Everybody Is Awful podcast

We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of online gambling and more.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Today's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at http...

Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates. 

Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY.  All dates on Jimflorentine.com.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

 More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on.  It must be Saturday."  Yuck.  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming soon to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI,...

Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Columbus, OH, Cleveland, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Tampa, FL. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

More fake stories made up for attention on social media. 

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The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed.  Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that thinks her dog knows exactly what she is saying.  join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Tour coming to the followin...

Podcast starts with another unbelievable fake story, what would you give Taylor Swift on a scale of 1-10 and then awful license plates like KY Lady, Clean Eats, and more.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: St. Charles, MO, Morris Plains, NJ, Dunnelen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH and more.  All dates at jimflorentine.com.  Jo...

Dumb T Shirts worn in public by attention seek douchebags.  This week's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/florentine50 and use code florentine50

Crazy stories in the news with most of them being from Florida.

Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one. 

A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's.  One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star.  She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for breakfast and calls her husband her hubby.  Thie woman might be the worst human being ever.  check me out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  coming tot he following cities: Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, Cuyahoga Falls, OH.

More never happened stories, dumb inspritional quotes and the worst sentence ever written. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to to the following cities: Bakersfield, CA, La Jolla, CA, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, PA, Atlanta, GA, Miami, FL, St. Charles, MO and more.

Desperate people tryng to date online. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.

No Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, a leech crawls into a guy's dickhole, A Trans woman wants her testicles back from her ex and another never happened story.  Check out Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentne.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming to the following cities, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield,...

Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ.

MsMerlo, Funbird, Han-Sum and other terrible liscense plates are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: San Diego, Bakersfield, CA, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, New Cumberland, WV, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami and more.

Today's Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh.  Support the show & get 50% off of Hello Fresh plus 15% off the next 2 months by going to https://www.hellofresh.com/50FLORENTIME & using code 50FLORENTINE   More dumb insprational quotes that people google, copy and paste and post them on their social media. For example "Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous." Makes zero sense just like t...

Terrible T-Shirts is this week's episode. Eating tacos, drinking wine and can't function without coffee are some of the dumb shirts that are discussed. Join Patreon for3 extra podcasts aweek for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San...

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season.  See Jim on tour coming to Emmaus, PA, Fairfiled, CT, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Plymouth, NH, Ogunquit, Maine and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com

Jim gets a one star yelp review on his comedy show. Also, a bunch of never happened made up stories on social media by people that are desperate for attention.  Today's Podcast brought to you by Draftkings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 on college football & score $200 in bonus bets.      

More people trashing businesses for not getting their way.  Check out Jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  get your Everybody Is Awful shirts at Jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim on tour coming this fall in San Diego, Bakersfield, CA. Allentown, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA, Las Vegas, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH and more.

Women breastfeeding in public, A man likes to cook and explore the outdoors when he's not working and a Facebook game that if were born in the month of August you will get a free trip to the Bahamas.  Not sure who is going to pay for it but you are going if you're born in that month. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine....