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the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!!    🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 C...

it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next? 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://for...

a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it! 🪩 join the l...

the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/...

what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama 21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out 28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescriptio...

we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual).    TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – your votes are in for season one!  06:57 – we needed podcast advice...  08:02 – ...so...

you can do it! you're so smart! in today's episode, we're talking about that viral podcast clip about why "influencers shouldn't speak on politics", the anti-literacy argument that set me off last week, and the ethics of jealousy! and meg's here! let's get into it!   TIME STAMPS:  00:00 – this is gonna ruin the tour  04:05 – my birthday! we had a wig night out!  11:...

the summer's over... but it's still hot at SUR! today, we're joined by tina vlamis and jessie maye christopher to discuss the reunion drama and recap the highs and lows of season one of vanderpump rules. we did it! our first season! binge away!  ✨ jessie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessiemayechristopher/  ✨ tina's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstinacolada/...

it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant.   📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – l...

i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – so many div...

in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of sub...

relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...   CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice   TIME STAMPS:  00:00 – i'm back from vacation!  03:40 – "do any of you even like each oth...

THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!!   CREATORS AGAI...

soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls! CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-fo...

truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done?  07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas  15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas  19:00 – scheana...

Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using my code MADDIE! Click here: https://bit.ly/MADDIE-CHEEX-TRIAL or head to getcheex.com now. The code applies when you select the CHEEX Plus plan as a new user, and you can cancel anytime during the 7 days!  it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in...

we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!!   TIME STAMPS:  00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc  0...

in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!! CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – fmk: beating a de...

JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!!    TIME STAMPS: 00:00 –...

robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!!   robbie's links:  ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/587A...

we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm...

today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we'...

welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch...

we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 ✨ l...

last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://...