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In this episode, we’re getting pelted by tennis balls with O [Sibling], Where Art Thou. We talk Mike once again proving himself to be the best man in Rosewood, Emily wanting to keep Sara as her captor, Jason and Lorenzo’s dick measuring contest, Mona owing Ali more than just a car ride, Kenneth drinking bathroom coffee, and Toby screwing up the whole mission by accidentally getting way too high. S...

In this episode, we’re cowering from a rabid raccoon with No Stone Unturned. We talk Emily servicing all the women of Haiti, Mona saving the day, Sara’s confusion over Kimye, the continuing adventures of the Spanna Detective Agency, Caleb taking Ashley’s advice in a very weird direction, and the creepy doll with distinct That’s So Avataria vibes. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of...

In this episode, we’re having a filler-ific dream ballet with She’s No Angel. We talk Emily and Sara’s sketchy AF visit to the tattoo parlor, Spencer’s nonsensical relationship with edibles, Hanna proving she’s not a “bag of hair” by defending her wife Mona, Aria embracing the creepy through her doll photos, Caleb successfully building a business entirely off-screen, and Alison’s blueberrification...

In this episode, we’re getting trapped in a dark room with Don’t Look Now. We talk Ali’s misplaced family grief, Sara “Stale Crackers” Harvey getting a date full of leftovers with Emily, Hanna setting some satisfying limits with Mad Dad Caleb, Spencer’s need for sleep introducing her to Sabrina the Baker, Aria and her amulet finally getting to process her trauma, and Jason’s hilarious post-elevato...

In this episode, we’re taking a shower with Songs of Experience. We talk the show’s baffling portrayal of Sara Harvey’s trauma, Hanna spearheading the Liars getting into therapy, Spencer trying to untangle her relationships with her siblings and sort-of-siblings, Alison’s journey of self-reflection getting derailed by this (ugh) Lorenzo plot, Aria and Prezra engaging in some highly unethical cop r...

In this episode, we’re tearing down our wallpaper with Songs of Innocence. We talk the blueberry-ification of Alison, Emily’s bizarre and sudden fixation on Sara Harvey, Spencer getting absolutely zero support from her alleged family, Aria’s glorious STOP MEN dress, Hanna and Ashley breaking our hearts, and the impact of an episode that lets things breathe. Content warning: this episode contains d...

In this episode, we’re calling it in(!) with Game On, [Deadname]. We talk Sara Harvey’s confusing character introduction, the validity of Andrew’s MRA notebook, Caleb and Prezra squabbling throughout their very bad plan, Jason nearly getting shot in his own living room, the Liars going full pyromaniac as a means of escape, and this script’s absolutely confounding commitment to transphobia at every...

In this minisode, we’re chatting about the way that PLL’s Dollhouse mirrors Britney Spears’ conservatorship. We talk about the parallels regarding constant surveillance, the performance of femininity, who does or does not benefit from this degree of control, the danger of offering compassion, and the idea of being dressed up and made to dance. Content warning: this episode contains detailed discus...

In this episode, we’re doing a deep dive on our favorite queer swimmer, one Ms. Emily Fields. We countdown our favorite Emily lewks, ponder how Maya surviving might have impacted Emily’s arc, share our hopes for Emily’s post-divorce future, question whether she actually is The Loyal One, commiserate over the baffling treatment of the character post-jump, and celebrate that she is a babe magnet in...

In this episode, we’re making the case for why Spencer Hastings is indisputably queer. We talk Spencer’s queerest lewks, her undeniable chemistry with various female characters, where she falls on the Paris Geller to April Stevens continuum, which queer Spencer pairings we most wish would have been made canon, how her family might react if she came out, and the way that Alex Drake functions as Spe...

In this episode, we’re playing Mystery Date with Welcome to the Dollhouse. We talk this episode’s sickening choice to focus on A’s gender considering what’s to come, Peter Hastings casually threaten to murder a teenager, Officer Toby getting to live out his cop fantasy, Tanner consuming ALL of the scenery, the quintessential PLL-ness of Mona brushing her hair in a gas mask, and whether the Liars’...

In this episode, we’re throwing grapefruits with I’m a Good Girl, I Am. We talk Prezra and Caleb’s Shakespearian custody dispute over poor Mike, this episode’s many instances of Surprise Andrew, New Character Kendra functioning as the ultimate hat on a hat, who we think would make a more compelling star witness than Lesli Stone, Spencer and Emily’s bizarrely leggy sleuthing outfits, and the joy of...

