Dystopian Simulation Radio

It's back, the biggest event of the season. It's the DSR Paranormal Christmas Quiz with your host, Septembryo!  Will Chris regain his crown as the champion of Christmas or will Linz usurp and claim the title? Join us on this festive edition of DSR! Merry whatever you celebrate and we can't wait for you to see what we have in store in 2024!  Support the show Support us on Patreon

I'M AN ORNITHOLOGIST! GET ME OUT OF HERE!  This was no bush tucker trial for Juliane Koepcke when she was thrown from her airplane seat and awoke deep in the Amazon rainforest. But how did she get there? How would she survive? And why were stingrays her biggest threat? Join Linz and Chris as they cut through the vines to reveal the truth about one girls treacherous trip from air to land, thro...

For over 20 years the CIA conducted domestic experiments with a cocktail of drugs and other methods to develop a truth serum...but why stop there... also to develop a way to control another person's mind. Even more unbelievable, is this is 100% true. Join Linz and Chris as they double drop & dive into the world of secret government mind control projects and even more top secret experiment...

A woman appears in your house, claiming to be a princess from a far off land...or at least you think that is what she is saying because you don't share the same mother tongue. What would you do?  Join Linz and Chris as they search high society for the strange case of Princess Caraboo. Where did she come from? What does she want? Who will survive....and what will be left of them? Support the s...

Vampires need no introduction, the legendary blood suckers are known around the world...but how real are they? Have there been any real cases? How does one stop Dracula in his tracks...find out all the answers and more in this episode!  So join Linz and Chris on this special HALLOWEEN edition of DS Radio as they invite the vampire in and count all the ways that we can combat a vampire attack. Supp...

An unsuspecting council house becomes the epicentre of the UK's most infamous haunting. Banging, thumping, levitation and one girl with a very deep voice, this case has got it all! Join Linz and Chris as the commune to the other side to get answers about The Enfield Poltergeist, what was really going here? Was the house really possessed by the (mean) spirit of a former resident...or was it al...

Here come the men in black... mysterious folk tasked with keeping evidence of UFOs suppressed...who or what are they? Who do they work for and whose side are they on? Join Linz and Chris as they keep Will Smith's wife's name out of their f'n mouths and open the book on the MiB. There is even COMPELLING footage sure to make Linz eat her hat. Support the show Support us on Patreon

Cups filled with water, shadows in the shape of Homer Simpson and air bnb opportunities all lie within the ghostly world of 30 East Dr, Pontefract WF8 2AN.  Join Linz and Chris as they shiver, flashlights in hand, like Luigi exploring this haunted semi detached house on an otherwise quiet estate. What horrors will be uncovered? What terrors will be exposed? And what tripadvisor rating does it have...

"What goes up, must come down" - Macho Man Randy Savage. After rising to the very top of celebrity during the 80's, Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea was facing a new landscape of wrestling, a movie career going nowhere, his hands tied up in pasta, lawsuits, reality TV, car crashes and sex tapes...and that's just the start of it. Join Linz and Chris for PART 2 of the Hulk Hog...

The most mysterious case, we can't even tell you what this one is about (but get your minds out of the gutter). Join Linz and special guest SEPTEMBRYO in this summer spectacular. Chris will be back next time when he has been released from the big blue cage of Hulk Hogan research, Support the show Support us on Patreon

WELL LISTEN UP HULKAMANIACS. DSR ARE FINALLY OPENING UP THE FILE ON THE PHENOMENON CALLED HULKAMANIA BROTHER!  Join Linz and Chris as they oil their muscles and grapple with the giant personality of Hulk Hogan and his many many half truths. Saddle up as we explore backstabbing, bone breaking, litigation and steroids...and this is only the rise!  Support the show Support us on Patreon

You've heard of the Bermuda triangle, not prepare yourself for the Welsh triangle. A series of over 100 events during the 1970s where the locals were plagued by UFO sightings and even alien spottings. Rather odd for an area with more sheep than people... Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth behind this case and find out why we might need to blame the USA for the whole thing...  Suppo...

