Everybody Is Awful podcast

Today's Podcast sponsored by Hello Fresh. Go to Hellofresh.com/50florentine for 50% off plus free shipping. Awful Inspirational Quotes are discussed on the Podcast. Just a bunch of dumb quotes that help no one. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a weekfor $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tuor coming to Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, Las ve...

A few never happened stories, a woman lets her dog go down on her and a post by another gulity white woman.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

A guy gets caught having sex with a horse, a man gives his pet squirrel meth and a guy falls in to a vat of chicken soup and dies.  Check out jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour coming to the following cities: Exton, PA, Dewey Beach, DE, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL and more.  All info at jimflorentine.com.

Jim goes over dumb cliches that are used in sports.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Allentown, PA and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.

On this weeks Podcast we go over some really bad dating profiles.  Just be happy you're not single with the nonsense and the demands people have on these dating sites. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Bad songs from the 80's played in stores is this week's podcast.  Party All The Time, Dinosaur Song, Next time I Fall In Love and more.  Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Atlantic City, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI.

Pathetic people trying too ruin businesses by trashing them online because everything didn't go their way.  One guy doesn't like his pizza, another guy is bitching about his chicken wings and we have an owner responding to these babies by calling them out and making fun of them.  Stop being friends with someone you know if they have a Yelp account.  Join Jim's Patreon for  3 extra Podcasts a month...

More Inspirational Quotes posted on social media that are dumb and inspire nobody.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com  6/22 Flintstone, MD 6/23 Lakewood, OH 6/24 Sugarloaf, NY 7/15 Columbus, OH 7/18 Fort Lauderdale, FL  

Dumb people wearing dumb shirts is this week's Podcast.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at $5 a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities:  Lakewood, OH, Flintstone, MD, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Key West, FL and more.

Dump pesonalized plates like Subapoo, Warden of 3, Luv Cake and more are discussed.  Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour coming up in Cleveland, OH, Freehold, NJ, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Flintstone, MD and more.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

2 Bullshit stories and then a Woman has 2 Vaginas and more.  Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour in the follwing cities: Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Springfield, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Flintstone, MD, Lakewood, OH, Sugarloaf, NY.  All info at Jimflorentine.com.

A guy gives a one star review for his dryer, another guy complains about the taste of the food at a Denny's, another never happened story and Jim rants about the dumb Facebook games people play.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming up in the following cities:  Cleveland, Sugerloaf, NY, Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Freehold, NJ, Colum...

Cool beans, Insta, The Gram, Hangry, Appy Hour, Bye Felicia, awesome sauce and more words that should never be said.  Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Get your Everybody Is Awful Tshirt at Jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim on tour May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC, June 24 Lakewood, OH, July 15 Columbus, OH.

More stories from people making shit up to get attention on socail media.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: May 11-13 Fort Myers, FL May 18-20 Myrtle Beach, SC June 2 Stamford, CT June 3 Suffolk, Long Island, NY June 10 Springfield, NJ June 16 Freehold, NJ June 22 Flintstone, MD June 23 Lakewood, OH July 15 Columbus, OH A...

More dumb people writing dumb shit on thier dating profiles.  Check out Jim on tour in the following cities: Fort Myers, FL Myrtle Beach, SC Stamford, CT Lakewood, OH Columbus, OH   Jimflorentine.com

There are 19 states were you can marry your cousin, a woman is caught having sex with her dog that is so disturbing the police won't talk about it and did a female porn star's appendix burst during an hour long sex session?  Check out Jim on tour in Orlando, Fort Myers, FL, Myrtle Beach, SC, Cleveland and Columbus, OH.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Dump people posting dumb quotes is this weeks Podcast.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month.  Check Jim at on tour in Buffalo 4/22, Toronto 4/21 and Orlando 4/28.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Be happy you are married or in a relationship because these dating profiles are horrendous.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort Lauderdale, FL April 21 Royal Comedy Theater Toronto, Canada April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse Buffalo, NY April 28 Bonkerz...

Dumb Vanity Plates like PDINFULL, DADWHIP, PASTALUV, LFS BN GD, SKOOL GRL and more are discussed.  Also a never happened story with another guilty white woman who had a crazy innocent happen once again in a grocery store and her hero son came to the rescue. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: April 18 Shamrock Comedy C...

More meaningless quotes posted on social media that help no one. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week fopr $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: March 30 Laugh Boston Boston, MA March 31 April 1 Governers Levittown, LI, NY April 18 Shamrock Comedy Club at the Field Fort lauderdale, FL April 21 Royal Crown Theater Toronto, Canada April 22 Rob's Comedy Playhouse...

Here is the new Monday Podcast.  Last week's accidentley got posted.

More babies that don't get there way when out at a restaurant.  One woman got so upset about her order she actually called 911.  Everybody is Awful shirts are available now at jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour: March 24,25 Uncle Vinnies Point Pleasant, NJ March 30 Laugh Boston Boston, MA March 31 April 1 Gov...

Jim goes over brutal slang words like It's lit, thirst trap, drip, catch these hands, you do you bro, living rent free in my head and more. Get 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour March 16-18 St. Louis, MO, March 24, 25 Point Pleasant, NJ, March 30 Boston, MA and March 31, April 1 Long Island, NY.  All dates on jimflorentine.com.  Brand new E...

More BS stories made up on social media.  Sorry no intro to the podcast this week.  technical issues.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.co/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour this month in St. Louis, MO, Marco Island, FL, Boston, MA and Point Pleasant, NJ.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Dumb people posting dumb stuff on Facebook.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out new Everybody Is Awful Podcast T-shirts at Jimflorentine.com and check out Jim on tour in March in Saratoga Springs, NY, Marco Island, FL, St. Louis, MO, Boston, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, and Long Island, NY.