t...

Week 17: The Kansas City Chiefs 02.01.2022

Lloyd is back! This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down and eviscerate the Chiefs! This week, we include burns about Andy Reid's body type, Tyreek Hill's treatment of his kids, and Patrick Mahomes' insufferable brother, among other things. They also discuss the Bengals' historic 41-21 win over the Ravens. They also talk about their experiences with the Kansas hit "Carry On Wayward Son", autism fixations...

Week 15: The Denver Broncos 16.12.2021

This week, with Lloyd on a break, Alex welcomes Denver comedian and massive Broncos fan Brandt Tobler (Comedy Central's This Is Not Happening) to talk Broncos and Bengals and to roast his beloved Denver Broncos (39:55), while briefly discussing the Bengals' heartbreaking 26-23 overtime loss to the 49ers (22:46). They also discuss Denver comedy, sports betting, and the tragic loss of Demaryius Thom...

Week 14: The San Francisco 49ers 14.12.2021

This week, even though the episode is being posted late, Lloyd and Alex were able to sit down and give their takes and burns on the San Francisco 49ers (40:45), while also discussing the Bengals' loss to the LA Chargers (15:00). They also discuss Alex DJing at the Bengal Jim tailgate, and Lloyd going back to work at the Cincinnati Zoo. Shoutout to MyBookie, Simbull, and Spotify Green Room for bein...

Week 13: The Los Angeles Chargers 02.12.2021

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the perpetually boring LA Chargers team (42:15) while discussing the Bengals' MASSIVE win against the Steelers (15:00). They also discuss Lloyd going back to work, their polarizing personalities, and Alex going to his high school reunion. Thanks to Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, Simbull, and MyBookie for being People Magazine's Sexiest Sponsors A...

Week 12: The Pittsburgh Steelers 30.11.2021

This week, while we posted a little late, we got em! Lloyd and Alex sit down and, once again, roast the Pittsburgh Steelers (29:15). They also talk about the Bengals victory over the depleted Las Vegas Raiders (15:45), in addition to Alex seeing Jack Harlow and Lloyd and Alex both performing at Chameleon in Northside. Thanks to Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, Simbull, and MyBookie for being oh s...

Week 11: The Las Vegas Raiders 22.11.2021

This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down with Cody Hucker from The Bastard Sermon podcast and annihilate the Las Vegas Raiders with some of the most controversial burns they've ever come up with for the pod (48:10) in addition to discussing their thoughts on the Bengals' season up to this point (17:40). They also talk about Alex going to College GameDay at UC and their appreciation for Doug Stanhope. Th...

Week 9: The Cleveland Browns 11.11.2021

This week, in a postgame edition of the pod, Lloyd and Alex briefly roast the Cleveland Browns (44:50) while discussing the heartbreaking losses to the Jets and Browns (12:20). They also discuss Alex performing with Dave Attell once again, and in a couple instances discuss the Raiders' transgressions over the last week. Thanks to Spotify Green Room, Simbull, and Sports Drink for winning the sexy c...

Week 8: The New York Jets 28.10.2021

This week, Lloyd and Alex not only sit down and roast the lowly New York Jets (36:50), but they talk about the Bengals wild, statement-making, 41-17 victory against the Baltimore Ravens on the road (15:41). They also talk about Lloyd having a lot of blood drawn, and Alex performing at Go Bananas for the first time since the pandemic. But the episode doesn't stop there! In a special segment, Alex i...

Week 7: The Baltimore Ravens 22.10.2021

On this glorious Week 7, Lloyd and Alex get together, cough a lot, and trash the Ratbirds of Baltimore (36:27) and discuss the 34-11 cheek clapping that the Bengals gave the Lions in the previous week (17:24). They also talk about their friends performing at comedy shows, and Alex addresses betting against the Bengals (50:07). Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, and Simbull...

Week 6: The Detroit Lions 17.10.2021

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together and obliterate the Detroit Lions more than the organization itself already has (45:54), in addition to discussing the Bengals wild and windy overtime loss to the Green Bay Packers (22:08). They also talk about Alex singing the National Anthem for the Indiana Pacers, Lloyd celebrating his birthday with his pals at The Bastard Sermon, among other various topics...

