Everybody A Everybody Gay

In this episode, we're getting lost in a haunted crypt with Grave New World. We talk the wacky Scooby Doo vibes of this ep, Caleb getting caught up with New Character Miranda and her chip caper, the queerness of the Liars' outfits, why you can't bring magic into the world of PLL, the joy of Prezra being framed as shady, and the many repetitive notes that make us say "clap clap." This is a rough on...

In this episode, it’s a bittersweet journey to the end as we discuss Our Ham is Good and Something Sour Patch. We talk Hannah B.’s lamb chops, Blair’s fanfic preferences, Sterling’s selfless prayer, Bowser going backwards, Debbie’s lies coming home to roost, the twins’ incredible fight, why we adore April Stevens, and our dreams for a theoretical season 2. We love you, show, and we hope there’s mo...

In this episode, we're alright with a Slow Burn as we discuss Cleave or Whatever and From Basic to Telenovela. We talk April taking some brave steps, Sterling's perspective being clouded by hearteyes, Blair's flair for the dramatic making life worse, Debbie doubling-down on the family lies, Bowser setting boundaries, Ellen definitely shipping Stepril, and yes, more Taylor Swift lyrics. Help save T...

In this episode, we’re mourning the cancellation of our beloved show while also celebrating two wonderful episodes, Death is Bad and Master Debater. We talk at length about the sad but right end of Sterluke, April’s dramatic memorial entrance, the possibility that Mr. Koontz was gay, Blair going full Spencer by prioritizing the mystery over her relationship, the lyrics of Bad Blood as they pertain...

SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SEASON! In this episode, we’re sleeping in a tent of shame with This Must Be How Dumb Kids Feel and Basically Pluto. We talk April’s continued fixation on Sterling’s sex life, the cracks beginning to form in Team Sterluke, Blair’s blasé attitude nearly blowing her chance with Miles, Debbie offering wonderful maternal support when it matters, further glimpses of Bowser’s back...

SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SEASON! In this episode, we’re kicking down doors with Daddy’s Truck and What’s a Jennings. We talk Blair’s zeal for new experiences, Sterling’s desire for honesty above all else, April’s entire persona as a facade, Bowser needing to shake things up, Ellen offering much needed support, and the many exciting breadcrumbs these episodes drop about the future. Spoilers abound! S...

In this episode, we’re attending a magic show with Now You See Me, Now You Don’t. We talk Toby wanting boyfriend points for merely ignoring Spencer, Emily and Paige having bad French chat, Spanna using magic as foreplay, the Grunwald and her special gift confirming that Alison is alive, Caleb possibly murdering Mona, and the satisfaction and glory of getting to believe that Prezra is actually ‘A.’...

In this spoiler-filled bonus episode (seriously, proceed with caution), we’re taking a trip to Atlanta to discuss Teenage Bounty Hunters. We talk similarities between the twins and the Liars, the joy of a show that embraces queer sexuality, TBH’s refreshing take on family and biology, some of our favorite moments of the season, predictions for a hopeful season 2, and the possibility that Taylor Sw...

In this episode, we’re line-dancing in our country finest with Bring Down the Hoe. We talk Karate Jake’s probable foot fetish, Alison doling out some much needed advice via flashback to Bad Boyfriend Emily, the Liars staging a long overdue Spoby intervention, Travis Toetruck dropping out of the sky as a key witness/new love interest for Hanna, Prezra and his unshaved face needing everyone to know...

In this episode, we’re attending a DiLaurentis sleepover (but not a fun one) with The Mirror Has Three Faces. We talk Wren getting primed for a spectacular villain reveal that never happens, Prezra reveling in the drama of finding out he’s not a father, Aria learning who Cece was and was not “girls” with, Jessica DiLaurentis coming out as an Emison shipper, Spencer spending another week in the dru...

In this episode, we’re throwing an ill-advised surprise party with Into the Deep. We talk Paige relying on secrets and denial to turn Emily into the girlfriend of her dreams, Aria once again leaving the main show to go star in the CW romcom That’s So Aria, Pastor Ted pulling a real Lucas when Ashley needs bail money, Spencer being overly invested in both her friends' and other queer characters’ lo...

In this episode, we're celebrating the love of Vandermarin with The Guilty Girl's Handbook. We talk the many layers of Mona hypnotizing Hanna into believing she committed murder, Spencer and her tie being stuck in compulsory heterosexuality land with new non-character Beckett, anxious pseudo-mom Aria finding time for an Insidious 2 advertisement, Emily making lots of future plans with her for-sure...

