EpiDoses

In honor of the first day of this year's Bonnaroo - when is the last time you actually listened to a whole album? Chances are you're probably like Benji and live your life on shuffle, unless you're a Hollywood kinda guy and rock show tunes. Better than Max's crush on 1996 Fiona Apple, right? Remember [...]

What would you do if you didn't have to work for a check? What kind of canoeish crap would you pull with stupid money? Would you get bored like Hollywood and turn towards the dark side with run-of-the-mill villainy? Would you be more like Benji and go polar bear hunting in Scandinavia or violate our [...]

Hollywood and Benji confuse Max (not hard to do) while special guest, Tim Ackerman, chooses the excitement and adventure of his fifties and sixties. Check out Mr. F-ck the Kids, our auto-tune remix, and remember to save the mucus year! Besides, who would ever want to go back in time to before the Internet? *** [...]

Jess, Benji's lovely wife, sits in and does her best to keep everyone on topic but it's a struggle. I mean, who wouldn't want to talk about Jim Belushi and elephant rescue? Or Hollywood's resume (featuring his senior superlative)? Listen as we bebazzle your mind with interesting facts, math jokes, and our alien saviors. *** [...]

Benji is a stripper pole, Hollywood is at a sock-hop, and Max just pretends he's seeing Phish. It's go-to dance moves this week, so look out! No really. We'll probably elbow you. Are you dancer or a mover? Did you know Ben failed one class four times in college? Let us regale you with tales [...]

Tom Whitmore, Hollywood's father, wants to know if there is anything anyone can do to make Justin Bieber tough? There isn't, which is too bad because this week is Bieber vs Care Bears in a fight to the ink-lined death. Two men (mammals?) enter and only one returns to be the worst tattoo to get [...]

The disease is on your door step. Do you - A)Pull a Hollywood and grab your broad sword B)Ocean's 11 it like Max would C)The Pickens Meat-hole strategy D)Whatever Debbie (Ben's better half and our special guest) does E)Click the little button and listen and laugh *** Topic - In the instance of the zombie [...]

In order to celebrate two years of releases this EpiDose is chalked full of (surprisingly) good advice about life, who knew? It's about Robbie Joe's Hot and Spicy, Dave's Jalapeno Salt, and the difference between real-happy and used-car-salesmen happy. In the end, the only thing you can count on is the I&U gaurantee *** Topic [...]

Jessica Pickens (Benji's lovely wife) stops by for pheasant plucking, shell stores, broken butter biscuits, diction, drums, and dragons as we discuss tongue twisters. Learn about Hollywood's sensible yoga-pants-codpiece and how gets treated by a Jack Russell named Winston. Max craves feedback and only Benji would joke about incest. Quick - what rhymes with 42 [...]

If you had to date a superhero, who would it be? Hollywood gets frustrated by Benji and Max's lack of nerdity while professing his X-Men love. Max flips the script and decides he'd rather go villain and then Harley Quinn wins by a landslide. PS- watch out for the tendril-porn! *** Topic - Which superhero [...]

Space rocks, catfish, women, pirates, dwarves, free nuts, polar bears, penguins x2, mechanics, white guilt, midget nuns, leprechauns, and dead frogs. This week it's about jokes and puns and it a good thing because Special Guest Tim Ackerman has a lot. It's YoLo's, twittergrams, and tongues sticking out. Remember: It's not slavery. Those are work [...]

Cats. "They are unpredictable and therefore frightening," according to Hollywood. Max admires their independence. Benji thinks they are just rich people shoes. Special guest, Gary (Max's dad) tells about his hate-hate relationship with his cat. One piece of advice: If you ever hear cousin Jimmy say, "Y'all ready?!" Look out *** Topic - Cats, evil? [...]

What exactly is a pick-up line? Any one you've ever heard. "So, that's what the fox says." "Is your dad a meat-burglar?" "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" "Nice Elbows." That last one actually worked on today's guest. *** Topic - Pick up lines From - Gabby ...Download the Media File

There is no question both Ben and Benji love their wives. That said, public parks, pulled over on the side of the highway, in the garage of a drunk Indian, and a Civil War Reenactment are just a taste of what's to come when we pull (out) a topic on exotic places we've knocked boots. [...]

This week in Consensual Studios (located conveniently next to Unconsensual Garage) Tim Ackerman drops by and learns about the buoyancy of Asians, what working for Hitler at the grocery store might be like and riding unicycles to the zoo! It's about consequences, anarchy, karma, and uncomfortably white art *** Topic - Why doesn't everyone just [...]

This week we celebrate Black History Month in our own special ignorant and uninformed way! Listen to Cpt. Jub-Jub explain to the Yanks how Civil War Reenactments work...and how Darth Vader is Jesus. Benji cautions everyone to look our for the "hows", meanwhile Max laments the decline of debates *** Topic - What were the [...]

Lauren Rainen: woman of speed, style, and freedom joins us as we lawyer the piss out of our question. Music is good, even if it's Hollywood's Bar Mitzvah band or a mix tape. Don't expect any business from Benji if you can't spell your company name right and Max spends the whole time trying to [...]

Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Gary from the block...no wait...that's Captain Jub-Jub here to shatter dreams. Hooray! Look people, you can do incredible things, at least according to Max, but it takes hard work and sacrifice. Meanwhile Benji blames the parents and Hollywood tells it like it is. Because, you know, sometimes [...]

Vivavi creator Dave Blake stops by this week to discuss which is better: TV or books. Guess which he chose? Learn about Benji's spankin' Snuggie, that it's all about execution for Max, and that nothing is worse to Hollywood than bad TV *** Topic - Books or TV, which is better? From - Jay Seevers [...]

"If you agree with everything that someone says you should probably start thinking for yourself." That might be the best thing Benji has ever said, which is good because Max and Hollywood just keep quoting obscure cartoons. *** Topic - What is the most ignorant state? From - Micky ...Download the Media File

It gets cacophonous in Consensual Studios, but that's just because yoga pants make Benji love life again. Besides, we also have a special guest with us, President George Clinton! Just kidding. It's Laruen Rainen and if you want to cozy up to her you better have nice elbows. It's a topic so superficial Hollywood love [...]

In this sober adventure we take it back...like Reading Rainbow and Sesame Street, back. Yeah, sure, Abby Cadabby and Yo-Gabba-Gabba come up too...but really it's about the agenda of children's television. *** Topic - Big Bird From - Dana Cowley ...Download the Media File

Burgers, pizza, doughnuts..really anything with gravy will do for Benji. Max is happy as long as he's got some walkin'-around pork and sometimes Hollywood just needs some Micky D's *** Topic - What is your favorite hangover food? From - Gabby ...Download the Media File

Mothra, Godzilla, Ultraman, but really we're just talking about Shaft. At least we think that's what Benji's talking about...either way it all ends with a nice little group sing-a-long to a TV favotire *** Topic - The best awful movie you've ever seen (that isn't Sharknado)? From - Dave Blake ...Download the Media File

The Holidays are a tough time of year and we here at I&U are no exception. In the first ever Benji-less EpiDose, Hollywood and Max carry on the only way they can - by drinking. That's what you do to fill the emptiness, right? *** Topic - Would you rather be grotesquely ugly and dumb [...]