Everybody Is Awful podcast

More dumb baby names to decipher.  New Everybody Is Awful T Shirts available now at jimflorentine.com.  Get 3 more episodes a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Boston, Saratoga Springs, FL, St. Louis and Marco Island, FL.  All dates on jimflorentine.com

Dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that mean absolutely nothing.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour in the following cities like Boston, Saratoga Sprins, NY, St. Louis, MO, Marco Island, FL at jimflorentine.com.

Jim talks about upcoming Super Bowl, how much Tony Romo sucks and awful sports cliches.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Boston, Myrtle Beach, St. Louis, Saratoga Springs, NY, Marco Island, FL, Rutherford, NJ and more.  Jimflorentine.com for all information. Support the show by downlo...

More dumb shit posted on social media that motivates absolutely  no one.  Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Scranton, PA, Dallas, TX, Boston, MA, St. Louis, MO and more at jimflorentine.com.

More people complaining that everything didn't go perfect when they went to a restaurant.  Owners are starting to fight back and call out these bitches.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour this week Jan. 27,28 Comedy connection Providence, RI.  This week's episode is sponsored by Draftkings. Support the show by downloading t...

More fake stories made up by desperate people on social media.  Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling a...

Forever Young by Rod Stewart, Dancing On The Ceiling By Lionel Ritchie, Groovy Kind Of Love by Phil Collins, My Girl Lolipop by Bad Manners and more terrible songs played in stores are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour Jan. 12-14 Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel, FL and Jan. 27, 28 Comedy Connection Pr...

A couple of never happened stories and thensome terrible T-Shirts like I Wish I Was Beer, Druncle, Hair Bun, Coffee Run, Gangsta Rap, I Need A Nap and more brutal shirts.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour: Jan. 12-14 Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel, FL Jan. 19 Beirgarten Asbury Park, NJ Jan. 27. 28 Comedy Connection Providence, RI

More people on social media making up stories to get attention.  Join Jim's Patreon to get 3 extra episodes a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Jim talks about a bunch of stories of teachers banging their students.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a mnth at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

A couple of never happened stories and then we get to dating profiles of women that like pizza, wine and traveling.  Wow!  Who knew?  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. 

More childish adults playing dumb games and also more adults making up lies on social media. Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim in Detroit this weekend Dec. 9, 10 at House Of Comedy.  All tour dates at jimflorentine.com.

More dumb shit posted on social media for no reason.

People wasting time online playing games.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim Live in Boca Raton, and Detroit in he next couple of weeks.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com

More dumb slang words that anyone over 16 years old should never use.  Join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month to hear 3 extra episodes a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour:   Nov. 17-19 Key West Comedy Club Key West, FL Dec. 1 Delray Beach Comedy Club Delray Beach, FL Dec. 2 Kelsey Theater Lake Park, FL Dec. 3 Boca Black Box Boca Raton, FL Dec. 9,10 House Of Comedy Detroit, MI      

Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour:   Nov. 17-19 Comedy Key West Key West, FL. Dec 2 Black Box Theater Lake Park, FL Dec. 3 Boca Black Box Boca Raton, FL All dates at jimflorentine.com

More reviews of spoiled people not getting there way at a restaurant.  Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour:   Nov. 3 Vulcan Gas Co Austin, TX Nov. 4,5 Hyenas Fort Worth, TX Mov. 17-19 Comedy Key West Key West, FL Jimflorentine.com

A bunch of bullshit made up stories.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  This Podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code AWFUL. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-...

More dumb stuff posted on Facebook.  It never ends.  Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week at pateron.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month.  Catch Jim on tour this week in Albany,Syracuse and NYC and Atlanta and Nashville next week.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

First a story a fake story about a woman saying she almost got kidnapped and she warns everyone out there to stay safe.  Yeah, no shit lady.  Then onto the childish and immature games people waste their time with on Facebook. Sign up to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour this fall in Omaha, Syracuse, Albany, Atlanta, Nashville, D...

Crazy stories with most coming from Florida.  Get 3 more episodes a week for as low as $5 a month by joining Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  catch Jim this week on tour in Cuyahoga Falls, OH, and next week in Omaha, NE.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.

If you want to hear 3 extra podcasts of anger and rage every week join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out now and still the number 1 comedy album on the charts.  Check out Jim on tour in Kenosha, WI, Akron, OH, Omaha, NE in the next few weeks.  All dates are on jimflorentine.com

Someone taking pictures documenting their vacation like anyone gives a fuck.  Also, another middle aged couple writing love notes to each other on Facebook and a Mother lets everyone know in a Twitter post that her daughter tried to take her own life.  She probably should have kept that one to herself.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentin...

Jim goes over Dumb 80's songs that are played in stores for no reason whatsoever.  Also, on the Podcast today is a brand new never before heard Terrorizing Telemarketer Vol. 7 track called Lunch Specials.  Album is out on 9/16 and you can preorder it here: orcd.co/telemarketers

Jim starts off with a couple of never happened stories then talks NFL and the upcoming season.  Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week.  Go to Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Preorder the new Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out Sept. 16 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers    This podcast is brought to you by Draft Kings.  Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and...