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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.029 : The Ex Side Chick Episode 18.07.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If it's right to call a woman you've only had sexual relations with, an 'Ex' • If a female Co-D is essentially a Side Chick • How we'd react if our girlfriend told us we were not the best she ever had • If we'd be ok with our girlfriend still being good friends with someone they had slept with in the past. • Mayweather v McGregor Press conferences • If there needs to...

ESN #2.028 : The Sex, Drugs & 4:44 Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 11.07.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Comedians dating each other • Sarcasm • Gambling • The first time having sex without a condom • Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's recent online issues • How it's 'once a stripper, always a stripper' • If we could be happy with someone that was with us primarily for the finance • Jay-Z's 4:44 album and transitioning as an artist • Beyonce & JAY-Z's private business on re...

ESN #2.027 : The Viral Apology Episode 04.07.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If, going by Sister Souljah's definition, there are any good White people • If public apologies for racial remarks can be genuine and if they could/should be accepted • If one can you make racist remark and not be a racist • Edson Da Costa, killed by police & the following micro riots that ensued • The parliament vote on increasing the wage increase cap on public serv...

ESN #2.026 : The Triggered Episode (Feat. Miss Tee) 27.06.2017

In this episode we discuss: • People who troll online and people who respond to them • Black Men rebuking Black Women • The age of apathy • The lack of togetherness in the Black community • Shadeism around the world • Islam, Moderate Muslims and what face the faith takes in different countries • What one must do to be a Christian • What choice people have in the religion they follow • If Black wom...

ESN #2.025 : The Aggressive Inferno Episode 20.06.2017

In this episode we discuss: • The dreadful Grenfell Tower fires • Why Theresa May is hated right now • Why we feel the climate in the UK is tittering towards something dangerous • Bill Cosby's sexual assault mistrial • The pros and cons of taking a financial settlement after accusing someone of rape • Tory Lanez spending $35,000 in a store that he believed he was being profiled in to prove he has...

ESN #2.024 : The Snap, Slut & Pop Episode 13.06.2017

In this episode we discuss: • 62 year old Jermaine Jackson dating 23 year young Maday Velázquez • A situation involving a Son's girlfriend that we'd prefer you hear than read • The pros and cons of smacking Children • Nigerian style punishments • If its productive or counter-productive for a child to fear their elders • What real snitching is • May, Corbyn and The UK General Election • Amber Rose'...

ESN #2.023 : The Social Perception Episode 06.06.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Cock blocking • What we feel people's impressions of us are • What a Sweetboy is • Captain Maxwell Mahama's death via Jungle Justice • Sharing violence on social media • Are we more comfortable with consuming negative or positive displays in media nowadays • Are we dismissive of positivity displayed on social media • Do women have more or less role models in the media...

ESN #2.022 : The 22nd Conspiracy Episode 30.05.2017

In this episode we discuss: • The tragic bombing in Manchester • The '22nd' Conspiracy Theory • The UK General Election • The reasons for and against voting • Why male rappers are dressing like women • Skepta's recent reveal that he wears women's clothes • The influx of drug use in contemporary rap and it's effects • What's worse, weave or makeup • If beards are the male counter to makeup Connect...

ESN #2.021 : The Black Males Matter Episode 23.05.2017

In this episode we discuss: • J Hus' new album • The best rap storytellers • Nearly being caught in the act of di ting • If we'd date someone who was physically stronger than us • What women should, and actually do, when men are in potentially dangerous situations • Women being assaulted on public transport & female only carriages on trains • Good men not being praised enough • If men that cheat c...

ESN #2.020 : The Stoosh To Whore Episode (Feat. Yvette from On The Low podcast) 16.05.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Is respect lost after having sex quickly? • Is sex just for procreation or for fun too? • Sex faces. Nice to look at or Demonic? • At what age are men seen as over the hill for a prime woman? • If it's hard for beautiful women to find good men • Is the move from companies to offer women free egg freezing as part of incentive package great or condescending? • Is it alr...

ESN #2.019 : The Mansplaining Episode 09.05.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Sexual connotations in old children's TV shows • The roles we wouldn't take in a movie for fear of letting the team down • What we envy in others • Men hating other men • Modern day feminism and the impact social media has had on it • If Feminists are men haters • What we'd gift to our children, a paid for higher education, a deposit for a house or bountiful holidays...

ESN #2.018 : The Arsenal Glass Jaw Episode (Feat. Topsy Riches & Yomss) 02.05.2017

In this episode we discuss: • The power shift in North London football from Arsenal to Spurs this season • Which teams will finish top 4 in the Premier League • Oluwafemi Olaseni, aka Anthony Joshua and his win against Wladimir Klitschko • The youngest acceptable age a man can date, sex or wife a woman if he is 41 • What to do if a girl you were really, really feeling told you they slept with one...

