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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

Comedy EN ↓ 512 episodes

Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: soundcloud.com

Author

ESN Network

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

soundcloud.com

Latest episode

Sep 29, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.016 : The 11th Decision Episode 18.04.2017

In this episode we discuss: • What we'd do if we caught our future Father-In-Law having 'extra curricular' activity. • If we'd have extra curricular activity with an 'Aunty'. • What effect, if any, our women's period has on us. • The idea of exchanging sex in exchange for accommodation. • What the role of the man is in a modern day relationship & if he should be the bread winner Connect with us at...

ESN #2.015 : The Successfully Humble Episode 11.04.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If men can deal with being less 'successful' than their partners • Mel B's break up and the fall out from that involving alleged DV • The backlash from Kendrick Lamar's #Humble video about his comments & portrayal of Black Women • If the political party that you grow up under has an influence in your life • Whether taking a child out of school during school term shoul...

ESN #2.014 : The Life & Death Episode 04.04.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Tattoos & regrets • Children's names, traits & eating habits • The issues with baby care • The importance of Africans keeping their OWN names, culture & language • Discussing death with family • The difference in the conversation between single Fathers & single Mothers • If you can love someone you repeatedly cheat on? • How would you feel if your partner got someone...

ESN #2.013 : The Reverse Revolution Episode 28.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If good guys really do come last • The UK authorities punishing parents for leaving 15 year olds alone • #BigGuyTwitter, #BigThighTwitter & #SlimGirlTwitter • Praising unhealthy body shapes • Drake's new album • UK vs US Twitter rap fan beef featuring Skepta & Giggs Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts...

ESN #2.012 : The Shame Episode 21.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Simple Simon's despair at his Caribbean takeaway • If it's a problem for your partner to look at another man • What to do if your partner tests your faithfulness • If young men and young women have different roles picking sexual partners • Would you ask someone how many sexual partners they have had? • The 'C' word and why it's often seen as out of bounds • What film...

ESN #2.011 : The International Womens Episode 14.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Mr Wolf's comments on International Womens Day • Simple Simon's comments on bathing babies • Wahala's comments on men raising babies • Stavros' comments on domestic abuse • Samuel L. Jackson's comments on British actors playing African American roles • Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's comments on Trans People • Our comments on Trans Race • What a man should do if one of his...

ESN #2.010 : The Liars and Deceivers Episode 07.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Recording podcasts from overseas with Big Stav in Miami • Arsenal Fan TV and the plight of Arsenal fans • If the way one speaks has any indications to their intelligence? • If Tribal Marks are out dated & child abuse in the modern world? • If Grandparents become different people when their grandchildren is born? • If playing music with swearing in front of your young...

ESN #2.009 : The Grime Time Episode 28.02.2017

In this episode we discuss: • The 11 commandment - Thou shall not cheat on thy barber. • Stormzy's new album, the full fledged backing of UK artists to promote it and the best Grime artist. • If it's chivalrous to 'lend' a woman your shoes whilst you walk bare foot or a nonsense • Best restaurants experience & worldwide recommendations • Whether it's scary to meet the parents of the new girlfriend...

ESN #2.009 : The Grime Time Episode (Bonus Cut) 28.02.2017

Bonus outtake from episode 9 of ESN. On the full episode (2.009) we discuss: • The 11 commandment; Thou shall not cheat on thy barber. • Stormzy's new album, the full fledged backing of UK artists to promote it and the best Grime artist. • If it's chivalrous to 'lend' a woman your shoes whilst you walk bare foot or a nonsense • Best restaurants experience & worldwide recommendations • Whether it's...

ESN #2.008 : The Emoji Etiquette Episode 19.02.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If the ESN podcast was a boyband, who would be the lead singer and who would go solo • The #HurtBae video, if we've ever been hurt before and how that affected our future relationships • Uncles! The rules and uniform for being an Uncle • How would you act if you found out your Dad wasn't your biological Father • What we think of the Roots remake, should people make re...

ESN #2.007 : The InstaSnapChat Business Episode (Feat. Sheun of Endless Promotions) 14.02.2017

In this episode we discuss: • How long monthly divorce payments should last • If £5,000,000 or Nigerian food is more important to life • Madonna adopting two more children from Malawi • If you could deal with your partner having sex scenes in movies • Gay people supporting Countries where they don't support Gay people • If removing a condom during consensual sex is rape Connect with us at & send y...

ESN #2.006 : The Plantation Episode 07.02.2017

The ESN boys are back with another episode! This week wasn't the most eventful one for news so they decided to take it back to when they just had a conversation with a live microphone. In this episode we discuss: • How ESN got started and if it is actually the first Black British podcast • The times that dark skinned people were shunned and when that changed • If any of the guys would date a White...

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