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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.124 : The Blame It On Eve Episode (Feat The 90's Baby Show) 14.05.2019

In this episode we welcome guests Fred Santana & Temi Alchemy The 90's Baby show podcast and discuss: • Stav tales from Toronto • Uncle Behaviour • What the last time your Dad took your Mum on a date • Fred wanting people to cancel meetings. • Ayesha Curry wanting to be desired by other men apart from her husband • Do we as men want to be desired by other women that's not ours • Danny Baker chimp...

ESN #2.123 : The No More Followers Episode(Feat. Mo From Colour Out The Box Podcast) 07.05.2019

In this episode we welcome guests Mo from Colour Out the Box podcast and discuss: • Taking time off work after redundancy • Game of Throne spoilers! • Waiting for your partner to watch shows • Is Simple Simon raising a road man going too far? • R.I.P respects • Police asking to have rape and sexual assault victims phones for evidence • Instagram hiding likes and followers • How influencers and bus...

ESN #2.118 : The Innuendo Episode (Feat. 2 Girls & A Mic Podcast) 02.05.2019

In this episode we welcome guests She Talks & Lala of '2 Girls & A Mic Podcast' and discuss: • Dating down and financially yoking yourself to someone with less ambition • If Black women refuse to change expectations when searching for a partner • Staying with someone who is destructive • Why people can talk about other people but not take their own advice • If money is linked to ego and confidence...

ESN Bonus Episode : Avengers Endgame Spoiler Review & Analysis 02.05.2019

ESN Bonus Episode : Avengers Endgame Spoiler Review & Analysis by ESN Network

ESN #2.122 : The Saggy Pants Gentrification Episode (Feat. Ola Curvy Creative) 30.04.2019

In this episode we welcome guests Ola Curvy Creative and discuss: • The correct way to give social information on a podcast • Podcast editing protocol • The four bases of sexual affection • Giving children 'the look' in public to avoid • Embarrassment in public • Dress code for parents picking up children from school • Having pride in watching siblings lying for each other • Self gentrification an...

ESN #2.121: The Inspirational Scammers Episode 23.04.2019

In this episode we discuss: • Scammers • Old mobile phone networks • Buying dodgy goods • Spartacus • Diane Abbott drinking on the overground • David Lammy’s sudden social change • What 3 celebrities would you want as a role model for your daughter • The importance of living in an area with your ethnic group • Which area in London is best to live in • Paula Radcliffe discussing the Caster Semenya...

ESN #2.120: The We've Had Better Years Episode 16.04.2019

ESN #2.120: The We've Had Better Years Episode by ESN Network

ESN #2.119 : The Laugh Now, Cry Later Episode (Feat. Hazelann) 09.04.2019

In this episode we welcome guest Hazelann and discuss: • Making people wait for WhatsApp responses • Arguing in relationships • When a good time to stop sexing is • Going to Turkey for hair and body surgical enhancements • Life's obstacles and how we've overcome them • Period parties and talking to children about sex • Meditation • £10k a month for 30 years (£3.6m) or £2.6m right now • Nipsey Huss...

ESN #2.117 : The Pick Me Episode (Feat. No Shade Podcast) 26.03.2019

In this episode we welcome guests My Own Royalty & Akua Aubrey of 'No Shade Podcast' and discuss: • The cons and cons of Nigerian men • Whether to trust or not to trust at the beginning of a relationship • How women who are vocal are spoiling their relationship • What a 'Pick Me' person is • Feeling threatened your partner may stray, in a relationship • Last week's fancying someone at work situati...

ESN #2.116 : The Big Man Talk Episode (Feat. DMD Podcast) 19.03.2019

In this episode we welcome guests Smokez And Big Rome of 'DMD Podcast' and discuss: • The growth of podcasts • Personal Training • The recent changes in Dem Man Dere podcast • Having a second favourite football team • Fighting temptation • Women wanting men they can’t have • Soca slander • The moral pros and cons of secretly tracking your children • The integrate dynamics of beating children • May...

ESN #2.115 : The #ThemFirst Episode (Feat. Simone) 12.03.2019

In this episode we welcome guest Simone and discuss: • The #ThemFirst movement • Big men looking at young girls • Pedophiles being part of the LGBTQ community • Sexual objectification within a relationship • The blurred lines of objectification in the workplace • The new Michael Jackson documentary 'Leaving Neverland' • How White victims of violent crime get much more media presence than Black peo...

ESN #2.114 : The Zim Zimma Episode (Feat. Kourtney L) 05.03.2019

In this episode we welcome guest Kourtney L and discuss: • The Khloé Kardashian, Tristan Thompson & Jordyn Woods cheating situation • What we'd do if our sibling's friend got with our partner • The power of Will & Jada Smith • The origins of social [media] influencer • Anti-Vaxxers, vaccines & avoiding immunising children • If the rise in mental health discussion is a fad • Hiding partners from fa...

ESN #2.113 : The Jet Lagged Episode 26.02.2019

In this episode we discuss: • Being Jet Lagged • Fast marriages • Fine tuning wedding invite numbers • What constitutes a threat • Jussie Smollett controversy • R. Kelly being charged with 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse • How other high powered criminals seem to under the radar • 16 year old Scottish murderer’s name released for first time • Micheal Jackson’s family suing makers of...

