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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.101 : The To This Day Episode (Feat. Not Everyday Podcast) 04.12.2018

In this episode we welcome guests Wavey, Kim And D of 'Not Everyday Podcast' podcast and discuss: • Deontay Wilder v Tyson Fury Boxing Match • Black people who play dumb around White people • Cooning at work • Women having or not having each other's backs at work • Michelle Obama initially refusing Barack Obama's advances due to them being the only Blacks in the Village (Law Firm) • Juelz Santana...

ESN #2.100 : The Semantics Episode 27.11.2018

In this episode we discuss: • What makes one great • Celine Dion's Gender Neutral clothing line for infants and children • The Satanic Temple's suing Netflix for copyright infringement of its Goat Headed statue • Mother suing school for indoctrination of child pupil because of planned school 'Pride' event • What's acceptable to teach primary school children • Missionary killed attempting to spread...

ESN #2.099 : The Piss Take Episode 20.11.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Leikeli47 & Burna Boy • Wetting the bed as an adult • Bedtime toilet habits • Lewis Hamilton’s comments on F1 & ‘poor’ countries • The poverty state of India • Mixed race people picking a side • Relating to Black sports stars • Burying parents • How we want to be buried • Our fallen soilders • Stan Lee’s death • Father & Daughter relationship • Michelle Williams & Cha...

ESN #2.098 : The Forgive Us Ghana Episode (Feat. Rejoice) 13.11.2018

In this episode we welcome guest Rejoice and discuss: • Blitter, the Black social media network • Why we banter (bully) Ghanaians • White women making themselves look racially ambiguous • Missing out on Michelle Obama & Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie talk • Negative views on Michelle Obama by proxy of Barack Obama • Cutting off the partner of a family member you have an issue with • Black women going bo...

ESN #2.097 : The Media Is Social Episode 06.11.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Women getting free haircuts from male barbers • Leaving a partner for weight gain • The difference between men and women in regards to contentment • What’s important in ones life • David Dein’s football criminal reform initiative • The exploits of #FraudBae • When ‘viral’ situations started becoming viral • Shaku On The Beat woman and My Ye Is Different man • Navigati...

ESN #2.096 : The Pretty Petty Pastor Episode 30.10.2018

In this episode we discuss: • The last episode without Stav • Who the funniest on the podcast is • 50 Cent buying 200 tickets to a Ja Rule show to make sure they're empty • Times we were petty • Our views on 'Joint Enterprise' laws • Snitching or not snitching • If DJ Vlad is a fed • The cancellations of Luke Cage & Iron Fist on Netflix • Trapmash song and the SPAC Nation church it came from • The...

ESN #2.095 : The Be A Man Peace Episode 23.10.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Adeyemi Micheal's short film about his mother • Social media in the afterlife • How men treat their partners compared to their mothers • Defending your partner in public regardless of right or wrong • Women being men's 'peace' • If men are good at showing emotions • Wiley's issues with Skepta collaborating with Dizzee • If people should not connect or do business with...

ESN #2.094 : The So Bad Episode 16.10.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Our 8th year anniversary • Sending videos via whatsapp • Black people giving blood for Sickle Cell & Lupus sufferers • Taking more of an interest into personal health & well being • Secret whatsapp groups • Negative feedback of ESN #2.095 • Whether we should podcast for ourselves or for the audience • Repercussions of talking trash or moving mad on social media • Mr E...

ESN #2.093 : The More Than The Tip Episode (Feat. Georgette of Just The Tip Podcast) 09.10.2018

In this episode we welcome Georgette from Just The Tip Podcast to discuss: • Beard shaming • Jamaican men who can't dance to Afrobeats • Being a unicorn • Do black people travel and have experiences • What type of traveler are you? • Nappily Ever After review • What does the film mean to us. • Dick shaming • What bad sex is and if it's forgivable • If women know and/or discuss when they're bad at...

ESN #2.092 : The Group Chat Episode (Feat. The Mead) 02.10.2018

In this episode we welcome guests The Mead & discuss: • Movie deaths that touched us • Controversy over last week's episode • The word 'whore' and its effect on women • Being called misogynistic • Singer MNEK blaming straight Black men for poor album sales • Whether the N word is malleable, can it be used for good or is it always bad • Will Smith getting birthday messages from Garcelle Beauvais &...

ESN #2.091 : The Fat Whore Episode 25.09.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Fat shaming • Not sharing information with your friends • The difference between box seats and standard seats in a football ground • Friends getting left behind at airports and missing flights • Yellow Pages & Teletext • BlacKkKlansman movie • Misty in the theatre • How long is worth waiting for good food • Kanye West defending Kim Kardashian's honour • What classifie...

ESN #2.090 : The Back Home From Back Home Episode 18.09.2018

In this episode we discuss: • The Power finale (with spoilers 7:29 - 14:50) • Ghetts' 'Ghetto Gospel: The New Testament' album • Machine Gun Kelly v Eminem • Eminem not being a top 10 Emcees • Diddy allegedly getting Tupac killed • How difficult it can be for a popular rapper to battle a less well known rapper • Back home report from Nigeria & Ghana • Moving back to Africa (or not) • Corruption ba...

