Everybody and Their Cousin

Cousins, this week we’re covering the full spectrum of human experience: hormones, hauntings, reality television, and whatever is happening at a Katy Perry concert these days. We kick things off with a breakdown of the menstrual cycle and its various phases, proving once and for all that it is impossible to get a clear picture of what is going on with women's bodies. Molly then presents eviden...

Cousins, Molly is RATTLED at the start of this week’s episode after a sighting of the ghost of Jill’s landline past. This leads us into a discussion of the child-coded urge to hang up on strangers and when it’s okay (and/or necessary) to discipline other people’s children. Next, Jill has a big update about her quest to become a single mother (to a puppy) and spreads the gospel about her new TV obs...

Cousins, did you miss us? After our controversial one-week break, we are back with important cultural discussions and insights into our future parenting philosophies. This week, Jill and Molly ask the hard-hitting generational question: is it more millennial or Gen Z to make an unsuccessful podcast? The cousins also break down just how much they’re loving The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, conti...

Cousins, this week we’re welcoming our first returning guest, Mary! Jill and Mary deliver their official race report along with a full breakdown of the preceding shenanigans. After the race report, we're diving deep into internet content as Molly brings light to the viral nun content which has her questioning ALL her life choices. Then, in an educational segment no one asked for, Molly and Mar...

Cousins, we’re back with another episode where we are hitting MANY corners. We follow up on the Pizza Movie prank on Cousin Bill featuring a rare cameo from the man himself, do a quick budget check-in to prove we are at least trying to be financially responsible, and dive into the wonderful world of wedding dress shopping. Then, in a completely reasonable and not at all threatening turn, the cousi...

Cousins, despite much of this episode ending up on the cutting room floor, what remains is chaotic and calling out for cancellation. First, we discuss differing parenting styles, apologizing to children, and why Molly’s mom felt she needed to read books about how to parent troubled teens (i.e., Molly). Jill reveals that she was friends with some troubled teens in her youth and Jill and Molly find...

Cousins, we want you to know that we did record an episode this week. Getting there, however, was a journey. Molly attempts the intro not once, not twice, but three times, setting the tone for what can only be described as a technically challenged (but ultimately hilarious) episode. Somewhere amidst the chaos, Jill introduces Molly to the word “tome,” we actually to have a real and grounded conver...

Cousins, last week we promised you that this week would be different, and needless to say we’ve delivered (shout out to Cousin of the Week Carrie for emailing us!) Of course, it wouldn’t be Everybody and Their Cousin if we didn’t spend the first 10 (ish) minutes discussing the trials and tribulations of working out and getting Jill’s update on her upcoming half marathon.  From there, Jill and Moll...

Cousins, this episode kicks off with an interactive game that reveals Jill's true inner strength, followed by what can only be described as a riveting conversation about the weather. If you live in Canada, hopefully this will be relatable for you, and if not, count yourselves lucky and take pity on us. The cousins then dive into the chaos of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, unpacking the dyna...

Cousins, hold on to your hats and rev your engines, cause we’ve got quite the episode for you this week. Jill and Molly start off by introducing a new corner - Opp of the Week. Jill’s opp this week is the AI lady on Runna who tells her to “speed up” while she’s running in a truly violent way.  Then, we dive into some listener emails (with tangents along the way, of course). Our good friend Andrea...

Cousins, this week Jill and Molly attempt the impossible: figuring out the difference between The Summer I Turned Pretty , Every Summer After , and My Life with the Walter Boys . The cousins then dive headfirst into the fascinating inner workings of Nico Tortorella, learn about Enneagrams via Jill’s mom, and revisit the ongoing saga of Love Story: JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette, including Jill’s fol...

Cousins, we are SO excited to have the honour of giving you the EXCLUSIVE first look at the draft menu for Molly’s wedding. How we got access to this confidential information, you may never know. But first, as individuals who would have been professional athletes if we were completely different people, Jill and Molly obviously have to talk about fitness, including their insane workout plan in 2017...

Cousins, the tables have officially turned. After Jill successfully convinced Molly (and half the listening audience) to watch Heated Rivalry , it is now Molly’s turn to evangelize. This week she makes her case for Love Story: JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette. She also shares some background knowledge about this tragic and iconic couple, showing that her Wikipedia and Reddit deep dives can in fact be...

