Benedict Polizzi

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

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Benedict Polizzi

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dumbest reason you got kicked out 01.06.2023 43:48

on this ep benny reacts to the dumb things you did to get kicked out of a place (like bringing fish sauce into a bar and asking all the people to smell it) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

your worst party foul 25.05.2023 42:32

On this episode benny reacts to worst party foul (like how your gf walked on you having 3sm) 🏁 INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY 😍 Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and rev...

your personal conspiracy theories 18.05.2023 44:09

On this episode benny reacts to your personal conspiracy theories (like how incognito mode STILL gets you) 🏁 INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY 😍 Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a...

weird stuff you did in your sleep 11.05.2023 46:39

On this episode benny reacts to the weird things you've done while sleeping (like sleep sh*tting and wiping your a$$) 🏁 INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY 😍 Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedi...

your "i'm not him" moment 04.05.2023 43:20

On this episode benny reacts to your "i'm not him" moment (like a rapper who forgot how to rap) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@esp...

what's your hear me out? 27.04.2023 55:28

On this episode benny and derek reacts to the your guys' hear me out (like pasta is not THAT good) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Su...

things you pretended to like for your bf/gf 20.04.2023 46:21

On this episode benny reacts to the things you pretended to like for your bf/gf (like his yellow front teeth) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=Lau...

insults you'll never forget 13.04.2023 48:19

On this episode benny reacts to the insults that you'll never forget (like being called chicken nugget) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBost...

what's the pettiest thing you've done? 06.04.2023 38:28

On this episode benny reacts to the pettiest things you've ever done (like WACKING off in a roommate's shampoo bottle) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/7103c957-393b-4e13-a58a-cb2b21082f5d/fe90f238-dd0b-4177-a490-91bacbb9d65d/Benedict_Polizzi/Albany_Funny_Bone Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-4...

the dumbest thing your pet did 30.03.2023 51:29

On this episode benny reacts to the most dumbest, funniest, and wildest thing that your pet did (like ripping farts like little trumpets) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDeta... Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d... Boston, MA Thurs 5/4 https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston...

immature things you'll never stop doing 23.03.2023 48:28

On this episode benny reacts to the immature things you will continue doing (like kissing the homies) 🎟️ 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Kansas City, MO TONIGHT 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b082... Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 https://albany.funnybone.com/ShowDeta... Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d... Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615? S...

opinions you get HATE for pt2 16.03.2023 42:35

HAD TO RUN IT BACK! On this episode benny reacts to your opinions that you get HATE for (like BRUNCH is the worst thing) 🎟️ 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improv Albany, NY Thu...

opinions you get HATE for 09.03.2023 42:02

On this episode benny reacts to your opinions that you get HATE for (like not caring about other people's pronouns) 🎟️ 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improv Albany, NY Thurs 4/...

what DIDN'T your parents let you do? 02.03.2023 41:52

On this episode benny reacts to the things your parents didn't allow you to do (like watch a racoon get blown) 🎟️ 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improv Albany, NY Thurs 4/6 htt...

what was your first car & what was wrong with it? 23.02.2023 50:02

On this episode benny reacts to your first car stories and the reasons why it was a piece of sh*t (like banging it up with a hammer just to start) 🎟️ 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Ontario, CA Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ Kansas City, MO Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_C...

Benny's Love Advice 16.02.2023 37:02

On this episode benny reacts to your love problems (like your girl is not letting you fart in front of her) 🎟️ 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Ontario Improv Thurs 3/16 https://improv.com/ontario/comic/benedict+polizzi/ Kansas City Improv Thurs 3/23 https://improvkc.com/ShowDetails/b0822311-7337-417d-b373-e6f378a41b9d/3ef90ddd-e238-427f-bd95-e028af25d0dc/Benedict__Polizzi/Kansas_City_Improv Albany Funny Bone Thurs...

whats your college confession? 09.02.2023 35:48

On this episode benny reacts to your college confessions (like stealing footballs from the locker room) 💋𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗽𝘀 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwJEupKLP-c3i3h8BAq18hQ 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4...

whats your ACTUAL dream job? 02.02.2023 39:13

On this episode benny reacts to your ACTUAL real dream job! (like being a zamboni driver) 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4dMrpfGxYPGZsUJ1Csf 🔸𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 https://www.cameo.com/benedictpolizzi?utm_campaign=profile_sh...

your wildest intrusive thought pt.2 26.01.2023 40:55

WE HAD TO RUN IT BACK! On this episode benny reacts to the wildest and most intrusive thoughts you had part 2! (like wheel borrowing a dog) 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4dMrpfGxYPGZsUJ1Csf 🔸𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 https://www...

your wildest intrusive thought? 19.01.2023 44:04

On this episode benny reacts to the wildest and intrusive thoughts you had (like stealing a cop's gun) 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4dMrpfGxYPGZsUJ1Csf 🔸𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 https://www.cameo.com/benedictpolizzi?utm_campai...

toxic trait you're keeping in 2023 12.01.2023 36:00

On this episode benny reacts to the toxic traits you would keep this 2023 (like nutting in all your h*es) 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4dMrpfGxYPGZsUJ1Csf 🔸𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 https://www.cameo.com/benedictpolizzi?utm_cam...

whats your age and thing you can't do? 05.01.2023 46:25

🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4dMrpfGxYPGZsUJ1Csf 🔸𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 https://www.cameo.com/benedictpolizzi?utm_campaign=profile_share 🔹𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸 https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m 🔸𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 https://www.i...

what sh*t should stay in 2022? 29.12.2022 37:28

On this episode benny reacts to the things that should stay in 2022 (like EXTREME horniness on the internet) 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4dMrpfGxYPGZsUJ1Csf 🔸𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 https://www.cameo.com/benedictpolizzi?utm_...

what do you hate about christmas? 22.12.2022 35:01

BUY DETROIT HOUSE OF COMEDY TIX FOR TONIGHT(𝟭𝟮/𝟮𝟮) https://dettickets.houseofcomedy.net/event/benedict-polizzixFIl4hV On this episode benny reacts to the things that you hate about the holidays (like small talking with relatives) 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id151...

the greatest lie you ever told (ft. Casey) 15.12.2022 57:16

🎟 𝗕𝗨𝗬 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗜𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗦 https://dettickets.houseofcomedy.net/event/benedict-polizzixFIl4hV On this episode benny with casey from fboy island reacts to your greatest lies (like telling people you speak spanish) 🔥𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id...