Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Felicia roasts at the tanning salon and it's a bad look for the brand, so Danielle calls to cancel her membership! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa helps mom out during the week by taking her brother to piano lessons. So Garrett calls mom as the instructor, wondering where her son is! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Azari tells his mom he bought a car, using unsavory methods, and Skeery is the car dealer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake is dating a lot of girls in college, so Danielle calls his mom as a girl he just dumped! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colleen left her coat at the restaurant last night, so Garrett lets her know it's been given away! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ervin just got his car back, so Skeery calls from the dealership to say it's STILL missing all its parts and is incredibly dangerous!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer "missed" her court date, so Garrett calls her boyfriend to let her know there's a warrant out for her arrest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rosanne is late on a credit card payment so Danielle calls with a huge penalty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world's most obnoxious salesperson, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries to sell a questionably branded wine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alicia gets a call from her neighbor's realtor, who says he can't sell the house because she keeps spitting in the neighborhood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe likes to sing when he gets ready in the morning, so Danielle calls as an annoyed neighbor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James and Elaine have a new sex toy shop in their neighborhood and have been complaining, so Skeery calls as the owner with some thoughts of his own! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rachel is a germaphobe who now thinks she has lice, thanks to her officemate!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily volunteered her dad to model for her college sculpting class, and once Danielle calls to tell him what he's (not) wearing......he's not too psyched about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery and our friend Bald Freak Ronnie tag team as an impossible customer service duo, Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren works overnights and sleeps in, so his girlfriend wanted to surprise him with a special wakeup call service! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex was just given her first credit card from mom, who keeps telling her not to overspend. So Garrett calls mom from the credit card company, after a HUGE purchase! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamie's boyfriend is always doing strange things for money, so Danielle calls from his newest inappropriate undertaking! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Betty has been fighting refrigerator insurance for weeks, and Skeery calls her as a rep from the appliance store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bobby likes to make haircut appointments and then cancel them at the last second. So Garrett calls from the salon to tell him that's no longer an option to him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maddison has her mom's heirloom ring, so Danielle calls as the person who just bought it off her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard doesn't like when his son is with a babysitter, so Skeery calls as the surprise CRAPPY babysitter that his wife hired! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Garrett mixes up how we do Phone Taps by calling Erica, recording her, and then playing her back to herself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shannon ordered a birth announcement, but the cards came out wrong! So Danielle calls from the shop to say, tough, there's nothing they can do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, Skeery's infamous salesmen, tries to sell his Zone Pilates schtick to not one but TWO unsuspecting souls! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.