Everybody and Their Cousin

Hi cousins! They say a picture's worth a thousand words. Well, feast your eyes on our artwork for this week's episode for a preview of our highly intellectual discussion about Boo Radley, Elle Woods, and Jill's pending "thriving" status. If you thought a $45 cuticle trimmer was obscene, wait until you hear about the highly coveted $130 water bottle that will take Jill to the ne...

Jill and Molly are thrilled to welcome Katie, iconic Cold Footateps villain and real cousin and sister, to the studio today! The girls grapple with another potential Cold Footsteps IP violation, provide rigorous academic analysis for why the diagnosis for ADHD should be changed, and then get into what’s really important - Derrick Levasseur. Who is Derrick Levasseur? What is his detective perspecti...

Hi cousins! We are so excited to bring you a new episode this week featuring our friend, Mary! As a true friend of the pod, it was only right for Mary to be our first official pre-planned guest. Tune in as the ladies discuss cultural hot topics such as the 2025 Pultizer Prize for Fiction (hint hint: Molly may be a little miffed by the winning novel) and the Golden Globes' new award for Best Po...

Welcome to Everybody and Their Cousin: After Dark. Instead of playing you smooth jazz we’ll be fucking up our tech, saying shit we have to bleep out in post, and of course, cackling uncontrollably.  Today, we’re discussing whether Lil Wayne is a swerf, piloting the Politics Corner (we know you’ve been dying for us to cosplay as pundits), learning how Molly has Magellan vibes, and finding out wheth...

As Gwyneth Paltrow says, asking questions and answering them can heal the world, and that's what we're here to do today. As Jill will remind us, there are a lot of "healers" out there on the dating apps, so why not count ourselves as healers too? We know that you listeners have a lot of burning questions for us, and we're here to address them once and for all. What are our thou...

Finally, the wait is over after the cliffhanger from last week's episode (we know you've been waiting with bated breath). Jill and Molly are here to tell you all about their experience trying TimeLeft - including how the process works, their honest review, and a never-before-seen inside look behind the curtain into their private texts. TimeLeft, if you want to sponsor us we are here and re...

Hi cousins! Jill and Molly are back with another episode discussing some of their wins and fails this week. We're getting personal in this episode as we talk about our trials and tribulations with unwanted facial hair, Molly's crusty cuticles, and spending way too much money on personal grooming products. If you're listening to this on Apple Podcasts, you'll be happy to know that w...

Cousins, welcome to our most deranged episode yet. Today, Jill and Molly give an update on their streaming numbers, how Jill's dating life is going (spoiler: it's not) and why Molly had to plan a taco party for 180 children. Plus, Jill and Molly discuss Selena/Benny Blanco and Gabby Windey/Robby Hoffman, iconic films Back to the Future and Clueless, and get real about loneliness. If you&#3...

Hello to all the cousins out there! Jill and Molly are back this week with something special from the archives. In this episode, we're giving you a peek behind the curtain at one of our most beloved and truly deranged childhood theatrical productions, Cold Footsteps . You can think of this as Jill and Molly's origin story, just two precocious theatre kids who loved attention and demanded i...

SURPRISE, we’re switching to Mondays cousins. This week, Jill and Molly are giving an update on their wins and fails - has Jill gone on any dates? Has Molly read any more of the Pulitzer Prize winning novel James by Percival Everett? And what is the state of the hern? Jill and Molly talk about their original musical Cold Footsteps, dating horror stories, and a mishap with a Hamilton Tik Tok… Plus,...

Jill and Molly are back and better than ever, this time with real microphones! We can already feel those Hello Fresh deals rolling in as we’re on our way to breaking into the podcast industry. This week, Jill and Molly are talking about their wins of the week and their fails of the week. Tangents include bad haircuts, Patricia Arquette’s filmography, and disturbing fried chicken spon-con by an inf...

Jill and Molly gotta get their head back in the game - no more sticking to the status quo, they’re ready for the start of something new. As professional Traitors stans (obviously), Jill and Molly are here to answer your burning questions (was Wells Adams in the Traitors US season 3? is Zac Efron a good actor?) as well as questions you never thought to ask, like what did we think of Babygirl, who i...

Thought you'd seen the last of us? Jill and Molly are here today with a very special live episode on finances (and also health, and also being an ally?). Find out how much money Jill has in her savings account, the purchases that haunt Jill and Molly, and all about their beef with love is love in our new episode - with special guest appearances from Cousin Lucy and Aunt Maude! As always, pleas...

Jill and Molly are BACK with Part 2 of the Love Island USA Reunion episode. In Part 2, they talk Rob and Andrea, Kaylor and the American Girl Doll, and why they are OBSESSED with the unedited footage of the Andrea dumping. Don’t forget to email eatcpod@gmail.com with any comments, requests, or five star reviews, and check back next week for another deranged episode of Everybody and Their Cousin!

Jill and Molly are here to chat about the Love Island USA reunion! In this episode they break down their thoughts about the reunion, rate the islanders' looks, and tell you what they really think about that Nicole and Kendall drama. More to come in Part 2!

Welcome to Everybody and Their Cousin, a podcast where Jill and Molly talk about…whatever they want to talk about. Who are Jill and Molly? Are they actually cousins? Jill and Molly answer all your burning questions in this teaser episode.