F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

The epic Week 17 showdown has arrived! This week, Lloyd and Alex talk about the Week 16 emotional roller coaster of a victory against the New England Patriots, as well as the upcoming game against the Buffalo Bills. With that upcoming game against the Bills, comes the roast of the Buffalo Bills! Lloyd and Alex also talk about the time Lloyd got to kick someone out of a comedy club, as well as thei...

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome back Lloyd's daughter and Alex's older sister, Llily Johnson, to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals' comeback 34-23 victory against the Bucs, in addition to roasting the Patriots one week after their horrendous blunder against the Raiders. They also discuss strip clubs, the fun TV shows they grew up on, and how they dealt with the coldpocalypse. Shoutout to...

This week, Lloyd and Alex take their roast talents to Tompa Bay by roasting the Buccaneers! They also talk about the Bengals' win over the Browns, in addition to the clutch play of a few key defensive players of late. They also talk about the worst states in America and Alex getting acclimated with the business side of stand-up comedy. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being amazing; and by amazing, we...

The long awaited Deshaun Watson roast has arrived (56:36)! This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Billy DeVore (The New Nasty Boys podcast and the Alex Schubert Has Giant Hands podcast) and Anthony "Tank" Mansfield (What Ya Into? podcast) to talk the Bengals' monumental win over the Chiefs as well as roasting the Cleveland Browns. They also talk Billy's love of Frisch's and Anthony's love of the Browns...

This week, with Lloyd on IR, Alex welcomes back Jay Armstrong to the podcast! On this week's episode, they take down the perennial powerhouse Kansas City Chiefs, in addition to discussing the 20-16 victory over the Tennessee Titans. They also talk about Alex's early days as a comic, metal music, and what Jay is up to in stand-up these days. Shoutout to our network Sports Drink for outdoing every o...

This week, Andrew Rudick and Llily Johnson join the burn squad! Lloyd and Alex talk about camping trips, the Bengals' huge win over the Steelers, and roast the GOT DANG Tennessee Titans. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being too sexy for all the things that Right Said Fred was too sexy for. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-n...

This week, Lloyd and Alex stomp those Yinzers in Pittsburgh by roasting the Steelers (39:56), while also discussing the game of Joe Mixon's life, aka the 42-21 thrashing of the Carolina Panthers (12:02). They also discuss being psyched for comedy shows and Alex's trip to Chicago during the bye week! Shoutout to Sports Drink for being exactly as sexy as the Steelers are not, which last I checked, i...

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome dear friend Breezy Lee to the pod! They discuss the Bengals dreadful loss to the Browns last week as well as roasting the Panthers. They also discuss dental issues and why this is a milestone episode for Alex. Shout out to our sponsors at Sports Drink for bringing sexy back 10 times as hard as Justin Timberlake did. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

This week, in a very fun episode, Lloyd and Alex talk about the Bengals 35-17 win over the Atlanta Falcons, in addition to roasting the up-and-down Cleveland Browns. They also discuss eating ridiculously spicy foods, fun graffiti, Alex's substitute teaching style, and meeting Hayden Hurst. At the end, they spend about a half hour gushing about Cincinnati stand up comedy and their favorite comedian...

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Glenn Childress to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals 30-26 win at New Orleans, in addition to roasting the dirty birds down in Atlanta. Glenn and Alex also reflect on their early days in standup as well as some of the worst venues they've ever played. Shoutout to Sports Drink for kicking entirely too much ass in the sexiness department! See Privacy Policy a...

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together roast the incredibly injured New Orleans Saints! They also talk about the close loss to the Baltimore Ravens. They also talk about navigating aging as well as the business side of stand-up comedy. Major shoutout, as always, to Sports Drink, for being so sexy that it defies the laws of sexiness. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

This week, Lloyd and Alex had technology issues to prevent them from posting this on time, but now that we're here, we welcome guest Phil Pointer to the podcast! We talk about the Bengals' win against the Dolphins, Tua's injury, and roast those bloody Ravens of Baltimore. Thanks to Sports Drink for having unmatched and unparalleled sexiness! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali...

This week, with Lloyd on the IR, Alex goes to Go Bananas and welcomes comedian and Bengals superfan Harrison Butler to the podcast. They talk about the Bengals' win over the Jets in Week 3 and preview the Dolphins matchup in Week 4! They also discuss Harrison's experiences as a Bengals fan and as a comic, in addition to Alex's appreciation for R&B group Pretty Ricky. Thanks as always to Sports...

