Espresso

This week Ben has TiKTok e-boy @LiamPineiro and comedian @RayHensleyComedy on the pod to breakdown the Fam's weirdest wishes (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣ ʷ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ) they roast ben's hair for 35 minutes, create the ultimate fast food meal, look through notes on each others phones, realize the best drink of all time is the juice left in DOLE fruit cups, they celebrate the creation of the biscuits that y...

FAM! the question of the week is what's the craziest thing you've ever done at work and not told anyone about (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢˡᵃᵐᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵇʸ) on this shot bennie remembers the most lit church song of all time, the way coaches talk after practice and the difference between guys and girls bathrooms. He recites actual church petitions, still can't figure out why the principal made everyone eat in...

mmhahHAha this week ben asks the fam if they were president what's something irrelevant they would make illegal ( ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ "ᶜʰᵉᵉʳˢ" ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ FOOD) ehem he talks about his phobia of random noises, zac efron's bee sting face AND changing his dad's ringtone to britney spears and it going off in the middle of a meeting. Bennie realizes he still can't read in public and agre...

holy shit this week ben asked the fam the worst thing they've ever done and not told anyone (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢʰⁱᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵃˢᵏᵉᵗ... ᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵃˢᵏᵉᵗ ʷᵉᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢʰᵒᵖ) ... Bennie talks about how monkeys 100% have a night club at the zoo, he remembers stealing everything you can in college, and the science behind acting hurt when you do something dumb. Ben remembers horrifying thoughts of writing the same thank you le...

sup? on this shot ben asked the fam their today year's old moment ⁽ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵍᵘᵐ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃʸ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵗᵒᵐᵃᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳ ⁵ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ⁾ whoops... He talks about how annoying guys with stick shifts are, he wishes he was in Chet Hanks' WHITE BOY SUMMER vid, reminisces about playing human foosball, explains his small talk addiction and talks about Mark McGwire for 39 minutes. Ben chooses DJ Drama to...

FAM! this week Ben has comedian Alex Price (@illumanti_hr_rep) on the pod to break down things guys shouldn't do anymore (like backing into parking spots ... ⁱ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ) they talk about the way Alex's therapist doesn't give a shit about about weed and why the mall is the most comforting place IN THE WORLD. They remember their most embarrassing moments, winning science fair and why McDonald...

sup? this week bennie breaks down the fam's million dollar ideas (like having subtitles in real life ... which would be good cuz ben can't hear until after 4pm eastern standard time) He talks about when his mom used to beat his ass in the middle of haircuts and having his first anxiety attack when changing the channel in front of people. Ben makes his own WHITE BOI SUMMER rules and regs, creates L...

what up espresshoes? this week ben has his son @YoungMantis2 on the pod to sort through the dumbest things the fam has ever spent money on (...like carpet skates to slide around your house) lol, ben and austin talk their most awkward moments with girls, they rank the best slang words and find out Mantis has never eaten CHERRY. The boys decide which fast food restaurant has the best dessert and fin...

FAM! on this shot Ben breaks down the cringiest things you did when you were younger (like put rocks in your mouth so your brother thinks you're cool....lol) he decides that if you and anyone else has seen the Princess Bride you immediately kiss, he creates a new olympic sport, talks about the time he almost got henna tattoos and tells a story about the held back kid who was the best kickball play...

what up espresshoes ;') it's not a religious podcast but it is this week cuz @benderjoey is back whoops Ben and Joey make fun of catholic school. They go through the Fam's guilty pleasure DM's (like eating..... toast..... lol) then they explain why they have the hardest confirmation names of all time AND the craziest shit their parents did to them when they got in trouble as kids. Ben gives Joey a...

This week the Fam sent in their near-death experiences (like getting crushed by a horse while playing redneck polo ......) lol Ben breaks down his viral self defense TikTok and realizes he's been making out with mannequins his entire life. He discovers that it's impossible to actually go skiing unless you snapped both of your collarbones and tore your meniscus, he teaches you the one word you need...

What up Fam??? On this Shot Ben has comedian @SaraPopTarts on the pod and @lol_derek_james bullies his way on the show again ...... ;) They break down the Fam's DM's of things they're supposed to like but find annoying like (like bringing bagels on roadtrips.....) they rank the most basic dog breeds, discuss how to say CRAYON and the difference between a Crayola and RoseArt kid. They invent a dess...