Cousins, welcome to secret identity week - Double Life by Pharrell, people who have a one letter name on the dating apps, Hannah Montana, and the most famous double agents of all time (Jill and Molly), we are doing it ALL.  Of course, we continue to have our finger on the pulse and as such obviously have comprehensive coverage on Alysa Liu and various Olympic dramas.   Unfortunately, we do hit pan...

Cousins, this week we’re confronting our greatest enemies: the cello teacher who attempted to humiliate Jill and the nail technician who set Molly's hand on fire. But before we get to that, Jill and Molly unpack the painful experience of dropping things at the gym, rehash Super Bowl LX, and debate which winter Olympic sports we could attempt without immediately suffering a career-ending injury...

Cousins, despite the fact that no one emailed us this week, Jill and Molly are back to talk to you about whatever random nonsense comes into our heads. First, we give the people what you're clamouring for - a week old review of the Grammys, including the similarities between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears, and why Britney should have married Michael B. Jordan / George Clooney. Then, Jill and...

Cousins, this week we’re covering a truly chaotic range of topics—from why Canada is objectively superior (we will not be taking feedback), to our ongoing fixation on The Traitors and all things Robert Rausch. Molly shares an absolutely unhinged story involving Jill’s parents and their alleged celebrity look-alike, and the cousins unpack the current obsession with 2016 and whether we were truly th...

Cousins, we are here! And we are feeling silly. This week, Jill and Molly circle back on the Finch app and ask the question on everyone’s mind - what would the cavemen have thought about it? Despite thinking we have nothing to talk about this week, we find ourselves diving into the world of ASMR pyramid schemes, soft launching EATC merch, and of course, reporting on Justin and Katy at Davos. And t...

Cousins, this episode truly has it all. Jill and Molly kick things off with a listener email from our very own podcast promoter, before diving into The Traitors season 4 and unpacking the incredible charisma of Rob from Love Island and the questionable behaviour of Michael Rapaport, AKA Michael Wrap It Up. The cousins then check in on their New Year’s resolutions (results may vary), dive back into...

Cousins, today we are coming in HOT. Tune in to hear a gotcha moment re: Mary and her bags in It’s a Wonderful Life , why our promoter has now also taken on a side hustle as a drop shipper, and an odd request from a special guest star (hint: it’s Tim). Jill and Molly also reveal their catch phrases (that’s CRAZY and I love that!), give their takes on some listener ins and outs, and get perhaps a b...

Happy 2026, cousins! We’re ringing in the new year the only way we know how: confidently declaring what’s in, what’s out, and what we don’t fully understand but have strong opinions about anyway. Jill and Molly debate polka dots, pilates, going analog, “maxing” (???), social media posting, the current state of movie press tours, and so much more. If you wanted an episode about setting goals and be...

We are Everybody and Their Cousin, and we are basically carollers! So gather ye faithful followers as we regale you with our voices. Jill and Molly start by singing songs of yore, including Breathe (2am), Breathe, and Breathe Me (featuring a real life Sia). Jill and Molly also celebrate a Christmas miracle - unhinged emails from FOUR fans, including our quarterly update from Andrea DeMarsi and new...

Cousins, this week we’re mixing romance, pop culture, and holiday spirit. Jill updates us on her undying love for Heated Rivalry , and the ladies celebrate a major life update with Molly’s engagement to the elusive Tim. Then it’s game time: the cousins face off in Christmas trivia and movie trivia. Molly reveals that she had no idea that Mark Twain wrote the Princess and the Pauper despite being a...

Cousins, this week Jill and Molly have a BAD case of podcast mouth. We have curated the best hour of a two hour recording session for your ears only! Jill and Molly start by commiserating over the stress that comes with the holiday season in adulthood and childrens’ short attention spans these days.  Then, of course, Jill and Molly have no choice but to unpack Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s first...

Cousins, buckle up: we’re taking a deep dive into our podcast stats, our questionable quirks, and Molly’s undying love for Hamilton . What else is new? Jill and Molly dive into the Creator Spotify Wrapped quiz and discover some shocking revelations about their international fan base (yes, you read that correctly). The cousins also do "the work" in a couples therapy session about the betray...