Swae Lee's Baby Pigs (Wildest thing You've Seen at Someones House?) 09.07.2026 1:09:40

Brb gotta hotbox a house from the underground railroad taaahaaa 😮‍💨 On this ep we learn Swae Lee has baby pigs and eating macaroni off of Tupperware lids at your weird friend's house builds character. Btw if you don't fake wash your hands in the bathroom and pretend to like ur divorced dad's fat-free tortilla chips and beans this isn't the pod for you bbygrl 💋 P.S. Kiss me everyday ------------...

Tyrese Haliburton's Achilles (Heartbreak) 25.06.2026 57:41

No we don’t get emotional when the Chainsmokers plays in our AirPods at the gym?? This weeks Q Q Q Question of the week: What’s ur REAL heartbreak? When u called off ur wedding? or when Tyrese Haliburton tore his Achilles? ehem💔 tahaaaaa ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://...

Faking A Miscarriage (Things u never told ur ex) 11.06.2026 1:12:43

You ever eat 3 dry Taco Bell cantina bowls on the side of the road with your hazard lights on? U ever lock eyes with ur gf's fully naked 73 year old dad on all fours? Me neither 👀 We try to figure out why German chocolate cake looks like baby throw up and how using Grand Theft Auto cheat codes are the only way to satisfy your girl. Oh hey we know you pee in public locker room showers just admit i...

Olive Garden Bread Bowls (Inventions) Espresso Pod 421 28.05.2026 1:09:55

Killing thousands of mad guests on Rollercoaster Tycoon and installing a functioning toilet directly into your car passenger seat? Sounds like a spress pod to me babe. We’re ending our lives over Olive Garden refusing to make garlic bread bowls and why can’t we pull up to an AMC theater to watch the super bowl? One sec i’m scheduling a robot to walk my dog at 1:30pm🦮 -----------------------------...

Seth Rogen is a bad actor (Done Pretending) | Espresso Pod 419 14.05.2026 1:32:07

Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth at the lunch table and screaming at your coworker's dog is just what happens when you finally stop pretending. We realize putting Pop-Tarts in the freezer is a crime against humanity and throwing down a five dollar bill for Little Caesars pizza is the ultimate flex. Stop acting like you don’t sneak 8 leftover donuts from your car after a first date and blast d...

answering the phone as a sex shop employee (What's Your Bit?) 30.04.2026 1:28:50

Taking football snaps underneath the lowest object possible and telling customer service reps u love them is how you commit to the bit. Stop acting like you don't spam Monster Mash seventeen times on tuchtunes at the bar while secretly pretending to be a sex shop employee on phone calls with your boys. ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod! h...

Locked In On Caitlin Clark (Hear Me Out) 16.04.2026 1:26:27

Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is strictly a business decision and how sleeping in a water bed is the ultimate flex. P.S. I'm tired of acting like circus peanuts don't absolutely slap😘 -----------------------------...

thing ur ex did that u liked? 02.04.2026 1:08:49