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Something is out there in those woods. It's up to a gang of small boys, one of their mothers, a dog and a cowardly US serviceman to investigate. What horrors lurk in the woods around Flatwoods, and why are all the surrounding towns all named so amusingly? Join Linz & Chris as they go down to the woods today in search of the truth behind the mysterious entity known as the Flatwoods monster...

Have you ever...been green? Chris has! -And he has no recollection of it! Join us today as we time travel back to Medieval England, to a time when wolves...and Lou Ferrigno's illegitimate children...roamed the forests of Blighty!   Pull on your knightly robes, listeners, and come along with Linz and Chris, to solve the mystery of The Green Children of Woolpit! Support the show Support us on P...

A group of Russian campers go on a treacherous hike to never return. It's one of the biggest mysteries in modern history. What happened to them? Why did they cut their tent from the inside? Why did they remove their clothes? Why were they chewing on their own flesh?  Join Linz and Chris as they slap on their thermals and venture out into the wilderness to establish just who to blame? We have...

HO HO HO Merry Christmas to all our DSR Maniacs out there in podcast land. You've been very good boys and girls this year, watching the skies and communing with the spirt world! In return we present our gift to you, answering your questions after over a year since the last one of these!  So jump in our slay, rattle your presents and enjoy the ride! MERRY CRIMBO!  Support the show Support us o...

"The secret is not to act, but to be." - Steven Seagal Martial artist, actor, ambassador, reincarnated Buddhist priest. There is not limit to the man of many 'talents' and no limit to the tale tales he (allegedly) tells.  Join Linz and Chris as they use the power of their minds to flip and investigate the enigma known as Steven Seagal. The only man who can declare to support wo...

Happy Halloween 2024 DSR-a-Maniacs! Let's celebrate by talking to the dead with....mixed results. Join Linz and Chris as they explore various methods to commune with the spirits of the afterlife. Have a mirror, a bowl of water and a candle to hand and try along at home. Who or what will we communicate with? There's only one way to find out. Support the show Support us on Patreon

AWOOOOOOOOOOO. What is the Werewolf? What do they do? Why do they do it? Why is there so much erotica about it? Join Linz and Chris as they lead the pack in the hunt for the truth behind the werewolf! Misunderstood messenger from heaven...or monstrous wolfy boi? What is the connection between Werewolves and witches? Why is it an issue if they get in the club. Let's find out... Support the sho...

There's something about that Egyptian, maybe the way he walks? Anyway, I feel like we are soul mates across time and I must move to Egypt immediately and YOU CAN'T STOP ME DAAAAD! Welcome to the world of Dorothy Eady. Join Linz and Chris as they crack open the tomb containing this bizarre love story between a young British lady and a mummified Egyptian Pharaoh. I mean some like them olde...

Let's all enjoy delicious POCKY! No poison to be found here at all, not a drop!  Join Linz and Chris as they investigate a case of confectionary terrorism that rocked Japan when it was held hostage by the mysterious group only known as THE MONSTER WITH 21 FACES. Who were they? What did they want? Why Pocky? Who is the Fox Eyed Man? CAN WE STILL ENJOY POCKY? Find out in this week's Episod...

Have you ever taken a CPR course?  If so, then you may have locked lips with the most kissed woman of all time (your mum.) But who does this face belong to? And what do France and Michael Jackson have to do with anything?  Join Linz and Chris, as they paddle their way down the River Seine, offending every frenchman within a 5-mile radius, as we open todays file on the Unknown woman of the Seine! ...

War. War never changes. But 'Mad' Jack Churchill, he changed war forever...with his trustly longbow. No man could match the sheer balls it takes to walk across the beaches with a similar arsenal to a 16th century conscript and do it laughing. Join Linz and Chris as the uncover the insane story of Britain's greatest madman. A one man war machine with a love of bagpipes, Jack Churchil...

