Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds

Happy, happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! Happy, happy, Halloween! Silver Shamrock! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 60, our Halloween Special 2025, of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we discuss the controversial cult classic that gave us what could be argued as the soundtrack to Halloween, Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982), representing our pre-2000s. Represent...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 59 of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we discuss the bizarre account of ghost SA - yep, that’s apparently a thing - with “The Entity” representing our pre-2000s. Representing post-2000s, we review the-sequel-to-Sinister-we-deserved-but-didn’t-get, Joe Hill adaptation of “The Black Phone” (2021). In addition to this, we hear about Matt’s wi...

Join Matt and Kate for our FrightFest 2025 Bonus Episode! London baby!! We have continued our tradition of attending the horror festival that brings chills, spills and plenty of thrills! In this episode we discuss the films: Appofeniacs (‘Black Mirror’ meets Tarantino gore-fest about the dangers of AI), What She Doesn’t Know (a coming-of-age, murder mystery with a few surprises up its sleeve), Tra...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 58 - EXTREME AUGUST 2025!! - of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we discuss the “the worst movie ever made”, I Spit On Your Grave (1978) representing our pre-2000s. Representing post-2000s, we review the disturbing and evocative Deadgirl (2008). In addition to this, we hear about Kate’s recent staycation in North Wales, Matt regales us with...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 57 of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we discuss the “blueprint for Giallo”, the masterpiece that is Blood and Black Lace (1964) representing our pre-2000s. Representing post-2000s, we review the critically acclaimed, British dystopian movie, 28 Days Later (2002). In addition to this, Kate makes a big announcement, then immediately brings...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 56 of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s been a little while but we are back again and it’s full throttle! In this episode, we discuss the relatively under-seen, supernatural thriller Stir of Echoes (1999) representing our pre-2000s. Representing post 2000s, we take a trip to South Korea and review the religious cult horror, Svaha: The Sixth Finger (2019...

Join Matt and Kate for episode 55 of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds where we go down under with Tim Davies and Mushroom from The Dummies Of Horror Podcast! In this episode, Tim and Mushroom have brought us two Aussie horrors - the cult classic, slightly questionable, Road Games (1981) representing pre-2000s, and found footage, Blair Witch inspired, The Tunnel (2011) representing post-20...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 54 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000s we look at the hugely influential horror anthology Tales Of The Crypt (1972), and representing post-2000s we discuss the divisive and kinda silly Thir13en Ghosts (2001). We also chat about Kate’s tragic love life, the beauty of girl math, and we continue Matt’s education in cool...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 53 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. Sorry for the delay (tech issues and illness) but… In this episode, representing pre-2000s we look at what is considered Fulci’s greatest Giallo, Don’t Torture A Duckling (1972), and representing post-2000s we discuss Brandon Cronenberg’s modern classic, Possessor (2020). We also chat about Kate’s birthday baps, stupid...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 52 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000s we look at controversial cult classic, Kids (1995), and representing post-2000s we discuss the chilling and haunting Sinister (2012). We also chat about Kate’s hairdressing horrors, Matt’s unlawful fishy business, and /we deliberate the downfall of Blumhouse. So kick back, relax...

Happy Horror New Year everyone!! We are in the throes of 2025 but let’s not forget 2024 too hastily - it was a pretty gosh darn good year for horror and Matt and Kate are talking their usual nonsense about their highs and their lows in the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds End Of Year Special! In this episode we are covering our top TV shows and docs, our biggest disappointments and our pl...

HO HO HO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Join Matt and Kate for the festivities of Episode 51 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000 we’ve pulled from Santa’s sack the Christmassy slasher classic Black Christmas (1974) and representing the post-2000s, we get into the modern Christmas favourite, Violent Night (2022). We also share some of Kate’s and Matt’s concussi...

Join Matt and Kate for an extra special episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds -  Episode 50!! We’re doing something a little different for this auspicious episode, something we’ve been wanting to do for a while: a commentary episode! And our choice of movie is… *drum roll* Terrifier!! That’s right, we are watching Art the Clown slice and dice his way through Miles County during one...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 49 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000 we discuss the Italian horror demonic classic The Church (1989) and the haunting chiller thriller The Skeleton Key (2005). We also discuss Kate’s paranormal happenings at home, debate the highs and lows of early 2000s fashion, and find out Kate’s thoughts on Terrifier 3… did she l...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 48 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds for our XTREME August episode (apologies for the delay)! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, Kate has selected the romantic odyssey, that’s full of hopes and dreams, Audition from 1999. And representing post-2000s, Matt has chosen the whimsical and hilarious, European faux documentary, Descent Into Darkness (Sorgoi...

Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2024 Bonus Episode! London baby!! We have continued our tradition of attending the horror festival that brings chills, spills and… family adventure? Listen to find out what that’s about as Fright Fest took an unusual turn this year. In this episode we discuss the films An Taibhse (“The Ghost” - an isolated period piece horror and the first horror movie to be...

It’s Episode 47 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds and we are joined by the legendary (yet questionable) Scott and Liam from podcast, Scott & Liam vs Evil! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we take a look at Liam’s choice, Japanese fever dream Hausu (House) from 1977. And representing post-2000s, Scott has chosen Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023), a commentary on isolation...

It’s Episode 46 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds and Matt’s 50th birthday! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we take a look at the classic camp slasher, The Burning (1981) and representing post-2000s, we discuss the atmospheric psychological head trip, Session 9 (2001). We also find out about how Matt’s celebrated his birthday, Kate’s social media nightmare and a very exciting a...

It’s Episode 45 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we take a look at the chilling and haunting J-horror classic, Ringu (1998) and representing post-2000s, we discuss the multi-layered thriller, I See You (2019). We also find out about Kate’s recent run in with the law, Matt’s upcoming Spanish adventures and find out what Kate’s sucking on… So kic...

It’s Episode 44 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds and joining Matt and Kate is The Podcast on Haunted Hill’s Dan The Man, Dan Bone! In this episode, we head to New Zealand with a double bill that puts the “cult” in “culture”. Representing pre-2000’s, we discuss Peter Jackson’s splatter gore fest Braindead (1992) and representing post-2000’s, the understated and hilarious What We Do In T...

Join Kate (we miss you, Matt!) for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!  In this episode, we delighted to be interviewing Paul Duane - director, writer, producer and just general excellent person. The main topic of conversation is Paul’s feature length film debut, All You Need Is Death, after Kate watched it at Glasgow Fright Fest 2024 and - spoiler alert - loved it! We al...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 43 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we treat ourselves to a sci-fi double bill of Event Horizon (1997), representing pre-2000s and Attack The Block (2011), representing post-2000s! We also discuss Kate’s adventures at Fright Fest, how we don’t let our age determine our idiocy and Matt’s crusty baguette… So kick back, relax and open up a...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 42 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, it’s thrills and spills as Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast comes to play and we finally get to our Extreme August episode… in February! And as the saying goes, good things come to those who wait and… I guess good things on our show means trauma and brutality as this episodes picks are -  S...

Happy New Year Mutha-lickers! It’s that time of year again where we reflect, dissect and divulge our best, our worst and a few things in between of the previous year! 2023 had some highs and certainly some lows but find out exactly what our favourite and most hated movies were, what surprised us and what didn’t anger us, just disappointed us… Also, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, we discuss a...

MERRY MOIST CHRISTMAS!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 41, our Christmas 2023 Special, of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we have an array of killer Santa’s starting with the controversial Silent Night, Deadly Night (1894) representing pre-2000s! Representing post-2000s, we better watch out as this Santa is a military robot in 2022’s Christmas Bloody Christmas! We also...