ESN #2.017 : The Labour Can't Get It Up Episode 25.04.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If you should say thank you to your partner after good sex • The issue of not 'rising' to the occasion • Whose at fault for bad sex • If it's a problem for the woman to always take the biggest piece of meat • If saying "You're pretty for a white girl" is comparable to "You're pretty for a dark skin girl" • Teresa May calling an early general election • If Labour capab...

ESN #2.016 : The 11th Decision Episode 18.04.2017

In this episode we discuss: • What we'd do if we caught our future Father-In-Law having 'extra curricular' activity. • If we'd have extra curricular activity with an 'Aunty'. • What effect, if any, our women's period has on us. • The idea of exchanging sex in exchange for accommodation. • What the role of the man is in a modern day relationship & if he should be the bread winner Connect with us at...

ESN #2.015 : The Successfully Humble Episode 11.04.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If men can deal with being less 'successful' than their partners • Mel B's break up and the fall out from that involving alleged DV • The backlash from Kendrick Lamar's #Humble video about his comments & portrayal of Black Women • If the political party that you grow up under has an influence in your life • Whether taking a child out of school during school term shoul...

ESN #2.014 : The Life & Death Episode 04.04.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Tattoos & regrets • Children's names, traits & eating habits • The issues with baby care • The importance of Africans keeping their OWN names, culture & language • Discussing death with family • The difference in the conversation between single Fathers & single Mothers • If you can love someone you repeatedly cheat on? • How would you feel if your partner got someone...

ESN #2.013 : The Reverse Revolution Episode 28.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If good guys really do come last • The UK authorities punishing parents for leaving 15 year olds alone • #BigGuyTwitter, #BigThighTwitter & #SlimGirlTwitter • Praising unhealthy body shapes • Drake's new album • UK vs US Twitter rap fan beef featuring Skepta & Giggs Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts...

ESN #2.012 : The Shame Episode 21.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Simple Simon's despair at his Caribbean takeaway • If it's a problem for your partner to look at another man • What to do if your partner tests your faithfulness • If young men and young women have different roles picking sexual partners • Would you ask someone how many sexual partners they have had? • The 'C' word and why it's often seen as out of bounds • What film...

ESN #2.011 : The International Womens Episode 14.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Mr Wolf's comments on International Womens Day • Simple Simon's comments on bathing babies • Wahala's comments on men raising babies • Stavros' comments on domestic abuse • Samuel L. Jackson's comments on British actors playing African American roles • Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's comments on Trans People • Our comments on Trans Race • What a man should do if one of his...

ESN #2.010 : The Liars and Deceivers Episode 07.03.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Recording podcasts from overseas with Big Stav in Miami • Arsenal Fan TV and the plight of Arsenal fans • If the way one speaks has any indications to their intelligence? • If Tribal Marks are out dated & child abuse in the modern world? • If Grandparents become different people when their grandchildren is born? • If playing music with swearing in front of your young...

ESN #2.009 : The Grime Time Episode 28.02.2017

In this episode we discuss: • The 11 commandment - Thou shall not cheat on thy barber. • Stormzy's new album, the full fledged backing of UK artists to promote it and the best Grime artist. • If it's chivalrous to 'lend' a woman your shoes whilst you walk bare foot or a nonsense • Best restaurants experience & worldwide recommendations • Whether it's scary to meet the parents of the new girlfriend...

ESN #2.009 : The Grime Time Episode (Bonus Cut) 28.02.2017

Bonus outtake from episode 9 of ESN. On the full episode (2.009) we discuss: • The 11 commandment; Thou shall not cheat on thy barber. • Stormzy's new album, the full fledged backing of UK artists to promote it and the best Grime artist. • If it's chivalrous to 'lend' a woman your shoes whilst you walk bare foot or a nonsense • Best restaurants experience & worldwide recommendations • Whether it's...

ESN #2.008 : The Emoji Etiquette Episode 19.02.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If the ESN podcast was a boyband, who would be the lead singer and who would go solo • The #HurtBae video, if we've ever been hurt before and how that affected our future relationships • Uncles! The rules and uniform for being an Uncle • How would you act if you found out your Dad wasn't your biological Father • What we think of the Roots remake, should people make re...

ESN #2.007 : The InstaSnapChat Business Episode (Feat. Sheun of Endless Promotions) 14.02.2017

In this episode we discuss: • How long monthly divorce payments should last • If £5,000,000 or Nigerian food is more important to life • Madonna adopting two more children from Malawi • If you could deal with your partner having sex scenes in movies • Gay people supporting Countries where they don't support Gay people • If removing a condom during consensual sex is rape Connect with us at & send y...

ESN #2.006 : The Plantation Episode 07.02.2017

The ESN boys are back with another episode! This week wasn't the most eventful one for news so they decided to take it back to when they just had a conversation with a live microphone. In this episode we discuss: • How ESN got started and if it is actually the first Black British podcast • The times that dark skinned people were shunned and when that changed • If any of the guys would date a White...

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