Espresso

On this shot Ben & comedians @RayHensleyComedy and @lol_derek_james bring back the segment DRIPPIN OR TRIPPIN and talk about the hottest animals they've ever seen. All 3 of them reveal their Sixth Sense and FINALLY figure out how to defeat movie quote guy. They breakdown the worst full names, the dumbest young kid names and realize the name DEREK sounds like a sneeze, car wreck, something hitl...

This week on the most ADHD podcast ever Ben explains why he's the most embarrassed person OF ALL TIME, he realizes that if you don't have social media you 100% have murdered someone and Ben reenacts every single tutorial on YouTube. He tells a story about the time during puberty when he thought he had a pencil eraser stuck in his nipple and reveals his biggest fear is not being able to hear someon...

This week ben has comedian @lol_derek_james and internet celeb @liampineiro on the pod to discuss the immature things you'll never stop doing (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵉˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᶜᵉ ᵐᵃᶜʰⁱⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʰᵒᵗᵉˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡˡʷᵃʸ ᴵᶜᴱ ᵂᴼᴿᴷˢ) they break down the Adult Swim TikTok trend, talk about how bad Ben wants to be Bryce Hall, rank the hottest in-store mannequins, rate the movies that traumatize...

This week Ben breaks down the fam's weird rules you grew up with (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵖᵃᵖᵉʳ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ) He gets exposed with a wedding dress on, reenacts the creation of the Reading Rainbow intro song, talks about the time his dad returned only mustard to the store and makes the perfect 3-song mixtape. Ben talks about his nickname PISS BOY, he realizes guys with canes are te...

MERCH IS SHIPPING OUT THIS WEEK On this shot Ben goes through the fam's Life Hacks that no one else knows about (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʷᵃˢʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵃʳ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃⁱⁿ?!) He realizes that the macarena is haunted, girls hiccup like they've never hiccupped before and that scones are a failed donut experiment. Later on in the pod Ben learns that he is the voice for many 90's commercials (Wonderball) and toys (BopIt) and...

MERCH AVAILABLE UNTIL MONDAY: https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop SHOW IN INDY THIS FRIDAY: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35867/performance/10691328?performanceId=10691328 This week Bennie goes through the words/phrases that the fam can't STAND (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵉˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖⁱᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵇʳᵃⁱⁿ...) he breaks down the origin story of the INDIANA LAND interview and explains why it's LOUD GUY SUMMER. Ben rea...

AYO ESPRESSHOES! on this shot Ben dives into the Fam's everyday super powers (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶠˡᵉˣⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᵇˢ ¹⁰⁰% ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʸ) same, whoops. He talks about his colts cheerleading audition, dropping the bread during communion at church and why the vsexiest thing in the world is shuffling cards. Ben reveals is 100% honest Mount Rushmore of bands, realizes that if your dad didn't listen to Bare Naked Ladies gr...

This week Ben has TiKTok e-boy @LiamPineiro and comedian @RayHensleyComedy on the pod to breakdown the Fam's weirdest wishes (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣ ʷ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ) they roast ben's hair for 35 minutes, create the ultimate fast food meal, look through notes on each others phones, realize the best drink of all time is the juice left in DOLE fruit cups, they celebrate the creation of the biscuits that y...

FAM! the question of the week is what's the craziest thing you've ever done at work and not told anyone about (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢˡᵃᵐᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵇʸ) on this shot bennie remembers the most lit church song of all time, the way coaches talk after practice and the difference between guys and girls bathrooms. He recites actual church petitions, still can't figure out why the principal made everyone eat in...

mmhahHAha this week ben asks the fam if they were president what's something irrelevant they would make illegal ( ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ "ᶜʰᵉᵉʳˢ" ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ FOOD) ehem he talks about his phobia of random noises, zac efron's bee sting face AND changing his dad's ringtone to britney spears and it going off in the middle of a meeting. Bennie realizes he still can't read in public and agre...

holy shit this week ben asked the fam the worst thing they've ever done and not told anyone (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢʰⁱᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵃˢᵏᵉᵗ... ᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵃˢᵏᵉᵗ ʷᵉᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢʰᵒᵖ) ... Bennie talks about how monkeys 100% have a night club at the zoo, he remembers stealing everything you can in college, and the science behind acting hurt when you do something dumb. Ben remembers horrifying thoughts of writing the same thank you le...

sup? on this shot ben asked the fam their today year's old moment ⁽ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵍᵘᵐ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃʸ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵗᵒᵐᵃᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳ ⁵ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ⁾ whoops... He talks about how annoying guys with stick shifts are, he wishes he was in Chet Hanks' WHITE BOY SUMMER vid, reminisces about playing human foosball, explains his small talk addiction and talks about Mark McGwire for 39 minutes. Ben chooses DJ Drama to...

