Everybody and Their Cousin

Cousins, what has two eyes, great eyebrows, and a full head of hair? It's ChatGPT's man hallucination! Much like this man (Tim Jr.), this episode is questionably Frankensteined - come along for the ride. This week, after a brief discussion available only on Patreon, Jill and Molly discuss home invasions, DMing celebrities, and what percentage the Podcast loves various people, shows, and co...

Well hello cousins! You may have noticed our new cover art this week! That's right, we are discussing some new directions for the podcast, including the stunning cover art in front of you, as well as a shocking new category we've found ourselves in on the podcast charts. The cousins also get into hot topics such as Dancing With the Stars, A Court of Thorns and Roses and Molly revealing tha...

Cousins, this week we have been blessed with an email from our promoter, and Jill has been blessed (on air) with images of Molly’s class’s pizza pumpkin and the infamous rainbow fish.  Jill and Molly show their true millennial colours and reminisce on the genius that was Glee, defend the good name of Ken Tanaka, and of course, catch the listeners up to speed on the latest Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau...

Cousins, New York's hottest new club is called This Episode. This Episode has everything 🤭 It’s got Molly’s update on Halloween in her classroom 🤭 It’s got giant dogs who look like they’re on roids 🤭 It’s got a mysterious man Jill met on the train 🤭 It’s got a rant by notorious sports experts Jill and Molly on why the MLB rules are stupid and the Jays deserved to win 🤭 It’s got a discussi...

Hi cousins! Today we're here to reminisce about the internet legend known as Noodle the Dog as we examine our Bones Days and No Bones Days on this glorious pod of ours. Stick around for a thorough examination of cursed celebrity couples Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry AND David Harbour & Lily Allen. Inevitably, these convos lead the cousins down a path of trying to understand why men are.....

Hi cousins! On this episode Jill and Molly discuss the pressing need to change our podcast description as this is the very last episode of Molly being in her 20s! Since Molly is now extremely old, we thought we would take things back to a simpler time and discuss childhood crushes on cartoon characters. Stay tuned for the shocking revelation of Jill's crush from the Disney movie Aladdin (spoil...

Hi Cousins! This week, Jill and Molly are here to bring you allll the pop culture content from two weeks ago. First, we talk about a topic no one cares about - Lisa Barlow from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (and why she is just like us, internal face threading and all) and Dr. Wendy from the REAL Real Housewives of Potomac (and our takes on her mistakes in trying to get away with fraud). T...

Hi cousins! This week we’re giving you something new, as Jill and Molly put on their music critic hats, giving track-by-track commentary on Taylor Swift’s new album The Life of a Showgirl. As you can see by the title, despite both being eldest daughters, Jill and Molly are unmoved by Swift’s portrayal of the experience. If you don’t care about Taylor Swift, don’t fear, because we have more CPAP an...

Cousins, we have vowed to bring you new episodes in sickness or in health, so that is what we will do. Despite fighting an intense (internal) battle, Jill is joining Molly this week equipped with kleenex, Advil, and gross tea so she can power through and deliver a new episode. This week, come for the usual (throwbacks from high school, stories from Molly’s class, various grievances) and stay for t...

Welcome back dear listeners to another episode of Everybody and Their Cousin. This week, Jill and Molly are tackling one of life's biggest questions: what's up with that? The fact that 20 of our 30 regular listeners haven't rated the pod? What's up with that! 30 year olds doing botox and ozempic? What's up with that! Marathon photos that make you look geriatric? What's up w...

Hi cousins! Well, the title says it all. In episode 30 of the pod, we are discussing the lead-up to Jill's first ever half-marathon, including the necessary step of making three different baked goods and Jill's worst fear of looking like Molly when she finished her marathon. The ladies also discuss the determination and grit it takes to make it through a training plan and the importance of...

Hi cousins! Listen this week as we forge on despite some harrowing technical and emotional difficulties to bring you another episode! Jill and Molly discuss their career updates, including a very exciting announcement from Jill and a tale from the Pre-K bathroom from Molly. The ladies also dive into their running trials and tribulations as Jill's half-marathon is just one week away! We are als...

Cousins, today Molly and Jill have decided to alienate as many of you as possible. Are you a Gen Z with a diagnosis? A boomer doing anything at all? A person reacting to news from Molly? We. Will. Offend. You. But first - Jill and Molly FINALLY figure out how to use their microphones, discuss Jill’s fear of rhabdo, read emails from their biggest fans (i.e., their parents) and issue apologies to Ka...

