Benedict Polizzi

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice

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Benedict Polizzi

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crimes you never got caught for 19.10.2023 1:20:21

on this ep benny reacts to the crimes you committed but never got caught for (like stealing 12 turtle eggs) Support Benny (get bonus content and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

things you should get cancelled for 05.10.2023 1:05:53

on this ep benny reacts to the things you should get canceled for (like having a farm in your apartment) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

what's your rattiest day? 21.09.2023 1:22:58

on this ep benny reacts to the most rattiest day you guys have done 🎟️ BENNY '𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Sept 19 Hollywood, CA https://www.tixr.com/groups/laughfactoryhw/events/tuesday-all-star-comedy-79464 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

what's so wrong but feels so right? 14.09.2023 1:49:42

on this ep benny is BACK and UNGROUNDED!! and reacts to the things that are sooo wrong but feels so right (like snatching 8 donuts and eating them in the bathroom) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

BEST OF ESPRESSO therapy session 07.09.2023 45:00

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode benny gives his advice on some f*cked up situations 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

BEST OF ESPRESSO BENNY AND JOEY ARE REUNITING??? 31.08.2023 1:09:05

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Benny and Joey talk babies, how annoying TV people are and BRETT FAVRE 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

BEST OF ESPRESSO your wildest intrusive thought 24.08.2023 44:08

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode benny reacts to the wildest and intrusive thoughts you had (like stealing a cop's gun) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

BEST OF ESPRESSO what's your baggage? 17.08.2023 1:06:49

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what are the things you should be evicted for? (like bringing home a STOP SIGN) then Ben realized girls destroy more stuff than guys and reveals he is accepting applications for his love life (by sending photos of your toes) Links (FOR TRANSISTOR) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a ra...

BEST OF ESPRESSO things you should be evicted for 10.08.2023 35:06

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what are the things you should be evicted for? (like bringing home a STOP SIGN) then Ben realized girls destroy more stuff than guys and reveals he is accepting applications for his love life (by sending photos of your toes) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔...

BEST OF ESPRESSO the most romantic man 03.08.2023 1:07:49

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO shot Ben talked about pee cup, gorgeous grandma! mcdonald's trash can, work frappuccino 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

BEST OF ESPRESSO worst names 27.07.2023 35:57

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO shot Ben & comedians @RayHensleyComedy and @lol_derek_james bring back the segment DRIPPIN OR TRIPPIN and talk about the hottest animals they've ever seen. All 3 of them reveal their Sixth Sense and FINALLY figure out how to defeat movie quote guy. They breakdown the worst full names, the dumbest young kid names and realize the name DEREK sounds like a sneeze, car wrec...

BEST OF ESPRESSO Your Biggest Mistake You Couldn't Admit 20.07.2023 1:04:22

on this BEST OF ESPRESSO ep benny has @joey_mulinaro on to discuss the biggest mistake you've made but didn't want to admit (like putting a booger on the tip of your nose) Links (FOR TRANSISTOR) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

i answer all your questions 13.07.2023 49:12

on this ep benny answers all the crazy questions you ask about him (like was FBOY ISLAND scripted?) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

worst punishment your parents gave you? 06.07.2023 40:16

on this ep benny reacts to craziest punishments your parents gave you growing up (like making you eat cigarettes) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

what's your canon event? 30.06.2023 44:16

on this ep benny reacts to the events in your life that needed to happen (like your dad seeing you mast*rbating) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

what's driving you crazy? 22.06.2023 50:42

on this ep benny reacts to the things that piss you off (like hating on rented scooters) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

how did you almost die? 15.06.2023 49:51

on this ep benny reacts to the times that you almost died (like almost dying in a pool chicken fight) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

what's your beige flag? 08.06.2023 34:36

on this ep benny reacts to your beige flags in a relationship (like watcing Anime) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

dumbest reason you got kicked out 01.06.2023 43:48

on this ep benny reacts to the dumb things you did to get kicked out of a place (like bringing fish sauce into a bar and asking all the people to smell it) 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317

your worst party foul 25.05.2023 42:32

On this episode benny reacts to worst party foul (like how your gf walked on you having 3sm) 🏁 INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY 😍 Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and rev...

your personal conspiracy theories 18.05.2023 44:09

On this episode benny reacts to your personal conspiracy theories (like how incognito mode STILL gets you) 🏁 INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY 😍 Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a...

weird stuff you did in your sleep 11.05.2023 46:39

On this episode benny reacts to the weird things you've done while sleeping (like sleep sh*tting and wiping your a$$) 🏁 INDIANALAND 500 DAY PARTY Indianapolis, IN 5/27 (Day before INDY500) Noon-4 @ Tin Roof FREE ENTRY 😍 Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedi...

your "i'm not him" moment 04.05.2023 43:20

On this episode benny reacts to your "i'm not him" moment (like a rapper who forgot how to rap) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Support Benny (get an extra episode and LIVE STREAM every Sunday!) 🔒𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@esp...

what's your hear me out? 27.04.2023 55:28

On this episode benny and derek reacts to the your guys' hear me out (like pasta is not THAT good) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=LaughBoston Su...

things you pretended to like for your bf/gf 20.04.2023 46:21

On this episode benny reacts to the things you pretended to like for your bf/gf (like his yellow front teeth) 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Tampa, FL Thurs 4/27 https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/d8ced7f0-fb31-41ba-86c6-14ef820cde86/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Benedict_Polizzi/Tampa_Improv Boston, MA Thurs 5/4https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Benedict-Polizzi-800pm/532615?afflky=Lau...