Benedict Polizzi

Espresso

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

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Benedict Polizzi

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

100% F*ck No 18.11.2020

On this shot Ben breaks down The Fam's 100% F*ck no's (like clipping your toenails so loud you get evicted.....) he creates a rule for the pod aka SpressLaw. He reveals that his super power is knowing when gunshots are in songs, he realizes how hard it is to tell someone they have food on their face .... Ben discovers when your friends mom yells at you it's the most awkward moment of your life who...

shit I don't like 10.11.2020

sup? This week Ben and Comedian Ray Hensley (@RayHensleyComedy) go through the Fam's DM's about SHIT they DON'T LIKE (... like making sex sounds when you eat....) ehem... They discuss if it's okay to call a girl "dude", how often guys should use emojis and how drop dead sexy it is when dudes have 6 year old taste buds.... They breakdown the rap Ray made for a girl, discover Indian pudding then the...

weird family words 03.11.2020

sup? This week Ben breaks down the weirdest family words ... annnnnnnnd . . . e v e r y o n e has a different name for the ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿ REMOTE.........zapper, dinger, clicker, channel-channel, flicker, jesus christ lol. He knows your dads favorite song, tells the orgin story of what he called his pepè, gets educated on woobification and brings back the grossest beer commercial that you 100% forgot about...

strange addictions 27.10.2020

WOAH It's spressy boy's bday 🥳 on this shot Ben responds to DM's about the fam's strangest addictions ... like getting drunk and drinking ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿ milk......... lol He talks like Future and calls out the guy that created Mattress FIRM + makes additions to the "don't say these words" list . Bday Boy realizes you're immune to COVID if you've ever been to a CASINO, confesses his love for halloween and...

odd turn-offs 24.10.2020

This week Ben breaks down the fam's oddest turn offs like calling dogs ᵈᵒᵍᵍⁱᵉˢ ....... and saying r.i.p. lol He witnessed the human version of pigpen (from The Peanuts) (if you don't know what that is bye), explains the effect different pairs of pants has on you and realizes when guys turn 50 they create their own language, he goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😉 𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧...

worst breakups 15.10.2020

This week Ben breaks down the fam's WORST breakup stories (some are rom-coms and others are 100% psychotic). He has an intense realization that Apple Fritters, Chicken Dumplings and Cheese Curds were all named by the same exact guy lol he dives into why staying hydrated is a conspiracy theory Ben goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😉 𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤...

PYSCHO siblings pt.2 07.10.2020

on this shot Ben and comedian Derek James (@lol_derek_james) finish PSYCHO SIBLING dm’s and it turns out e v e r y o n e should be in jail. They discuss why people were passing out at hs parties, the origin of the fart bottle and they let you know if the name you call your gf makes you a simp 👀 Finally they discover your dad's 3 horseman of the apocalypse: drive thru’s, toll roads and roundabouts...

PSYCHO siblings 30.09.2020

On this shot Ben responds to DM's about the most PSYCHO things your siblings did when you were a kid ... like zipping someone up in a bean bag and throwing them down the ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿ stairs lol, he also realizes he's the most dangerous person to ever step foot on a trampoline. Ben creates a test involving ROCKY IV to find out if the person you're with is THE one, talks about how naming your car is a dea...

random famous crushes 24.09.2020

This week Ben answers DM's about random famous people you guys wanna bang, for example ABE ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿ LINCOLN and he discovers that girls with motherly qualities HiT DifFeRent ... ehem. Ben also reveals his wildcard childhood love is the ugliest person from the spice girls. He dives into how your entire flirt game is from Disney movies WHOOPS and realizes for the 17th episode in a row that he's ... th...

weirdest turn-ons 16.09.2020

girls vs. guys chewing gum | how to wear a button down | my voice never changed in puberty | what's your type? "wounded guys"

shidded on em 09.09.2020

odell beckham jr | mispronunciations - quadoba !! | hooking up w music on | grandparents day .....

weirdest hookup stories 03.09.2020

handwriting fetish | shit my dad said wrong | drake can say anything | my flirt move | god made guys in 1min |

1st time you saw a thong 27.08.2020

girls burping | did you let one? | embarrassing moments 2 | lost a snake IN THE HOUSE

most embarrassing moments 27.08.2020

fart so loud mf's wanna find me | my first crush | chase me around the playground so ik it's real | wine and sex when i get home? | tooth fairies are gross af

WAP breakdown 27.08.2020

Helium August 20-22 | Meg The Stallion = Pissed Mom | j cole NBA song | every guys addiction | the most perfect man is a dog | i want my bed chained to the wall

bald & fat (feat. comedian Ray Hensley) 27.08.2020

I like big guys | we're creepier than TikTok | the sex talk | seafood is gross (still eating it tho) | our fetishes |

the hair story 27.08.2020

I'm a new person & I look like deadpool | parents were TOUGH af | everyone has a double chin | walking on peoples backs..HUH

the most romantic man 27.08.2020

filling up a pee cup a gorgeous grandma! ordering into a mcdonald's trash can frappuccino's at work ......

psycho parents 27.08.2020

Will & Jada | post-traumatic slap disorder | dads teaching you how to drive | pharmaceutical sales reps (are always bald)

garlic aioli 27.08.2020

kanye for pres | gimme a KFC bowl so ik it's real | mom vs. dad making PBJ | colts fans | CHICKEN MARSALA

GET-A-BALL 27.08.2020

razors 4 christmas | sexiest horse ever | "your a good sleeper" - dad | always ugly af around family

o.g. spress (feat. barstool's Joey Mulinaro) 26.08.2020

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WHO'S NEXT 26.08.2020

my dad's new snore | tarzan avenue | my 10 future daughters names | i look like the chicago bull|

your dad's voicemail 24.08.2020

i get mad at the wrong stuff | bein sick | handwriting turns me on | if I was president

shaved my whole body 24.08.2020

BLM | barber shop massage? | my exorcist breath | i got beat up | stop humming

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