Hi cousins! This week we're bringing you an episode full of high school lore featuring Jill's hometown friend Carrie! If you've ever wondered what Jill was like in high school, it's time to press play. You'll also get the pleasure of meeting special characters such as "The Prince" and "Diced Pineapples Kid," as Molly reiterates how fortunate she was to attend an...

HELLLLOOOOOOOO! Cousins, we are BACK with a BANG. Jill and Molly start season 2 by unpacking Justin Bieber's biggest hits, and showcase their singing chops while they're at it. Plus, they get into the joys of FM radio (very kid summer) and unpack a ✨ core cousin memory ✨. This just in: Jill and Molly think we need to bring stuff back! Next, financial gurus Jill and Molly discuss the thin...

Cousins, we can't believe we're saying this, but Season 1 of EATC is coming to a close! Fittingly, Jill and Molly got meta about the pod this week, coming the shocking and somewhat disturbing realization that one day their future kids could potentially find and listen to the pod. We're also dissecting some iconic AI-generated chapter titles for our past episodes, including gems like A...

Cousins...buckle up for a truly wild ride. Jill and Molly throw their agenda to the wind and talk about whatever comes to their minds, including their old landlord Ugo, Shakespeare and the most annoying quote known to humankind, and questionable casting decisions on behalf of youth theatre programs. Then they ask the question on everybody's minds: which was better, ancient Greece or the Roman...

Jill and Molly are back with another truly chaotic episode. Today, they explore how anywhere can be the castle grounds (in your heart), explain how David Guetta ended racism AND homophobia, relive their rave / halloween party glory days, and have a dramatic reading of the truly horrible romance novel Jill is reading. And then for the main event: Jill and Molly break down the DRAMA with their recen...

Hi listeners! Welcome to another Kid Summer dispatch from yours truly, Jill and Molly! This week is your chance to sit back, relax, and allow the cousins to regale you with the tale of their summer vacation gone wrong (and then gone right!) We are also playing our own version of the TikTok inspired game of guessing our shared inside jokes and catch phrases. Listeners, if you guess any of these bef...

We're baaaaack! Hope you didn't miss us too much, cousins! After a one-week summer break, Jill and Molly are back and better than ever with an in-person recording live from our family lake trip. This week, we are hard-launching the concept of Kid Summer. Move over, Hot Girl Summer and Brat Summer, because 2025 is all about trips to the ice cream shop, Target, and hitting the pool with your...

Despite their concerns, Jill and Molly have once again proven that put in front of a mic, they will find something to talk about for an hour (minimum). Today, it’s primarily a number of horror stories about rodents, including bunnies in schools and mice in beds.  Jill and Molly also bravely pioneer a groundbreaking and generational idea for a mandatory course for men, Jill talks about training for...

Hi cousins! Welcome to episode 19. By now you probably think you know us, right? Well, think again, because we are constantly switching it up and keeping you guessing. In this episode, we start on the silly side but then get deep as Jill opens up about her sugar-free journey, which leads us to a deeper conversation about spirituality, manifestation and going after your goals. We've even unlock...

Welcome to a very special episode of Everybody and Their Cousin featuring our first ever male guest - Jill’s brother Alan! Ask and you shall receive. As the official 52nd most popular podcast for “cousins” and 63rd most popular podcast for “cousin connection”, we take fan requests very seriously.  Today, the cousins are talking about subway do’s and don’ts (mostly don’ts), various Andreas, the lor...

Hi cousins! We're back with another episode this week, covering a range of topics with plenty of tangents as per usual. Listen as the ladies unpack Jill's sudden urge to become a stay-at-home mom slash homesteader à la Ballerina Farms, and Molly's deep reverence for Eddie Murphy's comedic chops. We're also bringing you our opinions on the cast of Love Island USA Season 7, along...

Hi cousinitos! Jill and Molly have made time in their BUSY schedules to bring you another episode - we hope you feel lucky. We know you've been dying for the update on Jill's CPAP machine and $130 water bottle - never fear, Jill is here with her tight 15 on the CPAP and why it makes her look like Cindy Lou Who. Plus, Jill and Molly talk about why Post Malone reminds Jill of Molly's dad...