Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Mateo dropped his laptop off it be fixed, and Garrett calls to let him know there is a sliiiiight problem.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie's Hummer-driving-husband beeps bye to the kids every morning at 7:30, so Danielle calls as an irritated neighbor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie recently got a Mercedes and her boyfriend has been telling her be careful about parking near the meat trucks....so that's exactly what she did! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stacy hates cats, so her sister asked Garrett to call her from the adoption agency- THANKING her for accepting a new cat!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irene still uses mom's credit card, so Danielle calls mom with the balance due from her brand new HUGE furniture set! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He doesn't take "no" for an answer, it's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and today he's selling the HOT NEW Haragami tool! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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John is obsessed with keeping snow off his property and has been filing complaints against the city for how they cover up his car while street plowing.....so Skeery calls as the culprit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bella has been begging her parents for a tattoo and they are totally against it....so Garrett calls from the tattoo parlor to say she owes money for the tattoo she just got! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book a dentist appointment for her hemorrhoid problem, and it goes about as well as you'd think! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's back, and we love to hate him, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the relentless salesperson petals Valentine's Day candy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew placed an order for Valentine's Day flowers early and they never showed up, so Garrett calls from customer service and blames him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandma Doris likes the leave the blinds open when she showers, so Danielle calls as someone who has seen a liiiiittle too much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Giovanna lost her license and recently got it back after taking a DWI class. So Skeery calls as a representative from the DMV to claim she never took the classes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carl ordered a huge tv to be delivered for the Super Bowl, so Garrett calls from the store with a little delay issue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steven bought his girlfriend an engagement ring and left it at a jeweler to be taken care of, so Skeery calls to let him know it's a piece of garbage! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joyce is having some customer service problems after getting two washers instead of a washer and dryer, so Garrett calls as the not so helpful associate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Helen and Dalcho own a few salad stores, so Danielle calls from the power company to let them know the power is shut off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George works late and needs to sleep crazy hours, so Garrett calls to make sure he's up from an obnoxious wakeup service! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery calls Julie as the horrible DJ that her fiancé hired to spin at their wedding! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gabriel is away at college with dad's old car, which his dad likes to stress out about. So Skeery calls as the friend who borrowed....and accidentally crashed the car!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Collen's dad has gone through hell, bribing delivery workers to take away his old refrigerator. So she thought Danielle should call him as their boss, after suffering back issues from moving the fridge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marc just started dating Lisa, so she thought it would be funny to have Garrett (the doctor) call with a congratulations on their new baby! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Skeery phone taps Garrett's grandmother as the obnoxious Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.