Everybody A Everybody Gay

In this episode, we’re dressing as old-timey nurses with Taking This One to the Grave. We talk Mona officially becoming our dear Vanderjesus, everyone suddenly deciding Alison is Ted Bundy, Spoby engaging in some nauseating cop role-play, Paige being a simp for Emily and her Christmas cheer, Hanna proving once and for all that she’s a genius, and how much we love Leona Vanderwaal. Send us an email...

In this episode, we’re #Haunted with No One Here Can Love or Understand Me. We talk the ridiculous wrap-up to Ravenswood, Spencer’s repeated viewings of Melissa’s confession video, Byron eschewing parenting in favor of re-blocking his fedora, Aria and Mona’s Lost in Translation moment, Emily treating dating like musical chairs, and Hanna having to listen in on Spoby phone sex. Send us an email at...

In this episode, we’re running a loop with A Dark Ali. We talk Spencer’s multiple Queer Lewks, Tanner’s confusing approach to the Cyrus investigation, Melissa extending an unlikely olive branch, Vandermarin’s thigh caresses and blue snarf stake-out, Ella working hard for that Worst Parent in Rosewood title, and Emily rather suddenly cutting the cord with Alison. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodca...

In this episode, we’re seeing double with March of Crimes. We talk Spencer’s wacky trip to the eye doctor, Sydney continuing her Single White Female/wifey routine, Aria finally wising up to the fact that Zack is a creep, Hanna having her honor defended by Caleb’s toxic masculinity, Alison floundering when she’s not at the center of the Liars’ drama, and Noel Kahn making a bizarre choice about the...

In this episode, we’re getting trapped in the stables with Scream for Me. We talk the devastating aftermath of Zack hitting on Hanna, the utterly bizarre pivot of Toby becoming a cop, Aria failing at both her job and at being a good friend, Sydney continuing to simultaneously flirt with and “no-homo” Emily, Ashley stepping up as the single supportive adult in Ali’s life, and Noel Kahn providing th...

In this episode, we’re headed to the Fields house for dinner with The Silence of E. Lamb. We talk Aria’s way problematic Radley encounters, awkward Sydney’s quest to discover the Liars’ BEEF with Jenna, Alison playing the role of demure daughter-in-law to Pam, Caleb’s frankly baffling beer consumption choices, Spencer and Melissa dealing with hats on rats, and Hanna knowing what Hanna means. Send...

In this episode, we’re finding rats in our lockers with Run, Ali, Run. We talk Emily’s Head Butch in Charge energy, Hanna and Travis’s silly putty breakup, Prezra pulling the “I’m a powerful white man” routine on Tanner, Spencer attempting to Parent Trap her parents, Toby and his father’s broken leg being conveniently offscreen, and Emison’s Taylor Swift-esque episode ending. Send us an email at E...

In this episode, we’re getting slapped in a church with Miss Me x 100. We talk the debut of Bad Girl Hanna and Haunted Scruffy Caleb, Toby doling out advice from both on high and while possibly being high, Aria doing some charged grief processing with Jenna, the likelihood that Lucas’s girlfriend is imaginary, Prezra’s offensive and upsetting leg hair, and—most importantly—the simultaneous joy and...

In this episode, we’re planting seasonally inappropriate flowers with Thrown From the Ride. We talk Andrew’s thirst for both water and Spencer, Aria and her Heisenberg hat continuing down a guilt/shame spiral, Hanna making some bad choices when Ali deputizes her as messenger, Emily playing the numbers game with regards to potential love interests, Paige taking strides toward personal growth, and M...

In this episode, we’re having some gay-ass flashbacks with Surfing the Aftershocks. We talk Hanna falling down the rabbit hole of her identity issues and possibly realizing she’s queer, Paige attempting to use delightfully weird Sydney as a way to reunite with Emily, Spencer coming to terms with the reality that her father is an untrustworthy maybe-murderer, Aria getting flung back into Prezra’s w...

In this episode, we’re being terrorized by violin music with Whirly Girly. We talk Mike desperately wanting someone to gossip with, Kenneth being a complete dick to his son, Aria going full Hat Party in the aftermath of becoming an accidental murderer, Emily coming in at an eleven with the return of her future wife, Spencer being bombarded by the questions of an especially greasy Toby, and Mona ha...

In this episode, we’re attending an ‘A’ flashmob with EscApe From New York. We talk Holbrook just now learning about the existence of one Prezra Fitz, Peter proving himself to be quite the Don Draper in the aftermath of Melissa’s accidental murder confession, Emison and Spanna’s double-date at the theater, Mona absolutely killing it (and us) with a great queer lewk and her new army of Ali-haters,...

