Every Number One Ever

In which our intrepid heroes discover the true meaning of "Coastal Lifestyle Acoustic Rock", soundtrack the new advert for a caring bank, have a bit of a boogie to a classic, Liam gets oiled, up, and we all finally learn who the meat bitch was all along. Maybe the real meat bitch is inside us all... probably not though.

Our intrepid heroes break this thing wide open with discussions of Postman Pat (and his illicit affairs!), the wonder of chewing gum adverts, skiffle and the bible belt. You can't say we're not interdisciplinary here at DAA Towers. There's also a bit of music chat in there too, just for good measure.

In which our heroes encounter a teeny tiny nip, bad underwear, a mouthful of marbles, someone shouting, charity and ice dancers. A lot of weirdness, maybe one day we might discuss music? You never know.

In this episode we do the usual stuff, but also tackle dating websites, Craig's burgeoning documentary career, hear about Matt's trouser situation, find out who was suckling a lamb (or a pig), remind you about the Capitol B-list, and end with a rather sad fact about a boy band. Its all the usual set of oddities. ENJOY!

We're 112 episodes in now. Finding ways to entice you or otherwise tickle your intellectual pickle in these descriptor is proving more and more challenging. AND lets be honest, why would you start here? Go back to the start you weirdo. Those non-weirdos: welcome... in ENOE jam.

Just like the internal logic of our podcast, this will be our number one episode DURING Christmas and as such it will be our xmas episode. And just like the presents one might receive on xmas, some of them are very much welcome additions and others will be regifted quicker than you can say "unana-bin!". From all of our at ENOE towers, have a very merry Christmas you lovely ho's.

This week the halls of ENOE towers are stuffed to bursting with record breakers, awful Christmas songs featuring MCs, mid 00s dance tunes (I shan't use the word "banger" here), 50s schlock, and perhaps even a Beatles number. At least its eclectic I suppose? You'd get bored if they were all good ones.

Dear listener, this episode will leave you gagged and appalled at Craig's confession of wrongdoing and duplicity! We can only apologise to Mr Scrivens for the hurt and emotional trauma such an admission of guilt might bring to the fore. We would like it known that the behaviour of Mr Lowe does not reflect on the law-abiding nature of ENOE productions. Plus, sharp beards, a holiday song, and a litt...

This episode arrived late into your feeds. Guess why? Yes dear listener, thats right. I fell asleep. At one point my hammy hands rested on my keyboard and typed "lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" for seven pages. But what you can do eh? Better late than never. Once you've heard it you may have wished I'd have slept for longer.

I should say that, whilst this is a lovely bit of nonsense from us this week, it is also perhaps a little... blue? Not the boy band. Its all a little risqué so be warned. Also, are those the mellifluous tones of Ainsley we hear? And will our sticky friend return? 

You might get whiplash from the bizarre switchback turns we have to make in this pod. It couldn't be more all over the place! Also, Matt brings an offensive weapon to the office, Liam channels the spirit of Mae West and we find out that Craig doesn't like 'em long. Wuss.

Ouch! This week we're faced with "a load of modern ones" - thats the luck of the draw I guess. Will we bash them to death as you'd expect? Or are we slightly more nuanced? You tell me. Plus, there's a spider.

There was a lot of talk about willies, crotch framing, and other nethers stuff this week. Not our finest our as far as decorum is concerned. But we do learn some facts and chat some nonsense as per usual, and Craig fails to say names.

Its a good job that this week is the week that includes Halloween, because you wouldn't actually believe that this episode went down the way it did. It was bizarre! And there is frankly nothing I can do by way of explanation to mediate expectations or otherwise prepare you for whats about to go down. Good luck.

Today we've been given a ticket to visit the smoking room at the houses of parliament (not capitalised, they don't deserve it), we learn about dynamo and do some mild character assassination, and we all feel better knowing what to do and not to do with your ex. Enjoy!

The level of chaos is somewhat higher than usual in this episode. No idea why. Maybe it was a full moon? Or maybe now that we're two thirds of the way through we've all gone a bit demob happy. Anyway, this is the episode where we take Ariana to task about some of her 'image' choices, we get a list song, AND Liam shares the dullest fact known to man.

It is our centenary episode! Yes, we've made it to 100 full episodes without any slippage in the the level of professionalism or critical thinking we're so famous for. This episode runs the gamut, with absolute bangers, forgotten gems, awful landfillcore, and some special buzzer sounds. Plus, we finally ask "who was the owl afterall"? We're nearly two thirds through the grand project so, if you're...

99 is a big number. You know what the next one is right?! That probably explains why we're all a bit weird and giddy at the start of this. This week we've come over all dictionary corner as we learn what JLS really stands for, and how you properly spell Derulo. Oh and how Mungo Jerry sealed Elvis' fate.

We're gonna blow this conspiracy wide open! Did you know that Wales is more important than... what? Oh thats not what you should say today mate. And also this is the episode where we give someone a very unfortunate nickname. Sorry Diana (not that Diana, despite the Wales connection). I'm sure this all seems very vague but it'll make sense what you've heard it.

Well without wanting to spoil the entire show, realistically we could have done this whole thing in 25 minutes. Had we been more brutal, swift and ruthless with our inevitable judgments, we could all have had time for an extra pint. Oh and Liam saw the northern lights... which was nice.

In which our intrepid heroes once again open the tomb of pop's past (and passed) and dust their bones for treasure. Craig reveals himself as a hater, Liam shares a celeb story from his party days, and we find out just what Fergie (not that one) was thinking about aviation technologies.

Without wanting to spoil the tracks of the weeks, gosh are we in for something weird. Bizarre duets, massive teeth, the strangest EP in the history of pop, we pop to Southport for a prawn ring, and we meet some of the cast of Friends. Yes, its a strange week... whats new?!

Gosh. Matt describes the aural experience of flicking your teeth, Craig shares his thoughts on a very 'challenging' individual, Liam gets triggered by tripe TV, and the chaos of the world generally gets to us all. Plus the worlds greatest laugh!

YES! Can you believe it!? It is officially (not officially) the best episode of any podcast in the world ever. Remember that podcast that cured cancer? Or that one that ushered in a new era of world peace? Or that one that gave every listener 500 pounds? Well, this episode is better! We can't identify which is the big one or the little one, we reintroduce ourselves to Frank Iphone, and we even go...

Well I only uploaded the wrong episode didn't I? Some of you have had a sneak peek of next week's best ever episode, but alas you'll have to wait until it drops properly. Until then, you'll have to content yourself with a dive into a lot of 1970s, some actually decent tunes, and David Cameron's all time favourite: Oink!