In this episode, we're staring blankly at our murder board with Crash and Burn, Girl! We talk Toby and Caleb's homoerotic investigative team, Aria and Mike being utterly failed by multiple patriarchal figures, Hanna heartbreakingly trying to help her mom while Tom is MIA, Spencer possibly having to screen Wilden's porn collection for...research, Shana's absence suddenly being treated as unequivoca...

In this episode, we're smashing up a lax bro's car with Under the Gun. We talk the Marin family starring in their own Tennessee Williams play, Mike seemingly being set up for a coming out arc that never happens, Spencer and Toby settling into the bitterly married stage of their relationship, Emily deciding Shana is guilty for absolutely no reason, Mona dropping truth bombs while styled like a mob...

In this episode, we're burying firearms with the delightfully named Gamma Zeta Die! We talk Ella's truly wild bee attack, Veronica providing both questionable legal advice and a poorly vetted admissions counselor, Spencer's fixation on Emily's camel lashes,  Hanna making some bad choices with regard to evidence tampering, Aria dismissing Mike's feelings while wearing a skirt made of ties, and...

In this episode, we're smashing masks of our own faces with Face Time. We talk Aria walking poor Karate Jake through the entirety of her relationship with Prezra, Emily dealing with her strangely un-empathetic parents and an overly optimistic Paige, Hanna walking right into the web of a newly arrived Detective Tanner, Toby being confronted with the heaviness of air and a continued lack of answers...

In this bonus episode, we're taking a trip from Rosewood, PA to Lima, OH as we discuss Naya Rivera's groundbreaking role as Santana Lopez on Glee. We talk about our favorite Santana performances, parallels between Brittana and Emison, Naya's ability to elevate any and all material, the lasting cultural impact of her character, what it's like to watch Glee for the first time in 2020, and how the sh...

In this episode, we're finding masks on top of masks with Cat's Cradle. We talk Ella being propositioned to run away to a pastry castle, Emily's vaguely injured shoulder causing all sorts of problems for her and Pam, Spencer doing literally all the labor when it comes to investigating the death of Dog Toby's mom, Caleb's sudden obsession with fathers leading him to cross the line with Tom Marin, M...

In this episode, we're designing our dream dorm room with Turn of the Shoe. We talk Jessica DiLaurentis giving a lesson in how not to parent, Paige's exuberance about a fantasy future with Emily distracting her from their very real problems, Spencer making the bizarre choice to seek comfort from Prezra after her UPenn rejection, Hanna accidentally adopting a bird (Tippi!) while trying to determine...

In this episode, we're fumbling through a casket with 'A' is for A-l-i-v-e. We talk Vandermarin reaching the queer romance tipping point (despite Hanna's odd assortment of wigs), Spencer turning into a heterosexual pod person during her interactions with Mad Dad Toby, Aria's imagination gifting us with the ultimate fantasy of Prezra Fitz in handcuffs, Emily pushing away her feelings about a maybe-...

In this bonus episode, we're chatting all about the 'A's that never were. We discuss what makes a great 'A,' throw out some possible categories for 'A' contenders, declare which Uber 'A' we ultimately would have gone with, lay out the case for each Liar as 'A', and gripe about the directions the show ultimately went in regarding canon 'A's. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com , check o...

In this bonus episode, we're taking a moment to reflect on the queerness of PLL now that we've officially hit Peak Gay. We talk dream coming out arcs for each of the Liars, which male characters we headcanon as queer, how the show's eventually degayication ruined its conclusion, the wet potato-ness of Alison and Sara Harvey, the thwarted queer potential of the time jump, and PLL's unfortunate tren...

In this episode, we’re setting fire to Thornhill Lodge with A dAngerous gAme. We talk Aria wearing the most inexplicable leggings imaginable to break up with Prezra for the umpteenth time, the rage-inducing reunion of Spencer and a completely unapologetic Toby, more lazy lesbianism when it comes to a still-absent Paige and the gal pals-ing of Shana and Jenna, Hanna being a charming if terrible bab...

In this episode, we’re ghost waltzing with I’m Your Puppet. We talk Spencer’s Radley experience as a metaphor for her queerness, Hanna getting caught in the crosshairs of Uncle Daddy’s hot bell drama, the possible contents of Shana’s allegedly flirty texts to Emily, Aria absolutely floundering when a child gets kidnapped on her watch, Veronica trying to make everything normal while revealing some...

In this episode, we're salting our carrot sticks with Will the Circle Be Unbroken? We talk Spencer's fascinating first hours as a patient at Radley, Prezra's unemployment resulting in a predator detente and an interrogation for Aria, Missy Franklin's bizarre cameo that might be a cover for lesbian flirting, Hanna handling more fallout with a suddenly-alive Wilden, Mona showing up to remind Spencer...