Everyone's A Critic

Ken's boiled eggs. "Classic" Buffalo Wings. Sassy Yankee Candle surveys. Today's episode has it all, including the return of our extra spicy segment, Talk Shit, Get Dragged.  And at a smooth 60 minutes, no less!   Music used in this episode includes:   "Party Pete's Pepper and Plosive Power Hour" Theme: BOPD - 2.2.05 http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BOPD/2005_Stayin_Alive_InstruMentals/2205 'Ad B...

The Fresh Prince of Subway goes by many names. Wears many faces. As the much sought-after heir to the throne of Sandwich, he has to. But don't worry, we've got the inside scope, including the Prince's latest trip to Dallas, Texas, where he encountered many a Subway worker who, god forbid, speaks English as a second language. Meanwhile, Jess queries AllRecipes for pumpkin-flavored dog treats, and w...

We recorded this during some dark times in our country's history. There's no glossing over that fact. But no matter how bad things get, Dick Strawbridge and his wild, wild cabins are there to help. Oh, and did we forget to mention that he's a Lieutenant-Colonel with the British Army? So actually, that'll be Lt Colonel Dick Strawbridge to you.  Also, Jess talks about Uno and vegetarian lasagna, whi...

Parents, it's okay to give your kid a hotdog every now and then. That's fine. But a hotdog stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, then dipped in maple syrup? Fuck it, why not. Also in today's episode, Jess takes us to Rue 21. American Aeropostle. One of those. We also dish the deets on Nyquil and all of it's great, great features. All at a sexy 57 minutes, no less! Music used in this episode inclu...

My dear Snuggie, once you were the talk of the town. Now, here you sit on Amazon, derided by the masses, shouting into the void "I'm more than a robe you wear backwards! I know it!" Also in this week's episode, Jonathan takes us on a grand tour of Pocatello, Idaho: the most average city on Earth. We also check in with the Yoga monsters at Whole Foods. I really tried to get it under an hour, I swea...

Here's some advice: if you get fiesty one night and have too much "whine," *don't* hop online and criticize beloved TV chefs. Because you'll get dragged. Also this week, Jess shares recipes for stinky fish salad and triggers GERD sufferers everywhere with reviews for Flamin' Hot Cheetos. It's only an hour long! Music used in this episode includes: Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusic...

In this back-to-school special, spies communicate over the dictionary, reviewers go hard on Office Depot, and Jeff Bezos shoots your processed food from space. And all at a sexy 58:00, no less!   Music used in this episode includes: Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be with You http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Music_All-Stars/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You...

Well, we've had a promising run. In today's episode, I kill the funny, and the podcast, by digging far too deep into the Deen. We also contract multiple cases of food poisoning at the Cracker Barrel, and our dog tries to steal top billing in our fledgling, now dead, production. It's barely more than an hour long!   Music used in this episode includes: Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be w...

Matt Iseman. Ted Allen. Alton Brown. They used to be humans once. In this week's unraveling episode, find out what Marc Summers did with them. We launch a deadly assault on our pop filters in order to bring you the deepest dirt on ScrippsGate. Also, Sandra Lee is a demon.  It's way over an hour long again! Oh no! Music used in this episode includes: Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be wit...

In today's episode, we pack our sunscreen and visors for a trip to Myrtle Beach, while Jess shares reviews for some of her deepest loves and hates. Also, Tom Hooper's latest project raises numerous questions, mostly about putting Tom Hanks in a morphsuit. It's way over an hour long!

In today's episodes, we grab a big slice of gluten-free pizza, get nasty with some dessert salad, and travel forward in time to visit Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. It's less than an hour long!

On our pilot episode, we fix some good ol' fashion pancakes, witness a spooky pancake ghost, and take a trip to beautiful Evanston, Wyoming.