Week 5: The Green Bay Packers 08.10.2021

This week, Lloyd is back! Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the Cheeseheads of Green Bay (40:15)! They also talk about the two wins over the Jaguars and Steelers (18:30). They also talk about Alex's trip to Denver, Lloyd's continuing recovery, plus Alex makes a surprise announcement about his personal life at the end of the episode! Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being absol...

Week 4: The Jacksonville Jaguars 06.10.2021

Lloyd is out this week, so Alex welcomes guest, Chicago comedian, and overall wonderful dude Mike Atcherson to the pod for a special post-game episode of the pod! Mike and Alex discuss Cincinnati life, Cincinnati comedy, and the Bengals come from behind, 24-21 victory over Mike's beloved Jacksonville Jaguars (14:30). They also sit down together and roast Mike's beloved Jags (31:51). Thanks to our...

Week 3: The Pittsburgh Steelers 25.09.2021

This week, after technical difficulties with the Chicago Bears episode, we are BACK! Lloyd and Alex sit down to roast the dirty, rotten Pittsburgh Steelers. Again (50:58). They also discuss the defeat at Soldier Field (which Alex was in attendance for) (12:05), read some of their favorite burns about the Chicago Bears, and Lloyd talks about the technical difficulties he had with the previous episo...

Week 1: The Minnesota Vikings 10.09.2021

It's the season debut! This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down, enjoy Gummi Worms, and roast the Minnesota Vikings (54:30)! Roasts include Kirk Cousins being a dweeb, Dalvin Cook's arrest, and Lloyd Johnson's doppelgänger. In the Bengals universe (34:11), they talk about Ja'Marr Chase's drop concerns throughout the preseason and the season outlook for the Bengals. They also discuss Lloyd's improving ph...

The Offseason: August (Part 1): The Preseason is here, and so is Kelley Peter! 17.08.2021

After a lil month off, Lloyd and Alex return and welcome friend of the pod, Kelley Peter! On this episode, they discuss the Bengals preseason bout with Tampa Bay, in addition to the Jessie Bates contract situation. They also discuss Kelley graduating from college during a pandemic, and Alex having a joke blow up on the internet. Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being the smexiest...

The Offseason: June (Part 1): Lloyd's Injury, Alex's Home Run, and James Rapien! 21.06.2021

This episode, Lloyd (who is back!!) and Alex welcome Bengals reporter and all around great dude James Rapien (24:20) to talk about the Bengals past, present, and future, and the excitement surrounding the new and improved talent on the Bengals. In addition to all that, Lloyd discusses his hip injury that has kept him out of work, and Alex discusses hitting the first ever home run of his life in a...

The Offseason: May (Part 2): OTAs and Training Camp talk with Andrew Fox Miller 04.06.2021

In the second of our two May episodes, Alex is joined by Andrew Fox Miller, producer for Bengals reporter James Rapien. They discuss OTAs and training camp, how they expect the wide receiver corps to do, Burrow's recovery and extended time spent at the gym, and they make a bold claim as to which NFL team should be the featured team on HBO's Hard Knocks this season (62:55). In the non-football worl...

The Offseason: May (Part 1): Jeff Trennepohl (Sports with Strawberry Ice) 17.05.2021

In the first of two May episodes, with Lloyd still on the IR due to a hip injury, Alex is joined by Jeff Trennepohl of the Sports with Strawberry Ice podcast, which is a daily YouTube live show that talks all things Cincinnati sports. In this episode, they talk about the selections that the Bengals made in the 2021 draft (15:09) and what they bring to the team! They also discuss the 2021 schedule...

The Offseason: April (Part 2): Malik Wright! 27.04.2021

This week, Lloyd is out due to injury, so Alex calls in a very special guest: Malik Wright, who is the founder of the WrightWay Sports Network, and a leader of Bengals Twitter throughout this wild and crazy offseason! In this episode, they discuss a multitude of things regarding the draft, including the likelihood that the Bengals draft Ja'Marr Chase, how Penei Sewell is better than he is given cr...

The Offseason: Special Episode: Draft Talk with BetOnline's Dave Mason 25.04.2021

We're back with another mini episode! Lloyd and Alex welcome back Dave Mason from BetOnline to talk the (then upcoming) Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren fight, as well as more Bengals draft talk (8:55)! In addition, they discuss how sports betting works with the NFL draft. Thanks to BetOnline for being a wonderful sponsor! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

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