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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.053 : The New Year, Same Ego Episode 02.01.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Festive illnesses • Seeing an ex girlfriend with a new girlfriend & vice versa • Stavros telling his Ex's they will never get a better man than him • How to help men having issues with their confidence • Stavros' ego v Stavros' self doubt • How we can do better and be better as individuals and as a group • In what aspects we're flopping individually and the issues we...

ESN #2.052 (The B Side) : The Drunk & Tired Episode 29.12.2017

This is The B Side of our two part Christmas special In this episode we discuss: • Drunk stories • Rio Stories • Falling for strippers • Mr Wolf's views on The Lottery Situation • Charles Barkley's $1 million pledge to Black women with a caveat • Straight men getting married to each other for tax break • Inheritance talk • Apple iPhone slow down • UFOs • Disney acquiring Fox • Best superhero films...

ESN #2.052 (The A Side) : The Money Changes Everything Episode 26.12.2017

This is Side A of our two part Christmas special. Look out for Side B later on this week. In this episode we discuss: • Star Wars : The Force Awakens review • Work Christmas partying while Black • The fallacy of the term 'I don't judge' • The Spac Nation Church & the balaclava sermon/grime session • R.I.P Combat Jack • Joe Budden leaving Everyday Struggle and joining Revolt? • Do men want to watch...

ESN #2.051 : The Insecure Gossip Episode 19.12.2017

In this episode we discuss: • How well Ghanaians are doing in entertainment • Black Thought's 10 minutes Funk Flex freestyle • Eminem's 'Revival' and N.E.R.D's 'No_One Ever Really Dies' albums • Wu-Tang's rapping order • If Method Man puts more effort into rap or acting • Nigerian restaurant sagas • KFC shop sagas • Sickle Cell and giving blood (SickleKan blood drive) • Car incidents and not going...

ESN #2.050 : The Agony Uncle Episode 12.12.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Taking on the bad traits of those one hangs around • Being the 'good friend' that a girlfriend is happy her partner go out with • Partying like we're in our 20s • Chance meeting with fellow UK podcasters from The Not Everyday Podcast • Black Women going gym • What we're too old to do now • Stereotypical Black footballer uniforms • Which is the one drug we'd take if we...

ESN #2.049 : The Bad Singers & Absent Fathers Episode (Feat. MadCat) 05.12.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Gay hating Bashment music • Dancehall / Bashment / Ragga artists banned from the UK • What people slow dance and grind to in clubs these days • Listening to old school lyrics with adult ears • Michael Jackson owning The Beatles, Destiny's Child & Eminem's publishing • Dancehall Battle • DSTKRT venue closing down • Putting a partner or a parent first • Denzel Washingto...

ESN #2.048 : The Patriarchal Fairy Tales Episode 28.11.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Harassment from airport immigration officers • Nigerian v British Passports • 15 year old Terrell Decosta Jones-Burton's servere injuries by police during being detained for suspected mobile phone theft • Corrupt police in general • Which children's stories have underlying aspect of sexism and racism • Black women fighting battles for other fractions/communities befor...

ESN #2.047 : The Goddamn 47th Episode (Feat. MadCat of Occasion Angel) 21.11.2017

In this episode we discuss: • What it's like for MadCat to live with Stav • Stav finally fixing the shower! • The What The Health documentary • Wahala reducing his meat intake due to watching the film • The Coup of Mugabe in Zimbabwe • African leaders staying in power for too long • If a woman should leave her husband if there was a coup and he had been taken hostage? • If Serena or Venus looked b...

ESN #2.046 : The Sin of 10 Jaffa Cakes Episode 14.11.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Wahala being a spoilsport & control freak • Former MP, Priti Patel's dodgy holiday • Tory Backbenchers looking to snake Theresa May • Why the rich want Brexit • More conspiracy theories • How South Africa has changed since the end of apartheid • The worst thing would we'd do for 1 million pounds • If successful artists who have had tragic beginnings would change their...

ESN #2.045: The Windowsill Episode 07.11.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Crack Heads • Best way to get robbed • Vicious dogs • Kevin Spacey being a sexual predator • #Windowsillgate • The one time in band camp when Stav got drunk • If responsibilities ruin lives • Dogging & sex in public places • Tyrese and his family/mental issues • Losing touch with close friends and how that happens • Conspiracy theories Connect with us at & send your q...

ESN #2.044: The Romantic Bushmen Episode 31.10.2017

In this episode we discuss: • String vest appreciation • The Armenians stealing prosperous Blacks • Stress management • African hospitality • The many personalities of Stavros • Dj Envy's shenanigans • What are Gay tendencies • The proliferation of sliders • The definition of a Cougar • Outrageously romantic mandem • Work husbands & wives • Who actually runs the household • The way of the woo • Wo...

ESN #2.043: The Vindication Episode 24.10.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Disappearing Suya spots • If you can be pro Black and not want to eat African food • The fine art of haggling (pricing market) • Being mistaken for a Jamaican • The criteria of 'preference' • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal (recent update) • Who is looking after the sisters • Men holding men responsible when appropriate • Displays of Uncle behaviour • Stav's...

