Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Heather is getting married in a couple months and everything is going super well....so of course her sister wanted to mess that up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyla is the perfect child, so she felt like messing with mom and dad. While her parents don't even know she's seeing someone, Garrett calls as the guy she is staying with this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quan knows someone at work keeps hitting on his girlfriend, so Skeery shows up as the creepy dude! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Susan pays all the bills and has been a little disorganized lately, so her husband has Danielle call from the water company with an issue with their bill!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gina hasn't had great dating luck recently, so her friend Carly wants to try setting her up.....with her proctologist! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy ghosted a guy she met at a bar and he's been very persistent, so Skeery calls as the creep! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard has been getting free newspapers he never signed up for, so Danielle calls from the paper ready to collect! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe's neighbors have a bed bug problem and his mom is super duper clean, so he calls mom while hanging out with one of the bed bug kids! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grace got a dog and her dad Mike said she HAS to take care of it.....so Garrett calls as the guy Grace hired to take care of it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel's wife forgot to make yet another payment on the credit card, and he is not happy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michel Oppenheimer may not be the best salesperson in the world, but he is certainly the most persistent! Annoying as all hell as he tries to sell Vincent's grandparents the magazine, Horseback Rider's Digest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ralph loves his piano and is currently moving, so Garrett calls as a mover with a liiiiittle piano issue... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandpa goes to the food store to sample and never buy, so his granddaughter had Danielle call from the store as the pissed off manager! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ray has had a lot of plumbing work lately, so Skeery plays the part of the plumber's son who keeps making it worse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rosemary is having dental issues after getting her teeth worked on, and Garrett lets her know she has the wrong teeth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigha is in college and her dad watches her a little too closely, so she has Danielle call from the hotel she booked a night at with his credit card! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery's most recognizable character, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries get Jamie to make a donation in honor of the holidays! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bruce is tired of the neighborhood kids putting his Christmas decorations in sexual positions, and Garrett calls as the kid who did it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis famously can't get anything straight, including booking a party at Melissa's restaurant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dion bought a dress, wore it, and returned it! So Skeery calls as the manager of the store to confront her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake's wife Joanna calls to let him know that a SURPRISE bunch of people are coming over for Christmas! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brody's Murray the Magnificent is the hired entertainment for Debbie's company party. Unfortunately, he's not as appropriate as she was expecting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick takes his Christmas decor very seriously and asked his kids to cover him this year, while he's away. So Garrett calls dad as the stranger who decorated, looking to get paid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lindsay's boyfriend doesn't love when she brings up her ex Kevin, so she called to say they are going to Hawaii.....to visit Kevin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kiera got so wasted at the company holiday party, so her coworker thought Garrett should call as the mystery man she made out with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.