Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds

Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are so excited to be interviewing the wonderful and multi-talented Jenna Kanell (Terrifier, Renfield)! We discuss their new movie, Faceless After Dark, how morally grey is the new black, upcoming new and exciting projects and how best to deal with unsolicited d**k pics... So kick back, relax an...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 40 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we go back to the “creatures running amok” era and discuss the 80’s classic, Critters (1986)! Then things take a decidedly darker turn as we traverse the horrors of The Collector (2009), representing post-2000s! We also discuss Kate’s Canadian odyssey, Matt’s mission to take “bo...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!! Join Matt and Kate for Halloween Special Episode 39 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we take a look at the gruesome mystery, Halloween classic Sleepy Hollow (1999) representing pre-2000s. And representing post-2000s, we discuss the surreal, coming-of-age cult movie The Boys In The Trees (2016). We also discuss Kate’s festival f**k ups, Matt...

Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are honoured and thrilled to be interviewing the incredibly talented and sublime John Adams and Toby Poser, aka The Adams Family (The Deeper You Dig, Hellbender)! We discuss their new movie, Where The Devil Roams, the music of H6llb6nd6r, their love of horror and all the little things that make...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 38 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we’re going back in time to the 1960’s, filled with cults, mind-control and orgies, with Hammer Horror’s The Devil Rides Out (1968) representing the pre-2000’s. Representing post-2000’s, we take a look at the daring and atmospheric modern masterpiece, REC (2007). In addition to these reviews, we discus...

Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2023 Bonus Episode! We travelled back to the Big Smoke for our favourite horror movie festival and inhaled all it had to offer! As usual there were some highs and some lows but mostly highs… of the excitement range - no magic leaves, powders or beans needed! In this episode we’ll be giving non-spoiler reviews of the dark and eerie “It Lives Inside” (12 mins,...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 37 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.  In this episode, we revisit the Mario Bava gothic back catalogue with the classic gruesome ghost story, Kill, Baby… Kill! (1966). Representing post-2000’s we spend time in a spooky morgue delving in chest cavities and unravelling mysteries with the atmopsheric and creepy The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016). In addition to...

You didn’t ask for it but we gave it to you anyway - Part 2 of Double Fisting June!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 36 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.  In the second part of our June double bill, we take another trip back in time to Europe and look at our pre-2000’s choice: the sexy, ridiculous slasher, Pieces (1982). Representing post-2000’s we take a road trip along the back roads...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 35 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.  In this episode, we go back to 1960’s Italy and discuss Mario Bava’s sexy vampire gothic horror (sploosh!) Black Sunday as our representation of the pre-2000’s. And representing the post-2000’s, we explore the haunted corridors of one of South Korea’s most famous ghostly hotspots in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. In additio...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 34 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.  In this episode, we venture out to Camp Crystal Lake and take a look at the camp slasher classic, Friday the 13th representing pre-2000’s. And find out whether Matt, who notoriously hates single location movies, was swayed by the 2002 thriller, Phone Booth representing post-2000’s. In addition to these reviews, we dis...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 33 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.  In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we meet the original “Bunny Boiler” herself in Fatal Attraction (1987) and representing post-2000’s we traverse the twisted journey of Climax (2018). In addition to these reviews, Kate has a playful and dirty new professional venture, Matt has an embarrassing dating dilemma an...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 32 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we cover the Italian gore-tactic classic Fulci’s Cat In The Brain (1990) and representing post-2000’s we have the dark and thought-provoking Prisoners (2013). In addition to these reviews, we discuss more of Kate’s dating misfortunes, Matt’s practical birthday joke on Kate, our...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! WE'RE BACK MOTHERLICKERS!! It's been a while but the rumours are true: we have returned and we've brought gifts! A compilation of our best and worst, the highs and lows, the beautiful and the gross of 2022 - and we're not just talking about Kate's taste in men! So open up a can of something delightful, and join us in a toast for 2022, as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of...

