Dystopian Simulation Radio

When Alabama Police Chief Jeff Greenhaw responded to a call from a concerned civilian who reported seeing a UFO land in a nearby field in the fall of 1973, he had no idea who *or what* he would encounter that night. After arriving at the scene and finding no trace of the mysterious object, Greenhaw decided to make one final patrol around the perimeter before heading back to the station. But as he...

What happens when they world's pettiest rapper meets the worlds most stubborn police district? All out chaos that's what happens.  Join Linz and Chris as the explore the world of Afroman, who after being wrongfully accused went into all out war against the Adams County Sheriffs Department. Using his skills as a rapper to tear down the department brick by brick, resulting in one of the mo...

The Ummites- who are they? I couldn't tell ya! Thankfully in house E.T nerd, Michael 8 of Septembryo, is here to tell us all about them!  So Join Linz and Michael as they wade through letter after letter in this overstuffed file to break down the truth!   Support the show Support us on Patreon

If you were a world famous 'influencer', professional wrestler, boxer, pokemon card collector and douche bag, what would your next career move be? If you guess stealing UFO footage, you'd be correct. Join Linz, Chris...and Septembryo, as we dive into Logan Paul's jaunt into the world of UFO enthusiasm, during which time he stole footage of one of the most secretive UFO tapes ou...

Are you sitting on a goldmine? Do you possess a skill so unique, so entertaining, that you could build a whole career out of it?   Join Linz and Chris in this episode of Dystopian Simulation Radio as they part the cheeks and gaze deep into the abyss for answers. #comedy #fortean #weird  Support the show Support us on Patreon

What if your child brought something home from school… and it wasn’t a cold, wasn’t a detention slip… but a pocket-sized portal to the underworld? Bright colours. Catchy theme song. Creatures evolving before your very eyes. The playground is chanting. The Game Boy is glowing. The cards are being traded like contraband. What do you do? If you answered “check for pentagrams in the instruction manual...

We're sorry Italy :) It's a cold night in the 1970s. Nightwatchman, Pier Zanfetta, is doing his rounds when he runs into...well we're not quite sure! Join Linz and Chris as they peak behind the pasta plates and uncover the mystery of the Zanfretta enounters! The most well-known UFO case in Italian History!  #PierZanfretta #ZanfrettaUFOCase #AlienAbduction #UFOEncounter #ItalianUFOSi...

Why do we dream? Don't ask us, we have no idea lol. In this bonus episode , Linz and Michael 8 of Septembryo explore the mysterious world of dreams and answer the question on everyone's lips: Can REM sleep be a way to share secret images with others?   Inspired by Dr. Montague Ullman’s pioneering dream experiments, they try out some dream experiments of their own. Support the show Suppor...

It's a Christmas tradition, welcome Septembryo to host the most derranged quiz of the year? Who will take the paper crown? Linz of Chris? Place your bets now!  Support the show Support us on Patreon

What if you were from nowhere? You turn up at immigration and your passport isn't issued by any known country. You don't have an embassy or anyone who speaks your native tongue nearby. What do you do. If you answered "dematerialise" you win a washing machine. Join Linz and Chris(!!) as they investigate this tall tale of a man from another place and question their own sanity in...

🎃 We asked for your creepiest encounters… and you delivered. Tune in as we read your spine-tingling Halloween submissions — ghosts, aliens, and rogue wrestlers that go bump in the night! 👻 🕯️ Real paranormal stories, true listener encounters, and eerie tales you won’t forget! Join Linz and Chris around the campfire as we share listener submitted stories of the paranormal!  #DystopianSimulationRa...

Autun, France, Barthélemy de Chasseneuz takes the stand to defend his victims: A bunch of rats. Not like snitches, like actual rats lol. This may sound crazy, but it wasn't the only time animals were put on trial back in the old-timey days.  Join Linz, and Aaron-The host of Generation Why, Framed and Marooned in this very interesting cross-over episode!  While Chris is away- the rats will pla...