ESN #2.042 : The As A Farda Episode 17.10.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Our favourite Michael Jackson songs • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal • Casting Couch culture • If sexual assault come from being in positions of power • Men mentioning daughters when denouncing sexual misconduct • British rappers moving up to another level • Eminem vs Black Thought • Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson vs 'Baby Boy' Tyrese Gibson • Holiday anecdotes...

ESN #2.041 : The That's My Sister Episode 11.10.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Stavros and Wahala arguing constantly • Nigerian Independence • If Nigeria has a culture of corruption • Nigerians that are doing well throughout diaspora • If we'd prefer to have a virgin or experienced wife • If we want our women to be desirable to other men • If we'd date a close family friend who you would refer to as a cousin • Asking to date one of your friend's...

ESN #2.040 : The 7 Year Itch Episode 03.10.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Our 7 year anniversary in the podcast game • Using feminine terms to describe men in a bad light • The difference between alpha and beta men • Wizkid's concert & Redux video • Akon's Africanness • If our podcast is too Black • Obama & the rise of the Right Wing • Las Vegas Shooting • Gun control • Dizzee Rascal v Wiley • Stormzy's new mini movie and him becoming the v...

ESN #2.039: The Society & Culture Episode 26.09.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Famalam, the new all Black comedy show on the BBC • Trump vs Kim Jun-un and their childish back & forth • Emmys' so white • Issa Rae Supporting Blacks, just because they Blacks • Our favourite opening scene in a film • Kevin Hart supposedly cheating actually being a victim of rape • Piers Morgan's questioning of White people singing the N word • What we'd do if a man...

ESN #2.038 : The Shut Out Network Episode 19.09.2017

In this episode we discuss: • If Micheal Jackson is disrespectful • How much sex you should be having in a relationship • If you can say no to sex when your partner asks • What we'd do if our partner destroys something dear to us • Rihanna's 'Fenty' make-up line and how its popularity is changing the make-up industry • The issues going on over at the Shout Out Network • If making money would affec...

ESN #2.037 : The Prosperous Progeny Episode 12.09.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Songs that sound better at live events than on the radio • Top 5 crackhead music artists • Celebs we think are good looking that the masses won't • Celebs that used to look good that are busted now • Why Shabba Ranx & Whoopie Goldberg classed as ugly • J Hus' Ex getting dragged over the internet • How people get famous from social media • If beauty is a talent or a gi...

ESN #2.036 : The Party Hard Episode 05.09.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Michael Jackson's birthday and his child abuse allegations • If we'd be happy letting a Kardashian look after our children • Dating a Kardashian versus going to jail • Amber v Kim • Kanye v Beanie Sigel • Every man being able to relate to Kanye West's 808 & Heartbreak • Premier league transfer deadline day • Learning new things just to have better luck with the opposi...

ESN #2.035 : The Angelic Nastiness Episode 29.08.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Trick questions and trick question TV shows • Which other member of the pod we'd prefer deliver our baby • The effect an older sibling has on their youngers • Dr Sebi • Johnson & Johnson's legal problem involving Ovarian Cancer • 400 million for cancer or 1.1 million for herpes? • People in the States purposely catching HIV • Standing by your partner after they've com...

ESN #2.034 : The Alt-Right Pussy Episode 22.08.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Getting the lyrics to songs wrong • Hip-Hop Karaoke • Terroll Lewis and Nakita Johnson's relationship drama • If relationships should be displayed on social media • Exposing problems in relationships online when the relationship is over • Kim Kardashian defending Jeffree Star • Defending your woman online • The Charlottesville protests and violence and Trump's respons...

ESN #2.033 : The Watch The Throne Episode 15.08.2017

In this episode we discuss: • TV & Sport spoilers • Game Of Thrones • How much time it takes to watch all the programmes we like these days • If our women would have a problem with us going through Instagram pictures of buff women • How much we feel our women watch their mouths to protect our ego • If women should stroke their man's ego • Whose ego is more important, men or women • If our woman wa...

ESN #2.032 : The Amir Khan-Dashian Episode 08.08.2017

In this episode we discuss: • The rise of acid attacks in London • The Shout Out Live podcast festival • Amir Khan's online domestic with his 'soon to be Ex Wife' Faryal Makhdoom & his accusations Anthony Joshua slept with her • Usher's increasing herpes body-count including a man • Bobby Valentino running from a transgender prostitute without paying • If Transgenders should tell prospective sexua...

ESN #2.031 : The Afro Division Episode 01.08.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Using the film The Champ as punishment for children • Our dislike of surprise Parties • Having a fivesome offered by your partner • Self made sex tapes • Wale spraying money on his one year old daughter • The subtle and subversive split between African American's & Africans in America • What Americans expect of Africa • The problems with the movie Coming To America •...

ESN #2.030 : The Cult Of STDs Episode 25.07.2017

In this episode we discuss: • Usher paying off his herpes victim • STDs / STIs • If there should be paid punishment for knowingly passing on STDs • 90 Day Fiancé • Prenups: To sign or not to sign • Parents making their child demand prenup from their partner to be • R. Kelly's issues with women, young, naive & trapped • OJ getting parole • GoT Producers new programme set in a world the Confederates...

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