In this episode, we’re doing a deep-dive into all things Aria Montgomery. We talk Aria’s top friendship moments, the tragedy of her post-jump arc, why Dark Aria is so fun, alternate ships to Prezria, Aria’s best/wackiest fashions, and what the That’s So Aria sitcom would actually be like. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com , check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/...

In this episode, we’re flashing back to That Night with A is for Answers. We talk the baffling and maddening choice to “redeem” every male character, how Alison’s virginity becomes a troubling symbol of her worthiness, the show’s continued insistence on acting like Spencer’s addiction makes her guilty of a crime, Aria being very offended on behalf of Prezra’s literary neg, why killing off Jessica...

In this episode, we're modeling wedding dresses with Unbridled. We talk Jessica DiLaurentis's bizarre plan and execution of this charity (?) event (?), Ella's bad boundaries coming home to roost--literally!--with a heartbroken Aria, Spencer continuing to think she might have killed someone while contending with an incredibly unprofessional Sober Dean, Hanna and Travis's lifeless dance of compulsor...

In this episode, we’re washing the dirt out of our sheets with Cover for Me. We talk Emily’s epic takedown of Prezra, Aria’s Lost Weekend with awful Riley and his guitar that named itself (ugh), Spencer being kept prisoner by her parents and Sober Coach Dean (double ugh), Mike getting his heart broken by Mona, Mrs. D. boldly stepping foot in the Hastings home, and which non-OTP couple is ultimatel...

In this episode, we’re back, baby, with She’s Come Undone! We talk Emily and Paige’s stubborn refusal to break up, Aria operating as a one-woman wrecking ball in the wake of her heartbreak, Spencer being utterly abandoned by her supposed support system while trying to get clean, Hanna having a frankly impressive lack of chemistry with Travis Toe-truck, Spoby getting in on the 2013 cronut craze, an...

An update about where things are at with Everybody A, Everybody Gay! We hope to be back in February! Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com , check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re consumed with rage at just about everyone in Free Fall. We talk Spencer’s addiction reveal being met with zero compassion or support, Emily and Hanna exhibiting very goldfish-like abilities to retain information, Toby taking a strange turn into a clingy hair-smeller, Aria choosing a ski lift as her mode of escape, Mike going full Maya in his infatuation with Mona, and Prezra...

In this episode, we’re having a film noir hallucination with Shadow Play! We talk the indisputable queerness of Spencer Hastings, how all of the characters function as fractured bits of Spencer’s psyche, Paily getting their steamiest and most romantic scene ever, Hanna playing the role of a delightful Girl Friday, what the hell is happening in that Paige/Aria interaction, which line readings are o...

In this episode, we’re hiding cash in coffee bean bags with Hot for Teacher. We talk Prezra teaching a masterclass in gaslighting, Hanna putting her newfound detective skills to good use with an increasingly twitchy Spencer, Emily and Shana finally having an interaction that makes them shippable, Spencer leaving a truly devastating voicemail for Aria, how the nebulous queerness of many PLL charact...

In this episode, we’re attempting to “Act Normal, Bitch!” with Bite Your Tongue. We talk Hanna’s delightful journey into her mystery-reading wine mom phase, Spencer finally discovering Prezra’s shadiness with the help of some Study Aid, Aria projecting her anger at the various men in her life onto some undeserving women, Emily’s anxiety reaching a new high with the return of Wayne Fields, New Char...

In this episode, we’re sneaking around an abandoned warehouse with Close Encounters. We talk Emily getting all dressed up for her queer date with Alison, Hanna dealing with her breakup by playing pool with Travis instead of hanging with her true love Mona, Aria receiving some truly hideous earrings from Jake post-breakup, Spencer spending the episode getting yelled at and teleporting around Rosewo...

In this episode, we’re brandishing our makeshift weapons with Love ShAck, Baby. We talk the Liars’ many secrets stacking up like a game of Jenga, Spencer and her dramatic cape calling out Peter’s hypocrisy, Emison getting one of their best and most complex scenes of the series, Prezria’s compelling Mr. and Mrs. Smith dynamic, the apocalyptic conditions of the DiLaurentis properties, and how Hanna’...

In this episode, we’re poking around a mausoleum with Who’s in the Box? We talk Emily processing her Ali feelings with the absolute wrong person, a never-more-compelling Prezra calling out Mona’s queerness, Hanna being hyper-competent before the return of Caleb “It’s Complicated” Rivers, Peter trying to cover up for his many secret children by burning down Radley and keeping Spencer away from Jess...