EpiDoses

Just because someone told you something as a kid doesn't mean it makes good advice as an adult, isn't that right special guest Jeff Wacker? You can only believe none of what you hear and half of what you read...unless it's on the Internet, then it's like hearing it, only you're reading...unless it's a podcast. [...]

If everyone goes chasing their dreams, then who's going to do the stuff that makes the world work? Sure, none of us enjoy being bossed around by a chest of drawers, but society is in part based on some self-control. We all can't be fully actualized warlords, right? Look, we know it would better to [...]

Special guest, Jeff Wacker, sits in for a conversation about responsible drug use brought to you by Trucker-Meth! From the stripper-DJ-Vincent-Price intro (seriously, turn down the volume for the first 30 seconds) to the 48-hour-peyote-star-pudding its an entertaining chat about environment, environment, environment. Remember : 1) Sugar - the original white powder that gets people [...]

Is there anything wrong with enslaving cute, innocent, sentient creatures to fight for our amusement? Nah...as long as it is on Gameboy and has a customizable card game and a cartoon to go along with it. Chinpokomon! This week it's all about the moral implications of Pokemon. Remember : 1) Gay lumberjacks are the secret [...]

Why do you hate the teams you hate? Are you like Benji and it's because their fans are d-bags? Could it be that your arch-rival team lacks heart or bought there players for obscene amounts of cash? That's what makes Hollywood hate teams. Ironic, right? Max and special guest Tim Ackerman hate obnoxious winners. Remember [...]

What do air guitar, a dying panda, and the saddest Stephen Hawking birthday party have in common? Probably not much, at least not until I&U gets their dirty little dickbeaters on them. If you could see all time and space, what would you do? Would you suffer from the Cassandra Complex or the Bill and [...]

C'mon, we've all see a bunch of Disney movies, right? Well, it turns out Hollywood has (he knows all the words to Frozen) but Max and Benji are pretty useless. Good thing Benji IS a Disney Princess. That makes it way easier when he and the rest of the gang have to choose their favorite. [...]

How well do you know the place you live? Are you like a farmer? Do you have all the special keys for NYC? Do you live by old 427 in Lake Mary or some place more exotic, like Detroit? Max confuses Hollywood with algebra and then offends a whole city. Benji is on the lam [...]

Batman and Robin? Abbott and Costello? Brian and Stewie? Laurel and Hardy? Bugs and Daffy? Shaggy and Scooby? Tom and Jerry? Tomax and Xamot? Freddy and Jason? Lonestar and Barf? Felix and Oscar? Ren and Stimpy? Pinky and The Brain? C3PO and R2D2? Candlestick and the clock guy? Which is the best dynamic duo? That's [...]

Professor Hollywood, Master of Mythology, shines this week (but doesn't he always?). Special guest, Kevin Alan, picks on a kid with disabilities (it's the DC way!). Max asks random questions and chooses Kevin Sorbo. All the while Benji is screaming for more mechanical owl! Is the term Christian Mythology offensive? Who's ever heard of a [...]

This week's release features not one, but two special guests (albeit one is a four-month old). Actor, Kevin Alan, returns and Benji's daughter, Riley, joins us as we discuss charities. Does the Human Fund count? Max goes tech and education. Benji is concerned with allowing manatees (the postal workers of the sea) to unleash their [...]

Tana Fox wants to know about the yucky things we've done and it turns out special guests Kevin Alan and Riley Pickens have plenty to say...well...Kevin does at least, Riley doesn't really talk yet. Kevin apologizes to our non-existent fan base. Benji gets Costa-Rican-caught. Hollywood the Corruptor cleans up a boozy night of Strogranoff, and [...]

Special guest, Kevin Alan, sits down to discuss crappy jobs. Whether it's because you are "Merchant of Death" like in Thank You For Smoking or simply doing something on the grosser side of things (cleaning Port-O-Johns in winter) there are some bad ways to make a buck. What's the worst? Monsanto? Abortion doctor? Fracking? Halliburton? [...]

If you had to choose one movie to be your army and one continent to launch your assault for all-out-world-domination from, what would they be? Classically trained Shakespearean actor, Kevin Alan, goes classic horror down-under. Max is staying warm with an alien in their Antarctic Fortress of Companionship. Benji takes the World War Z zombies [...]

From Honky Problems to The Fresh Prince and To Catch A Predator with many stops in between. Do you know the difference between Fruit of the Loom and Haynes? Or that true wealth is never wearing the same pair of socks twice? Would you drag your rope-tied britches across Andy Snarkinson's face? Did you know [...]

It's a full house in Consensual Studios as Rob "Roll-tide" Williams and Mike Ritzman stop by again and this time it's all about books you lied about reading. Is it bad that the bible was one of the first brought up? Probably not. Do catalogs count as books? What if Brad Pitt played Huckleberry Finn? [...]

Look, zombies have been enjoying the apocalyptic limelight for a while now, which is why this EpiDose is all about apes, bugs, and Scientology. Max gets ninja-put in his place, Benji goes micro, and little kid Hollywood kicks the ocean. We enact the No-Reeves-Rule, discuss the stellar fore shadowing of Pacific Rim (job), and of [...]

In honor of our good friend (and this week's topic provider) Jay getting married --- Plentiful food and easy entertainment make for docile populations but will violence ever be scienced out of us? Is it just consequences that keep us peaceful? Do you wear your sunglasses at night so you can, so you can, so [...]

Being Benji's friend has its risks, just ask special guests Rob "Roll-Tide" Williams and Mike Ritzman, who stopped by Consensual Studios to discuss practical joking. Turns out, Benji has gotten everyone in the room at least once. Max reveals his high school vandal past, Hollywood and his buddy, Diabetic Ben, break hearts, and even the [...]

Shout outs to - Corals, Slutbag McWhorestank, Mikey Greene, Drew the Cat, Dustin Ruiz, Macky, Klepto McStealyfingers, and Smelly Dinosaur Nipples because this week it's all about roommates. Mrs. Hollywood (Debbie Whitmore) stops by and shares some horror stories of her own during this Festivus Epidose (sort of). Remember : Keepsakes aren't immune to infestation [...]

John Schorling sits in and comes out swinging before he OD's on heroin. Benji is taking applications and adopting his own Freedom35 plan. Max puts Hollywood in an oddly appropriate dark mood by yelling and everything they know about the end of the world they learned from Walking Dead and World War Z. That's better [...]

Everyone spends time taking a crap. No matter how quick or slow you go those are valuable entertainment minutes that are passing you by. Special guest Tim prefers word searches. Hollywood likes movie trailers. Benji plays so many games on his phone his legs go numb. Max still lives in the 20th Century and reads [...]

In honor of the 4th, meet the man who made Hollywood cry by conquering Asia (hint- it's his dad), brush up on your military history, and learn the difference between spending and wasting. Why is Warhammer like dance-fighting? Why is Catan just economic Risk? How was Dungeons and Dragons the first video game? Do kids [...]

Which is more generic ranch or BBQ? Did you know Benji might be saffron? Wanna hear Hollywood's sad truth? It's pepper, paprika, coriander, and tons of things you didn't know about salt because we made them up--this week it's all about inner-spices. Remember : curry spice doesn't come from a curry plant and stay away [...]

Special guest John Schorling stops by to dispel some popular misconceptions about the War of 1812. Hollywood's nationalistic tendencies get the best of him then he chooses Ben Affleck. Hear Benji's reason for drinking black tea and his goats-for-cats plan while Max kicks it ancient-school. Did you know that cotton bales were the original Kevlar? [...]