It's a stifling summer night.  You're laying in bed with the curtains open, looking out the window, struggling to fall asleep, when you see someone, or something, off in the distance.  Your heart begins to race as the unknown figure draws closer and closer, until finally, you hear a scratching at your window....the sound of something trying to get in. Join Linz in this solo episode, as w...

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Picture this: You're cruising in your UFO, and you think you've found a nice, rural, isolated spot to park up at so you can fix you and your Italian homies some pancakes....when an old man shakes his jugs at you.  This is the story of Joe Simonton, a Wisconsin plumber and part time chicken farmer, who went from washing the dishes, to having a close encounter of the third kind in his own...

We spend too much time wondering what's above us, maybe the true wonder has been under our feet the whole time? What if the Earth is hollow and is the home to all kinds of theorised beings?  Join Linz and Chris as they dig deep to find the truth beneath their feet...and thoroughly probe some holes...for evidence of a hollow earth. Will we be convinced or will it be just an empty promise...? ...

Two Brazilian blokes are found dead on a hilltop wearing raincoats and lead masks. There's a note instructing them to ingest mystery pills and wait for a signal. Join Linz and Chris and they scratch their heads over a mystery that is part paranormal, part true crime- and defo nothing to do with the Somerton man. Can you solve the mystery of the Lead Masks?  Support the show Support us on Patr...

What foul beast lurks between the thick brush of the New Jersey Pine Barrens? Why does is have a head like a horse-goat-thing and why did the state name it's hockey team after the JERSEY DEVIL? Join Linz and Chris as they peer deep into history to uncover the story behind the legend of the Jersey Devil, the historical figures involved and the tales of wanton destruction the beast has left in...

Northern Milkman John Pollock was a true believer in the concept of reincarnation- so when his two daughters, Joanna and Jacqueline, were tragically taken from him in a car accident in 1957, he took it as a sign.  "You're going to give birth to twins," he told his wife Florence, who replied she had no intentions of being pregnant any time soon.  Then one night, she came to John with...

You know what most churches lack? UFOs, Sequins and a chance to join an exclusive club of 'Space Bros. Call me a convert, because I'm in!  Join Linz and Chris as they put of the glasses and see past the blinding sequins and disco lights to find out the truth behind the church of UNARIUS and their charismatic and flamboyant leader, Queen Uriel, deployed to our planet to save us all throug...

A young girl is plagued by a poltergeist. Everyone thinks she is making it up, and also ugly. An actor decides to investigate the case...and the girl's older sister... fires break out, strange things are afoot and there's a poltergeist loose aboot this hoose! Join Linz and Chris as they call out into the darkness and ask to be convinced about this very Candian haunting. So jug that maple...

You never know what's under you feet, bugs, seeds, near 11 foot giants. Anything's possible! The Cardiff Giant tells the unusual story of a man of science wronged by religion and hatching a plan to seek revenge! This is the true definition of pettiness and one that we love to see. Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth about the Cardiff Giant and ask the question, why did you have...

Mysterious, enigmatic, cute. Tumblr and Etsy love the Fresno Nightcrawlers...but what are they really? Amazingly we have some evidence to investigate in this one, but what will we uncover in this Californian cryptid case? Join Linz and Chris as they squint their eyes at CCTV footage to determine if these really are some creepy creatures or just some aggressive walking pants.  The truth is out ther...

Aliens! Demons! Earthquakes! Project Blue Beam has it all, you don’t want to miss this Québécois conspiracy theory that puts the 'qui' in conspiracy. Join Linz and Chris as they put their poutine down long enough to don shades and meet government whistleblowers in the lower levels of inner-city car parks to crack wide open the ground on this global conspiracy. We’re putting our top men o...

So you're panning for gold in the Canadian Wilderness when you're set upon by two UFOs and left with burn marks crawling back towards the only highway for miles...we have all been there. But what really happened out by Falcon Lake ay? Were these UFOs just Winnipeg Jets...or did too much Maple Syrup cause Hart burn and hallucinations? Join Linz and Chris as they venture out to Falcon lake...