EpiDoses

Cats. "They are unpredictable and therefore frightening," according to Hollywood. Max admires their independence. Benji thinks they are just rich people shoes. Special guest, Gary (Max's dad) tells about his hate-hate relationship with his cat. One piece of advice: If you ever hear cousin Jimmy say, "Y'all ready?!" Look out *** Topic - Cats, evil? [...]

What exactly is a pick-up line? Any one you've ever heard. "So, that's what the fox says." "Is your dad a meat-burglar?" "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" "Nice Elbows." That last one actually worked on today's guest. *** Topic - Pick up lines From - Gabby ...Download the Media File

There is no question both Ben and Benji love their wives. That said, public parks, pulled over on the side of the highway, in the garage of a drunk Indian, and a Civil War Reenactment are just a taste of what's to come when we pull (out) a topic on exotic places we've knocked boots. [...]

This week in Consensual Studios (located conveniently next to Unconsensual Garage) Tim Ackerman drops by and learns about the buoyancy of Asians, what working for Hitler at the grocery store might be like and riding unicycles to the zoo! It's about consequences, anarchy, karma, and uncomfortably white art *** Topic - Why doesn't everyone just [...]

This week we celebrate Black History Month in our own special ignorant and uninformed way! Listen to Cpt. Jub-Jub explain to the Yanks how Civil War Reenactments work...and how Darth Vader is Jesus. Benji cautions everyone to look our for the "hows", meanwhile Max laments the decline of debates *** Topic - What were the [...]

Lauren Rainen: woman of speed, style, and freedom joins us as we lawyer the piss out of our question. Music is good, even if it's Hollywood's Bar Mitzvah band or a mix tape. Don't expect any business from Benji if you can't spell your company name right and Max spends the whole time trying to [...]

Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Gary from the block...no wait...that's Captain Jub-Jub here to shatter dreams. Hooray! Look people, you can do incredible things, at least according to Max, but it takes hard work and sacrifice. Meanwhile Benji blames the parents and Hollywood tells it like it is. Because, you know, sometimes [...]

Vivavi creator Dave Blake stops by this week to discuss which is better: TV or books. Guess which he chose? Learn about Benji's spankin' Snuggie, that it's all about execution for Max, and that nothing is worse to Hollywood than bad TV *** Topic - Books or TV, which is better? From - Jay Seevers [...]

"If you agree with everything that someone says you should probably start thinking for yourself." That might be the best thing Benji has ever said, which is good because Max and Hollywood just keep quoting obscure cartoons. *** Topic - What is the most ignorant state? From - Micky ...Download the Media File

It gets cacophonous in Consensual Studios, but that's just because yoga pants make Benji love life again. Besides, we also have a special guest with us, President George Clinton! Just kidding. It's Laruen Rainen and if you want to cozy up to her you better have nice elbows. It's a topic so superficial Hollywood love [...]

In this sober adventure we take it back...like Reading Rainbow and Sesame Street, back. Yeah, sure, Abby Cadabby and Yo-Gabba-Gabba come up too...but really it's about the agenda of children's television. *** Topic - Big Bird From - Dana Cowley ...Download the Media File

Burgers, pizza, doughnuts..really anything with gravy will do for Benji. Max is happy as long as he's got some walkin'-around pork and sometimes Hollywood just needs some Micky D's *** Topic - What is your favorite hangover food? From - Gabby ...Download the Media File

Mothra, Godzilla, Ultraman, but really we're just talking about Shaft. At least we think that's what Benji's talking about...either way it all ends with a nice little group sing-a-long to a TV favotire *** Topic - The best awful movie you've ever seen (that isn't Sharknado)? From - Dave Blake ...Download the Media File

The Holidays are a tough time of year and we here at I&U are no exception. In the first ever Benji-less EpiDose, Hollywood and Max carry on the only way they can - by drinking. That's what you do to fill the emptiness, right? *** Topic - Would you rather be grotesquely ugly and dumb [...]

It's about neck-feces, PSS, PSP, Grandma's labia-boils, and sluffing eggs...lucky you! *** Topic - Pooping etiquette in the work place From - John Whitler ...Download the Media File

An oldie but goody from back in the days before the studio. Not the best sound quality but entertaining. We talk about marijuana legalization in Colorado and Hollywood blames the auto-industry for DUI's, but don't worry....He'll break you in real-nice-like *** Topic - Amendment 64 From - No Name ...Download the Media File

Are there different types of spanks? Is there a spank meant for misbehaving children? A different one for playful sexual exploration? Ever seen a stranger spank a woman in a store? Odds are it was Benji *** Topic - Is it wrong to spank? From - Nick Perold ...Download the Media File

"Jesus, take the wheel, I'm getting a handy in the back." "Just make the onion volcano, flip me a shrimp, and shut-up." What does Outback truck-meat have to do with anything? Listen and learn all about Chet Wallerson's firs-date-third-Thursdays! *** Topic - Where to take a first date? From - Jay Seevers ...Download the Media [...]

A little hard up for cash? Email Max. Benji's a pretty stand up guy for how shady he is,and why you (and your credit score) need to be wary about Hollywood. In the end it's all Linda in Accounts Receivables's fault... *** Topic - Loaning money to family From - Gary Sirak ...Download the Media [...]

Do we see the same colors? Ever tried describing a color to a blind person? Want to know why most barns are red? Did you know pink isn't a color? Come beat off your demons and find out! *** Topic - Color names From - Jay Seevers ...Download the Media File

Recording in the Five4five studio? Here are the rules: Don't set things on fire. Don't rub the table. Keep your pants on. Don't bring up Star Wars...unless you want Hollywood to go on a 19 minutes rant. Whoops...who knew? *** Topic - Branding vs advertisement From - No Name ...Download the Media File

Would you rather be a whiny loser with a day job in a dying industry or a billionaire playboy? Learn how Aquaman became cool, that tampons are the best way to fight the Green Lantern, and about Benji's best Christmas ever... *** Topic - Batman vs Superman From - No Name ...Download the Media File

"Its like a captive puma - deprived of food and Christianity." That is just one of the many ridiculous lines that comes out this weeks Epidose. It's hard to be this stupid and out-spoken, trust us. *** Topic - If you could be a woman to a day? From - No Name ...Download the Media [...]

This week it's about morality versus freedom. Are they at odds? Nah, America's got just enough of both. It's a damn good flapjack... *** Topic - Morality vs freedom From - Meredith Murphy ...Download the Media File

Whether in films, sports, or life in general we all love to point fingers. Is it our need to be right? Is it a lack of accountability? Is it truly ironic or just Alanis Morissette ironic? Listen and find out. *** Topic - Scapegoats From - Pal ...Download the Media File