FAM! this week Ben has comedian Alex Price (@illumanti_hr_rep) on the pod to break down things guys shouldn't do anymore (like backing into parking spots ... ⁱ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ) they talk about the way Alex's therapist doesn't give a shit about about weed and why the mall is the most comforting place IN THE WORLD. They remember their most embarrassing moments, winning science fair and why McDonald...

sup? this week bennie breaks down the fam's million dollar ideas (like having subtitles in real life ... which would be good cuz ben can't hear until after 4pm eastern standard time) He talks about when his mom used to beat his ass in the middle of haircuts and having his first anxiety attack when changing the channel in front of people. Ben makes his own WHITE BOI SUMMER rules and regs, creates L...

what up espresshoes? this week ben has his son @YoungMantis2 on the pod to sort through the dumbest things the fam has ever spent money on (...like carpet skates to slide around your house) lol, ben and austin talk their most awkward moments with girls, they rank the best slang words and find out Mantis has never eaten CHERRY. The boys decide which fast food restaurant has the best dessert and fin...

FAM! on this shot Ben breaks down the cringiest things you did when you were younger (like put rocks in your mouth so your brother thinks you're cool....lol) he decides that if you and anyone else has seen the Princess Bride you immediately kiss, he creates a new olympic sport, talks about the time he almost got henna tattoos and tells a story about the held back kid who was the best kickball play...

what up espresshoes ;') it's not a religious podcast but it is this week cuz @benderjoey is back whoops Ben and Joey make fun of catholic school. They go through the Fam's guilty pleasure DM's (like eating..... toast..... lol) then they explain why they have the hardest confirmation names of all time AND the craziest shit their parents did to them when they got in trouble as kids. Ben gives Joey a...

This week the Fam sent in their near-death experiences (like getting crushed by a horse while playing redneck polo ......) lol Ben breaks down his viral self defense TikTok and realizes he's been making out with mannequins his entire life. He discovers that it's impossible to actually go skiing unless you snapped both of your collarbones and tore your meniscus, he teaches you the one word you need...

What up Fam??? On this Shot Ben has comedian @SaraPopTarts on the pod and @lol_derek_james bullies his way on the show again ...... ;) They break down the Fam's DM's of things they're supposed to like but find annoying like (like bringing bagels on roadtrips.....) they rank the most basic dog breeds, discuss how to say CRAYON and the difference between a Crayola and RoseArt kid. They invent a dess...

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS this week ben goes through the fam's celeb dm's (like dm'ing a girl from the bachelor and humping her leg every night since) it's ASH Wednesday and Ben discovers every time he got ashes growing up they looked like complete shit on his head. He reveals the truth about girls with Dance Marathon in their bios, admits he has bought a Build-A-Bear and realizes if you flirt by com...

FAM! TikTok celeb @LiamPineiro is in the studio this week! Ben and Liam go through the Fam's worst dating app experiences (like going on a date with a guy who dislocates his arm and screams bloody murder) they talk about being TikTok boys, their first ringtones, people that were in woodshop class at your high school, the rise in popularity of people pegging each other, learning how to kiss growing...

FAM! ((merch should be at your crib or it should be there in like 1 day)) on this shot half of ben's tooth fell apart and he talks about getting it yanked out of his lil dumb mouth, he analyzes the guy at your high school that always played guitar at parties, he realizes how sexy hotel towels are and his pregnant lady cravings for carrot cake 👁👁 He talks about cheating on PB with Nutella and if yo...

what up FAM?! it's OG SPRESS and this week Ben has his homie @JoeyMulinaro on the shO ;) They bring back James Benedict and Joy Mulinard for 86 news, Ben and Joey go through the fam's baggage like not showering ... ever, they break down why every guys room looks like applebee's restaurant decoration, the extreme overated-ness of bloody mary's, they lust over extreme home makeover host Ty Penningto...

MERCH IS SHIPPING SOON 🤞 it's an espresso ting eh??? this week Ben breaks down the annoying things your friends do (like sounding like a train when they eat) he remembers kids who passed out all the time, realizes that facebook moms are an actual army and creates the golden rule for shutting tf up. Ben reveals 1 of his 3 favorite rappers are and it's the most obvious thing ever, then explains the...

it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS and this week bennie goes through the fam's most irrational fears like thinking someone is going to shoot you in the head every time you stop at a red light HAHA :( He admits that he's 1000% jealous of dogs when they wear turtle necks and breaks down what is actually going on in your silverware drawer. Ben realizes every time a guy leaves his house he acts like he's going to...