Chris- a creature recently more elusive than the Dover Demon itself.  Left to fend for herself, Linz connects with Canadian Comrade, Jordan, of the Nighttime Podcast, to talk all things Christophany- the appearance of Jesus Christ (not Chris) in the most unexpected places!  #Christophany #paredolia #interesting Support the show Support us on Patreon

Ever laid eyes on a creature you couldn't quite identify? Ever seen three weird frog-like men kneeling by the side of the road in Ohio and thought, nope? Well put on some protection and join Linz and Chris as they venture down into Loveland in search of a mysterious creature-or three? Support the show Support us on Patreon

What if one of the most famous musicians of all time, died mere years into his promising career? That's the accusation thrown at one Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles...formerly of this life? This outlandish conspiracy is one that has haunted the singer throughout his tenure in the limelight, and we need to get to the bottom of things! So join Linz and Chris as they sail into the sun in...

Ever wanted to loose those extra pounds? Wanted to slim down for summer? Well pack up your slim fast and forget about ever counting another calorie because Linda Laura Hazzard has got her patented weight loss cure ready to go....you just might not survive the 'treatment'. Join Linz and Chris as they explore the worst diet program known to man. So suck in your stomach and set sail for a w...

Hide your porch lights, because it's the man, the moth, the legend....it's mothman! One of the bigger cryptids out there, but what do we really know of it? Where did it come from? What does is want? Why does everyone keep drawing it with buns of steel? Join Linz and Chris as they look to the skies to uncover the truth of a big flappy boi, terrorising...or saving....West Virginia! What wi...

Yeeeee-haw, there's a ghost in them there hills I tells ya! Behold the tale of a rootin' tootin' bona fide  ghosty boy terrorising the locals, and let us tell you...he's got the hump!  Join Linz & Chris and they saddle up and ride out West to investigate a tale that will take them to the other side of the world to get to the bottom of!  Support the show Support us on Patreo...

There is a legend of a cryptid that comes to suck in the night, not the vampire nor the Mothman but...*whispers*...El Chupacabra (Spanish guitar strum). What is this beast, what does it want (spoilers: blood) and where did it come from? Join Linz and Chris as they stalk the legendary creature to uncover exactly what this cryptid is, dive into big budget blue movies and try their best to pronounce...

What if you just never stopped eating? This is a question that plagued mankind ever since the fringe was invented. For one Frenchman with an iron stomach this was very much a reality. He ate his way across Europe and even became the hungriest spy ever recorded. Join Linz and Chris as they pull up a seat to the table of Tarrare, the very hungry Frenchman, and try to explain just what was going on w...

Hey mom, there's something in the back room...I hope it's not Tom De-Looooonge. What is To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science? Why is it fronted by a member of Blink 182? Why does it have a government contract with the military? And how did it end up releasing footage of confirmed UAPs? Join Linz and Chris as they try...very hard...to define what TTSA actually is and how pop punk mi...

Cloven footprints are found in England, weaving their way over long distances, through fields and...up drainpipes? What manner of beast left these prints and why might it be SATAN HIMSELF? Not to be dramatic or anything... Join Linz and Chris as they follow the prints to find out the true cause of this yee old mystery and encounter some Kangaroos along the way...what? Support the show Support us o...

Hey everyone; sorry we've had some major family things happen since the last episode. We will be back very soon. Please enjoy this classic episode from the archives to tide you over, and remember...the mic quality here shows exactly why the patreon is so important for upgrades to equipment lol. "An alien encounter, men in black, hypnotic regression and displaced time. All things associat...

Slick back your hair and pull on your spangled jumpsuit, it's time to investigate the King...and what really happened to him? Did Elvis really leave us on the 16th of August 1977...or was he actually secretly still alive? He has been spotted countless times since then, there has to be fire to this gyrating smoke right? Join Linz and Chris as they turn the spotlight on onto one of the biggest...

The Stargate Project was a top secret US project into psychic abilities and, specifically, remote viewing. Perhaps the projects most famous creation was one Uri Gellar, who went on to have quite the career as a TV and celebrity psychic...and Michael Jackson's friend. Join Linz and Chris as they open their third eyes (ew) and explore the mysterious world of remote viewing and thee power to ben...

A man goes to hunt Elk, but the hunter becomes hunted as he is snared by Ausso-one. Never fear, the entity is largely friendly, but Carl Higdon didn't expect to end up in an alternate dimension and getting a guided tour of a space tower. Hey ho. Join Linz and Chris as they dimension jump to find out the TRUTH about what happened to one Carl Higdon and just what Ausso-one actually was. Strap i...