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it’s october! but are we feeling the fall season yet? today, we’re chatting about halloween horrors of years past, i give my formal review of joker 2, and we dive into a long conversation about AI, the current state of the creator landscape, and the importance (or lack thereof) of popularity metrics. i’m on a train to go see one of my high school besties get married this weekend and celebrate love...

lover girls! we're gushing! mostly about lady gaga this week (deserved) but also about the substance, my sweet angel fosters, and choosing to be childless. i'm writing this description as i'm getting ready to go spend time with my parents this weekend while they're visiting new york. hug your people for me, mwah! xx   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – kitty updates 06:45 – shoutout to the lover...

cried while filming this and then cried again while editing it... WHY CAN'T I STOP TIME??? WHY IS IT ALL MOVING SO FAST??? today i'm chatting (crying) about getting older, mourning the eras where family and friends lived closer, and worrying about what the future holds and how we'll all remain intertwined when things get more different. from crying to my therapist, to crying to my dad,...

it's been a long september already folks, a month full of bad periods, reflections on friendship, and two of the cutest foster kittens the world has ever known. today, we're talking about some of your recent friendship conflicts, the ethics of having sex with someone who's anti-feminist, and what we've learned from witnessing chappell roan set boundaries with her audience. lots to...

check your voter registration, register to vote, and learn what's on the ballot for you: https://www.vote.org/  donate to operation olive branch: https://www.gofundme.com/f/operationolivebranch  after being entrenched in american propaganda for a week, i'm happy to be home and deep in processing of all that i observed and all that i'm anticipating as we move through this election cycle...

this week, we're catching up on my few weeks away! we're talking psychic grifters, being a mini golf prodigy, and getting ready to head to the DNC in just a few short days. in the submission box this week, we're digging into our insecurities, chatting big areolas, and whether or not it's a big deal to be so sentimental! love ya! thanks for being here!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – back fr...

i'm writing to you from york beach, maine!! watching the waves crash outside of my window for one final day before heading back to new york tomorrow. today's episode is all about red flag reflections, how audiences get caught up in delivering justice to collaborators of people like cody ko, the love island finale, and a farewell to miss moldy mae!!!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – foster life refle...

robbie's back on the pod to celebrate the hard launch of our latest favorite word: celibatuationships. today we're nailing down the boundaries of what it means to be in a celibatuationship, reminiscing on our former crushes that made it into our mount crushmores, and confirming that brat summer is a flirty summer.    join the email list for the crete trip: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe...

after taking an unexpected hiatus to take care of some stuff in my personal life, i'm back and ready to talk about well... everything! some life updates from me, my opinions on the hottest horror movies of the summer, a breakdown of the cody ko situation and how the internet chooses to treat "unlikable women", followed by of course, some love island recap catch up. sorry for two weeks...

i'm back in brooklyn and boy do we have things to catch up on! i've got some reflections for me and some questions for you when it comes to the community we're building over here and i'm dying for your input!! then we're chatting about coming out as bisexual while in a relationship, dating someone with opposing political views, and how your fear of singlehood is holding you bac...

writing this to you as i'm FINALLY sitting back at my desk in brooklyn! i was in spain, then i got home and immediately went off to a friend's bachelorette so my time to edit has been limited but I'M BACK! and i've been filming so much content for y'all so strap in!! this week, we're talking about my joey chestnut fixation, the line between what your partner should intuitiv...

hi besties!!! bit of a shorter episode today because i've gotta get my booty on over to SPAIN to hang out with some of y'all for a week hehehe but i'm here and we're talking about jealousy, conditional love, and OF COURSE, love island season 11 week 1. let's get into it!!!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – cat therapy  10:00 – submissions begin! 10:10 – reopening doors previously closed 1...

summer is HERE, the weather is HOT, and i am SQUASHING THE DAILY PENETRATION RUMORS ONCE AND FOR ALL. today, we're correcting the record, talking about how often you should be having sex in a relationship, reductive advice like "if he wanted to he would" and the pressure to pursue a "wedding bod". lover girls assemble!!!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – fostering updates 12:24 – travelin...

bumble... count your days... this week, i'm talking about bumble's insane anti-celibacy rebrand, making the mistake of recommending challengers to my parents, getting into a groove with the right therapist, and a follow up to the recent karaoke fiasco! oh also... i'm a foster mom now! which is the reason for my mysterious absence last week (i really thought i was gonna be able to plan,...

For 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50!   thirst season is upon us and i have no thoughts in my brain except for horny screaming and things i remembered to write down in my notes app... needless to say, this episode is a grab bag of topics ranging from my solution for resolving the brit vs. american beef, the man vs. bear...

mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience submissions and handing out some tough love where necessary because hey! you asked for it!    TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – mango's in the stu! 01:47 – b...

we're rambling today, folks! today, i'm chatting about how rewatching some old videos of myself from when i was a teenager made me feel reminiscent for a time i wasn't constantly aware of other people's judgement! yes, we're talking about how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you but truthfully, i don't have any concrete answers yet! the sleepover is getting these thou...

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for 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! the besties are back! ashley and micha are joining me this week from boston where we're chatting about the hiring procedures at lovers international, a secret that i've held deep within my spirit for years out of sheer embarrassment, and my phobia of vomit paired with some gr...

at tonight's slumber party, i am joined by the one and only meg ruocco! and boy did you guys come in with the JUICE for today's episode... we've got some listener beef to settle first and foremost but we've also got lots to talk about when it comes to dating as a fat person and dealing with fetishization, libido shifts, trusting in the universe vs. taking action, ricky stanicky, an...

oh i got passionate in today's episode hahahaha today, we're talking about pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability. i've got some reflections on the last two months of heartache, some demands for who needs to be bullied next, and some men that i would like to put firmly in their place so without further ado... let's just get in there besties!!!   TIME ST...

back back back again for another episode where we're diving into why i won't go to a high school reunion, some AITAH gold deep on reddit, sharing insecurities with sexual partners, and what role misogyny plays in submission and kink! ok love ya! happy friday!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – new camera, new me 02:03 – stop flexing at your high school reunion 13:59 – r/AITAH 46:34 – sharing insecurit...

sorry i'm late! today's episode, i'm jumping into some post-oscars thoughts and movie reviews, a defense of addison rae, why cringe is necessary and your aversion to it is making you boring, the line between being understanding and respecting your boundaries... let's fucking go besties lol   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm not laundering my pillows 03:30 – oscars recap 27:55 – addison...

today on the pod, we're getting into recapping my birthday, my trip to st. thomas aboard a tiny airplane that i was convinced would bring me to the end of my days, getting real about not being the perfect adult, men that hate giving oral, and leaving immediately after sex... so many juicy topics, so little time...   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm 27!! 04:30 – maddie trivia night 11:35 – mortalit...

hello my loves! i'm writing this episode description from st. thomas, looking out at the beautiful blue ocean, and reflecting on how truly grateful i am for all of you. today, i'm talking about the ways people misunderstand lover girls, r/hypotheticalsituation, and why it is that friendship seems so much easier to find than romance. appreciate you all, longer ep next week!!   TIME STAMPS:...