"I know I left Atlantis somewhere around here" - Poseidon The lost city of Atlantis is...well...lost. So let's find it! There are hundreds of claims of the location worldwide be we are going to whittle them down and discover the most likely candidate! At least one involves aliens too...don't worry guys. Join Linz and Chris as they dredge the depths of the ocean to locate the lo...

Ya'll ever got drunk, picked up some Swedish babes in your pickup truck, chowed down on some sausage and been attacked by some almonds from outer space? Then you ain't lived boi! Join Linz and Chris as they try to crack this nut of a case. Remember it's not what you know is the truth, it's what you believe is the truth... Support the show Support us on Patreon

Up, up and away! Richard Heene's grand invention took flight and rose high into the sky...if only his youngest son hadn't been swept up in the launch. The scramble was one, cross state, to locate the 'UFO', shut down air traffic and find that boy in the balloon!  Join Linz and Chris as they observe the wind patterns in search of one very lost boy, his nutty professor father and...

63 Wycliffe Road, a totally normal family home...except for Donald the poltergeist...and the fact that he's got the horn for the teenage daughter. Something, something, hilarity ensues. Join Linz and Chris as they search for things that go bump in the night. Things that...write letters in the night? Things that....are coming for Shelly in the night.  Support the show Support us on Patreon

On the 21st of August 1955 one Kentucky family locked, loaded and prepared for a siege. A bit unusual in itself...but when you consider the attacking force were little green (or silver) men from another galaxy...well it just ranks as one of the most bizarre cases ever reported to police.  Join Linz & Chris as they look to the skies to answer the question of just what happened that strange nigh...

DRAIN THE LOCH! Yes, it's finally here. DSR  is covering THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. Linz has been advocating for years to pull the plug on the Loch and get to the literal bottom of what's down there. But down in the murky depths there are things far stranger than we could ever imagine. Join Linz and Chris as they descend into the abyss and hunt for everyone's favourite Scottish monster,...

Its a very special DSR episode with Linz and...Septembryo? Yes almost a year to the day after his first appearance he's covering for Chris again and presenting a truly strange case of the most documented series of alien encounters ever recorded...probably. So join Linz and not Chris as they search the tapes for evidence of REAL ALIENS in kitchens, outside your window and just milling around....

Ever wished you could go back in time? Well maybe you should join Project Pegasus! Yes recruit, you too can travel through time with other indigo children on the US Government's state sponsored chrononaught program! Join today! This week Linz and Chris unlock the mysteries of time travel and investigate the case of one Andrew D. Basiago, whistleblower and bonafide time traveller. You may laug...

It's an age old story really. You're wondering through a forest when you bump into a beautiful forest alien. Before you know it your bodies are intertwined. Fast forward a few years and you've got hundreds of babies and you're both cucking a human sized mantis... Join Linz and Chris as they get blue on this episode of DSR and pull back the covers on the claims of one David Hugg...

The Sasquatch is THE North American cryptid, known to all and seen by many, it's finally time for DSR to set a trap for this elusive big footed hairy 'squatchy boi. Join Linz and Chris as they go down to the woods today and are sure to find a big surprise. What is the Big Foot? Where can you find them? What is their instrument of choice? All this and more will be answered in this episode...

What could be creepier than a clown? A SPACE CLOWN GHOST(?). That's the strap line, you have to listen to this one to believe it... Join Linz and Chris as they ask "What in the name of all that is holy is this?" and wade through the tears of a clown to...find the truth? I dunno man, do you read these descriptions? This is fucking weird brother hahahaha. Support the show Support us o...

One small step for man...and one giant task for a podcast. We investigate the moon landings, the evidence against them and ponder the future of space. Be sure to stick around for Chris' philosophical black hole he falls into by the end. Join Linz and Chris as they blast off to moon, or fake it on a movie lot, and discover the truth about the Moon landings, when Elon Musk thinks he will land o...

Opening up 2023 in the most cheerful way possible, DSR brings to you a tale of a man who infiltrated and corrupted an entire family and bent them to his will. Futoshi Matsunaga hand Junko Ogata wrapped around her little finger, she would do anything for love...and she would do that. Join Linz and Chris as the open the file on this truly unbelievable story from the far east, you will be shocked and...