This week, in one of the wildest and most laugh-filled episodes to date, Lloyd and Alex welcome back guest Rhame Brown to the podcast. On the episode, they talk about the Bengals' disappointing loss to the Cowboys (12:16) and roast the Jets (48:54)! They also discuss Lloyd meeting Blake Shelton, Alex's admiration for the Adam Levine memes that have been circulating the internet, and Lloyd's love o...

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome comedian Connor Twele to the pod! They discuss comedy, the rowdy Bengals-Steelers loss on Sunday, and roast the overly hyped Dallas Cowboys. Thanks to our sponsor Sports Drink for its never ending and everlasting supply of sexiness! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week, while we couldn't get around to posting it until late, Lloyd and Alex preview the Bengals-Steelers matchup, and they roast the aforementioned Pittsburgh Steelers (like we do - A LOT). They also pour one out for the departures of Thaddeus Moss and Alex's DJ gig at Milano's. Thanks to our sponsor Sports Drink for having an illegally high amount of sexiness. See Privacy Policy at https://a...

This month, with Lloyd sitting out, Alex welcomes talented writer and all-around delight Kalyn Kahler (Defector) to the podcast! In this episode, they discuss her article that explored the sexual assault allegations against Bengals offensive lineman Jackson Carman. In addition, they both discuss their shared experiences with having jaw surgery and with life in Chicago! Follow Kalyn on Defector (ht...

This month, Lloyd and Alex welcome back friend of the pod Kelley Peter (Blog In The Back) to discuss the NFL offseason and soon-to-be-coming Bengals season. They also discuss Alex's diminutive stature as compared to Lloyd and Kelley, Kelley's journey in NFL writing, and how chaos can occasionally commence among Bengals fans. Is Sports Drink the sexiest sponsor in the universe? We'd raise hell if y...

This month, Lloyd and Alex welcome Rhame Brown to discuss the NFL offseason. In discussing the NFL and the Bengals (16:04), they discuss the Bengals' schedule, briefly touch on Joe Burrow having the audacity to have opinions, and continue to discuss Alex's whiteness, much to the chagrin of Lloyd. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being as sexy as Alex is white! See Privacy Policy at htt...

After a bit of a break, the FU boys are back! This month, Lloyd and Alex go in depth about the Bengals draft class (22:38) and talk about how they could be good assets to the future of the Cincinnati Bengals. In other Bengals topics, they touch on the Jessie Bates contract situation and new developments between Alex and the Hayden Hurst foundation (55:50). In other topics, they discuss YouTube com...

This month, in part one, Lloyd and Alex discuss potential first round picks the Bengals could go with, including Kaiir Elam, Andrew Booth Jr., Logan Hall, and Tyler Linderbaum (23:30). They also discuss their disdain for mock drafts, talk about the rest of the NFL, and Alex gives his take on who the most overrated QB in the NFL is. In addition, Lloyd and Alex discusses how Alex is finally a season...

This episode, Lloyd and Alex sit down and discuss the moves the Bengals made in free agency, such as signing Alex Cappa, Ted Karras, La'el Collins, and Hayden Hurst (31:42). They also discuss Alex going to Denver, the infamous Will Smith slap incident, and comedians getting heckled and/or attacked at comedy shows. Thanks to Sports Drink, Athletic Greens, and Colorcast for being the holy trinity of...

The boiz are back and will be with you all offseason! Lloyd and Alex sit down and discuss the (then) upcoming free agency period as well as briefly touching on the Bengals' heartbreaking loss to the Rams in the Super Bowl. Plus, tune in to the boys' hilarious reaction to Tom Brady's unretirement! Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink, Athletic Greens, and Colorcast for being remarkably sexy. See...

This week, in honor of Super Bowl week, we are LIVE from Go Bananas Comedy Club with an unedited episode! Lloyd and Alex sit down with former hosts Billy DeVore, Andrew Rudick, and Lee Kimbrell to take down the team that conquered the NFC: the Los Angeles Rams. They also hear from the original FUWLTB hosts Alex Stone and Sam Evans in a brief and hilarious video! In addition, friends and comedians...

Welcome to F*** You, We Like the Bengals! Each week during the season, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert are here to break down Bengals action and provide a unique and inside look at each Bengals' opponent by way of roasting. During the offseason, Lloyd and Alex will get into more extended and in-depth talks about the Bengals with episodes twice a month. There will be interviews, extended roster bre...