ESN #2.089 : The Just Do It Episode 11.09.2018

In this episode we welcome our guests Ny & also Mo from Colour Out The Box podcast to discuss: • Our first full time job • Mr Wolf school reunion • Wahala experience at the Afro Hair Talk show • Nas dissertation about his relationship with Kelis • The stress of fathers not being able to see their child • Serena's problems at the US open final • Is Serena trying to balance Motherhood, Tennis and be...

ESN #2.088 : The King James Remix Episode 04.09.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Meeting some of the fans of the podcast. • Is it ever ok to cockblock another man • Men that diss other men to get women • Christians that support the new testament bible • Should Africans support their cultural religions • Does hip hop need to have more positive lyrics in the music • Eminem & D Double E album review • Ghett's Black Rose and should he have spoken abou...

ESN #2.087 : The God Will Get You Episode (Feat. SincerelyTops) 28.08.2018

In this episode we welcome guest Simply Tops & discuss: • The recent quadruple stabbing in Camberwell • The murder of the young British Nigerian model • Drill music and violence • Women kneeling to their husbands at a traditional engagement • The customs of asking for a woman's hand in marriage • Grime artist Chip's response to criticism over lack of Black women in his Instagram picture • The curs...

ESN #2.086 : The Ugandan Coup Episode (Feat. Let's Tlk Podcast) 21.08.2018

In this episode we welcome guests Lisa, Afisa & Faith, 3/5 of the 'Let's Tlk' podcast and discuss: • Lux Afrique Polo day • My daughter can't be these women • Teyana Taylor's gangster ways on Jeremih's tour • Jason DeRulo x Selina Gomez • The Brampton Manor • The Polish contingent • The Harlesden Utopia • The idea of a Black UK University • Life insurance beneficiaries • African floats at Carnival...

ESN #2.085 : The Problematic Episode 14.08.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Giving blood for the culture • If the ESN podcast is problematic • Getting blocked on social media • Changing for the better as we get older • Black women with straight hair and the best way to challenge that • Whether Black men with straight hair are worth saving • Nicki Minaj's 'Queen' album • 50 Cent collecting his money from strippers • Paying for strippers and pa...

ESN #2.084 : The Lying Settlers Episode 07.08.2018

In this episode we discuss: • How can men so easily leave their children • LeBron James opening a new school • Episode 49 of The Receipts Podcast featuring Oloni • Lying about living alone to a new partner • Starting off relationships with a lie • If we'd invest money in a business that goes against your morals • Hackney's new late night curfew for bars and clubs • If we'd consider moving to Niger...

ESN #2.083 : The Protect & Serve Episode 31.07.2018

In this episode we discuss: • YouTube show Candid Conversation's 3rd episode • If Black men protect Black women • Comparing Black issues to White issues when the subject was Black issues • A bunch of stuff around interracial dating including why interracial couples tend to marry more than Black & Black ones • Black people's views on public displays of affection • R. Kelly's "I Admit" song • James...

ESN #2.082 : The Ain't No Problem Episode (Feat. Travis Jay) 24.07.2018

In this episode we welcome guest Travis Jay and discuss: • Black British Comedians • The Big Narstie Show • Millennials complaining about Generation X & Baby Boomers and vice versa • Having targets set for definitive ages in your life • The pioneers of viral comedic clips • The longevity of comedians • British comedians making it in America • Women expecting men to pay for their 'time' on dates •...

ESN #2.081 : The Fathers & Daughters Episode 17.07.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Using a different barber for a wedding • Being able to swim • The Trump protests in London • Kylie Jenner being called a self made millionaire • Charlemagne's 17 year old rape accusation • People in their early 20s dating people in their mid teens • Whitney documentary • The continuation of the World Cup • Having an open top bus celebration for coming third place • If...

ESN #2.080 : The Coming Home Episode 10.07.2018

In this episode we discuss: • BBQ season in sunny London • Lacking Vitamin D • The chances of trouble rising in the heat • Losing weight or keeping in shape for your partner • Black British people supporting England during the World Cup • The success of Gareth Southgate • How the British press jeopardises the English team with their negativity • Passing culture down to our children • If politics a...

ESN #2.079 : The Nobody Loves Me Island Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 03.07.2018

In this episode we welcome guest Darran Griffiths and discuss: • If we should feel sorry for Samira from Love Island and if she was a he, if he'd get any sympathy • If a certain type of Black woman is attractive to White men • Why Jason Derulo rubs so many people up the wrong way • Drake's Scorpion album • If the beating Joe Jackson dished out to his children was worth the success they obtained •...

ESN #2.078 : The Chocolate & Onions Episode (Feat. Off The Cuff Podcast) 26.06.2018

In this episode we welcome guests Mr Vans & Fols of 'Off The Cuff' podcast and discuss: • If you can cheat on your partner and still be described as 'a stand up guy'? • The idea that if you're not married, you're single. • Why women don't want men that are nice • The pros and cons of the "Toxic Feminist" Slumflower • J Hus being caught with a knife and if it's easy to avoid 'that life' when you've...

ESN #2.077 : The Passive Objectification Episode 19.06.2018

In this episode we discuss: • The significant enough of the MAGA hat • Kanye's Yeezy marketing scheme • Jay Z & Beyonce's On The Run II concert & new Love Is Everything album • Not wanting to go raving anymore • Our views on newer albums having a shorter running time & so few tracks • Nas' Nasir album • Being in a concert crowd of White people singing the N word • What percentage of men go out of...

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