ESN #2.112 : The 86 Beaches Episode (Feat. 52 Weeks Later & M.I.S) 19.02.2019

In this episode we welcome 52 Weeks Later & Mr International Swagger and discuss: • Wahala’s Stag do in Havana, Cuba • Poor Internet • Being cut off from technology and its effect on people • Different types of stags • Valentines Day and its meaning to men and women • Beaches and people who don’t like them • The nature of Cubans as we see it • Paranoia or Preparation: Getting into trouble overseas...

ESN #2.111 : The Moonwalking Pig Episode (Feat. Rochelle & Benita of Word To Your Mutha Podcast) 12.02.2019

In this episode we welcome Rochelle & Benita of Word To Your Mutha Podcast and discuss: • Doting parenting stories • Pull a pig nonsense • What a ‘normal’ size is and why plus size is plus size • Liam Neeson chasing Black Bastards around Ireland • Michelle Rodriguez & John Barnes defending Liam Neeson • Listener Voice Note : Arguing I’ve holiday friendship • Spotify buying podcast network for $200...

ESN #2.110 : The Kitchen Help Episode (Feat. Georgette of Just The Tip Podcast) 05.02.2019

In this episode we welcome Georgette from Just The Tip Podcast to discuss: • Forgery make-up to trick a man into thinking that she always looks like so • Meeting potential in-laws for the first time and proper conduct • Helping out in the kitchen • Afro-Caribbean Adult / Child respect dynamic • Being recently unemployed • The 'shame' of claiming benefits • Micheal Jackson documentary Leaving Never...

ESN #2.109 : The Live Lonely & Lie Episode (Feat. Fiona Compton) 29.01.2019

In this episode we welcome guest Fiona Compton and discuss: • Slumflower's article on living by yourself to find yourself • The differences in life when living alone and with someone else • Taking one for the team • Fyre Festival • If we won at the Screen Nation Digital Is Media Awards • Being too old to stay out at night • Ultra Low Emission Zone • Registry or church marriage • Not exposing how m...

ESN #2.108b : The Echo Episode (Feat. Wendi B & Delali) 25.01.2019

ESN #2.108b : The Echo Episode (Feat. Wendi B & Delali) by ESN Network

ESN #2.108a : The V Reg Episode (Feat. Wendi B & Delali) 22.01.2019

We have been nominated for a Screen Nation Digital Award in the Favourite Podcast category. We need YOU to vote to get the win so log on and please vote here 👉🏽 http://bit.ly/2TqAELK BEFORE Monday, January 25th @ 12PM In this episode we welcome guests Wendi B & Delali and discuss: • How we had to re-record this whole episode due to technical difficulties • Ugly Fruit & Broken Biscuits • Stavros'...

ESN #2.107 : The Would You Do It All Again Episode (Feat. Eddie Saint-Jean) 15.01.2019

We have been nominated for a Screen Nation Digital Award in the Favourite Podcast category. We need YOU to vote to get the win so log on and please vote here 👉🏽 http://bit.ly/2TqAELK BEFORE Monday, January 25th @ 12PM In this episode we discuss: • The raising cost of renting homes in London • The most expensive gifts we've ever given a partner • Our favourite brands • The most expensive thing we...

ESN #2.106 : The Nominations Are Episode 08.01.2019

We have been nominated for a Screen Nation Digital Award in the Favourite Podcast category. We need YOU to vote to get the win so log on and please vote here 👉🏽 http://bit.ly/2TqAELK BEFORE Monday, January 25th @ 12PM In this episode we discuss: • The difference between the flu and and the cold • Snoring and the effects it has on partners • Age of consent and the rights and wrongs around that •...

ESN #2.105 : The New Year Therapy Episode 01.01.2019

In this episode we discuss: • Arsenal getting thrashed by Liverpool • Universal hatred of Liverpool • Bird Box & Black Mirror Bandersnatch • How streaming media is changing the movie industry • Hip Hop chit chat • Best movies of the year • Best albums of the year • Best songs of the year • Best videos of the year • Best TV of the year • The relationship issues between Stav & Wahala (Therapy?) Conn...

ESN #2.104 : The Very African Christmas Episode (Feat. JJ Bola & CynTea) 25.12.2018

In this episode we welcome guests JJ Bola & CynTea and discuss: • Following the Royal family • Ms Dynamite receiving her MBE • Living in the UK or America and not speaking English • Colonisers and their effects when they leave the country and ruled • Adapting to the UK when moving from overseas • Losing native languages in Africa • The growth of African music in the UK • Thomas Sankara's movement...

ESN #2.103 : The Bye Bye Timeline Episode 18.12.2018

In this episode we discuss: • If it's against the rules to change barber for a special occasion • Making choices on your child's haircut against their will • Ghetto eating styles • Doing things now just because you don't have anyone stopping you • Whether the idea of getting caught sexing is exciting or not • Krept's response to Giggs' comments on the Halfcast Podcast • Growing out of being scared...

ESN #2.102 : The Brown Sterling Episode 11.12.2018

In this episode we discuss: • Buju Banton's release from prison • The Oscars requesting Kevin Hart apologise for homophobic jokes • Default for daughters to have self defense lessons • Nick Cannon bringing up old homophobic tweets from white female comedians • Raheem Sterling catching racial abuse during a football game • Racism in football • How media makes racism worse on the sly • Unapologetica...

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