Happy Halloween!! Join Matt and Kate in celebration of this deliciously spooky and hauntingly creepy time of year where we delve into our inner devils and wreak chaos and frenzy on all! With us on our hellish escapades are the gruesome twosome Brian M. Sammons and Jamie J. Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons podcast! Episode 30 is METAL-WEEN!! and we honour all things metal and devilishly wi...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 29 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. It’s Shudder September!! So, as the title would suggest, both of our movie choices this month are found on the horror streaming site, Shudder! Representing the pre-2000’s we delve into 1960’s Japanese horror with Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968)! And representing the post-2000’s, we go on a hilarious and g...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 28 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we cover two horror comedies dealing with the difficulties of being a young adult and the repercussions of their sexual desires. Representing the pre-2000’s we jones after Grace Jones in the 80’s synth wave visually distinctive Vamp (1986)! And representing the post-2000’s, we get snatched with the gro...

Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2022 Bonus Episode! Once again we have had the pleasure of feasting on the delights the world famous London horror festival has to offer and we are here to share our fruits. We discuss the films Something In The Dirt (Benson and Moorhead’s latest entry into the cosmic horror), She Came From The Woods (a raunchy horror comedy paying homage to the camp slashers...

IT’S MATT’S BIRTHDAY!! Well… it was. It’s a little belated but please join Matt and Kate for Episode 27 where we celebrate Matt’s balls getting a little bit closer to his knees. In this episode it’s Matt’s choice for both movies! His birthday picks are as follows: representing the pre-2000s, we have the iconic classic The Thing (1982) and representing the post-2000s is the bombastic Ready Or Not (...

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 26 where we are joined by the incredible, the legendary and downright sexy Dan Bone from The Podcast on Haunted Hill! In this episode Dan has selected two movies from two incredible directors: John Carpenter’s Christine (1983) representing pre-2000s and Jordan Peele’s Us (2019) representing post-2000s. Not only do we fully review these two excellent choices but we di...

Join Matt and Kate for episode 25 where we are joined by the two hilarious and awesome hosts of the Friday Nightmares Podcast: Scott Crawford and Heather Powell! In this episode, this terrible twosome have selected cult horror comedy classics Cemetery Man/Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) representing pre-2000s and Father’s Day (2011) representing post-2000s. If this tickles your fancy, be prepared for...

It’s our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Woohoo!! Join Matt and Kate to celebrate our first big milestone - EDONSSM is one year old! In this special episode Eternal Darkness meets Eternal Sunshine as we discuss our namesake: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004). Yes, that’s right - one movie this episode but we have a bunch of other things to keep you #moist too. We wax lyrical about our favourite...

Happy (belated) Valentine’s! Join Matt and Kate for the second half of the month of love. It’s Episode 23 and we are feeling a bit romantic, a bit saucy and also… a bit fishy. In this episode we have decided to go a little rogue and go for movies that you wouldn’t typically watch on the Day of Love. Representing pre-2000s, we have dark and evocative thriller Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) and repr...

Greetings and Salutations! It’s Kate’s Birthday and in celebration we have our dear friend and listener, the awesome and insightful Sabrina Voerman, making her podcasting debut on the Eternal Darkness Of Spotless Minds! It’s Episode 22 and not only are we celebrating Kate’s birthday but we’re also embracing Women In Horror Month! In this episode we review two very female centric movies: representi...

Join Matt and Kate on Episode 21 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s a new year with new beginnings and a couple of new twists to your favourite British “dark umbrella” movie podcast. In our first proper episode of 2022, we discuss the depraved and ungodly happenings of Eyes of Fire (1983) representing the pre-2000s, and the insane brutality of revenge thriller Law Abiding Citizen (...

Happy New Year to our EDONSSM Family! Join Matt and Kate on Episode 20 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Our End Of Year episode diverts from our usual chats and reviews as we look back over 2021, celebrating and commiserating the highs and lows of movies under that dark genre umbrella. As well as our Top 10 Horror of 2021, we look at our Top 5 of Non-Horror of 2021, our Bottom 5 of 20...