In this episode, we’re witnesses for the prosecution with The Melody Lingers On. We talk Emison’s moving rainy phone call, Aria’s baffling jacket/skirt combination, Caleb eating Spencer’s cookie, why Ali’s lawyer might be so incompetent, this episode’s surprising amount of apologies, and Jason’s airhead routine having disastrous (but ultimately kind of welcome) results for our dear Ashley Marin. S...

In this episode, we’re playing a game of darts with To Plea or Not to Plea. We talk this episode’s weird tonal dissonance, Prezria’s straight couple drama sending Emily on a solo mission, Hanna finally ‘fessing up to Ashley about 'A,' Alison’s nebulous prison attack, whether we’d like Spencer’s British paramour if they were a woman, and the Hastings Take London spinoff of our dreams. Content warni...

In this episode, we’re taking a trip across the pond with Bloody Hell. We talk Alison beginning her metamorphosis into a pod person, the Glass Slipper Collective’s weird bait-and-switch with Emily, Hanna and Aria’s delightful burn unit caper, the hilariously over-the-top Britishness of Spencer’s visit to London, Andrew seeming sketchier with every scene, and the likelihood that Prezra is off somew...

In this episode, we’re very slowly climbing a tree with Pretty Isn’t the Point. We talk Johnny Garbage Artist fancying himself the next Banksy, Mike possibly setting up a clandestine woods hookup with Andrew, Caleb giving a tutorial in how to be an unsupportive partner, Talia and her husband proving what a good match they are by both being terrible people, Spencer knowing her way around a toolkit,...

In this episode, we’re donating blood (for some reason) with Out, Damned Spot. We talk Tom Marin really coming for that Worst Liar Dad award, Prezra continuing to be a terrible boss who divulges personal information about his employees, Spencer getting tricked into committing a crime by that douchey trickster Johnny Garbage Artist, Andrew swooping back onto the scene when he senses a vulnerable wo...

In this episode, we’re whispering into pretentious inventions with Oh, What Hard Luck Stories They All Hand Me. We talk Hanna’s glorious take-down of Holbrook, Emily’s bizarre relationship convo with Caleb, Aria not trying at all when tasked with investigating her brother, Spencer pretending to be interested in Garbage Artist Johnny, Lesli Stone clearly not being who she says she is, and Mona retu...

In this episode, we’re getting frozen half to death with The Bin of Sin. We talk Jason being the one man in Rosewood to respect a boundary, Prezra pulling out all the passive aggressive moves when finally faced with Aria’s letter, Talia’s strange choice to offer Emily a plate of mashed potatoes, Toby continuing to choose being a police officer over being a good boyfriend, Hanna taking matters into...

In this episode, we’re crawling through the air ducts with Over a Barrel. We talk Pastor Ted’s disastrous marriage proposal, Talia’s wildly inappropriate “bun” question, Aria going full Task Rabbit, Spaleb’s sexy/creepy storage locker date, Prezra flexing his victim complex as the big boss man, and Johnny Garbage Artist’s desperate need for an egg. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com ,...

In this episode, we’re watching guts spill out of teddybear-dogs with Fresh Meat. We talk Alison bringing the feral energy in prison, Spencer and Caleb’s combustable chemistry, Ashley’s surely satisfying hookup with Jason, Emily and Aria both spinning out with major hat party energy, Prezra proving himself utterly inept at management on Day 1 of owning the Brew, and Hanna coming into her power on...

In this episode, we’re getting a reading from the Grunwald with Through a Glass, Darkly. We talk Emily’s (and the writers') incredibly lackluster farewell to poor Paige, Aria getting stapled to a wall, Hanna’s lovely daughter-in-law vibes with Leona Vanderwaal, Jason being caught between his two families, Mike breaking our hearts in his Mona grief, and the Rosewood PD once again proving their comp...

In this episode, we’re breaking down the good, the bad and the ugly of PLL Endgame Couples/OTPs. We talk the best/worst scenes for each couple, which marriages are most likely to end in affairs, the toxic messages reinforced by the couples staying together, the ways in which the relationships replicate each Liar’s parents’ marriage, the sexiness of Spaleb, and whether or not Emison even qualifies...

In this episode, we’re once again joined by special guest SJ to discuss all things Alison DiLaurentis! We talk favorite Emison scenes, some Ali hot takes, our hopes for Alison post-series, the core elements of Alison that are genuine and true, the impact of Mrs. D and Charlotte on Ali’s personality, and which other women we think/hope that Alison has hooked up with. Send us an email at EverybodyAP...

In this bonus episode, we’re decking the halls as we discuss the highly controversial queer Christmas “romcom,” Happiest Season. We talk Harper being the worst, Jane being the best, whether this movie would work better in a different time period, why Riley might be a better partner for Abby, what the discourse says about this current moment in queer representation, and whether we’ll watch it again...