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS this week ben goes through the fam's celeb dm's (like dm'ing a girl from the bachelor and humping her leg every night since) it's ASH Wednesday and Ben discovers every time he got ashes growing up they looked like complete shit on his head. He reveals the truth about girls with Dance Marathon in their bios, admits he has bought a Build-A-Bear and realizes if you flirt by com...

FAM! TikTok celeb @LiamPineiro is in the studio this week! Ben and Liam go through the Fam's worst dating app experiences (like going on a date with a guy who dislocates his arm and screams bloody murder) they talk about being TikTok boys, their first ringtones, people that were in woodshop class at your high school, the rise in popularity of people pegging each other, learning how to kiss growing...

FAM! ((merch should be at your crib or it should be there in like 1 day)) on this shot half of ben's tooth fell apart and he talks about getting it yanked out of his lil dumb mouth, he analyzes the guy at your high school that always played guitar at parties, he realizes how sexy hotel towels are and his pregnant lady cravings for carrot cake 👁👁 He talks about cheating on PB with Nutella and if yo...

what up FAM?! it's OG SPRESS and this week Ben has his homie @JoeyMulinaro on the shO ;) They bring back James Benedict and Joy Mulinard for 86 news, Ben and Joey go through the fam's baggage like not showering ... ever, they break down why every guys room looks like applebee's restaurant decoration, the extreme overated-ness of bloody mary's, they lust over extreme home makeover host Ty Penningto...

MERCH IS SHIPPING SOON 🤞 it's an espresso ting eh??? this week Ben breaks down the annoying things your friends do (like sounding like a train when they eat) he remembers kids who passed out all the time, realizes that facebook moms are an actual army and creates the golden rule for shutting tf up. Ben reveals 1 of his 3 favorite rappers are and it's the most obvious thing ever, then explains the...

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS and this week bennie goes through the fam's most irrational fears like thinking someone is going to shoot you in the head every time you stop at a red light HAHA :( He admits that he's 1000% jealous of dogs when they wear turtle necks and breaks down what is actually going on in your silverware drawer. Ben realizes every time a guy leaves his house he acts like he's going to...

THE MOST A.D.D. podcast IN THE WORLD (world) (world) this week ben brings his comedian homie Joey Bender (@BenderJoey) and they realize that Neil Armstrong forgot his lines during the moon landing bc he saw a hot alien, they reminisce about being home alone during a Zoro burglary and they nail down that Joey looks like QB #6 on Madden create-a-player. Both Ben and Joey agree the show Next is MTV's...

𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝟭/𝟱! →→→ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop it's 2021 FAM! who cares! on this shot Ben goes through the lyrics you've been singing wrong your whole life (like thinking it's ALEX CECILE instead of OUR LIPS ARE SEALED ...ehem) He reveals that he yawn-talked half of his life and looked like a complete bitch and realizes his dream job is to say stuff in the beginning of...

𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗜𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘! →→→ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop sup FAM! It's christmas bitch. This week Ben breaks down the fam's weirdest holiday traditions like having a family burping contest .... ʰᵘʰ He explains why if you didn't fight and cry in the McDonalds PlayPlace you're not a man, he talks about how overly-obsessed his dad is with fires to the point of being caveman. Ben discovers that if there's n...

sup? on SHOT 137 Ben breaks down the most ridiculous things the Fam has gotten in trouble for (like asking your teacher if she wears lingerie) ʰᵃʰᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ. He explains the science behind cleaning out your car, how dumb oil changes are, why private school is the army and how DiFfErEnT bus kids are. Ben talks about his experiences passing Victoria's Secret in the mall, how dorky ugly sweaters...

FAM! on shot 136 first Ben goes through DM's of the most annoying roommates (like guys who smoke K2 and scream at the top of their lungs until 3am). He talks about his relationship with his sleep paralysis demon and how Mayweather Vs. Logan Paul will make boxing popular af again. Ben reveals the music people think he listens to compared to the music he actually listens to.... he breaks down how we...

On shot 135 Ben breaks down DM's from The Fam's weirdest dates (like going out w/ a girl and forgetting you have a shellfish allergy, accidentally eating calamari, having her take you to the ER and then still going home with her) he explains the "guys peeing outside" phenomenon and tells us about his beef with card games. Ben reveals that his actual super power is his ass smelling like whatever he...

This week Ben and comedians Ray Hensley AND Derek James go through The Fam's unpopular opinions ... like dipping peanut butter sandwiches into chili...⁽ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳⁿ⁾  they try to figure out why girls are satanic when you sleep next to them, they rank fruit roll ups, gushers and fruit by the foot. Someone said Marvel movies are whack and the Espresso pod has something to say...