Dungeon Dads

Our heroes find themselves once again atop the bramble wall, this time looking outward over a fierce battle between soldiers of the Hark army and numerous barbarians & druids led by the Gnome on Pantherback aka The Undercarriage of the Future aka The Scourge of the Tall Folk aka Rides with Bear Mounts... Familiar faces appear, and a desperate scenario forces Jonas, and his compatriots, into the mi...

Our heroes spend the night in Grove Relache, waiting for the arrival of the White Lady. Unexpected dangers loom and familiar faces make surprise appearances, but the fellas worry that their decision may have... grove consequences.   Dad References: Gale's Coffee Maker Cabin in the Woods "What do your elf eyes see?" Phazyme Spidey Sense Topo Chico's Risque Logo   Support the show on Patreon: patreo...

It's a schnodown with Jonas's half-brother Schnobik in the Grove Relache. Is blood thicker than water? Is blood thicker than... more blood?   Dad References: What's he Building in There? People are People The Gold Watch Erotic Art in Pompeii (NSFW) Elf Porn (Super NSFW) "That's What She Said..." ... or "As the Girl Said to the Soldier." ELI5   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads  ...

Our heroes journey to the mysterious Grove Relache, where the search for Schnobik -- or whatever he has become -- begins. New allies "join" the fight and new dangers present themselves in the heart of the woods.   Dad References: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Lactation Consultants Tomorrow Relache   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Get some Dungeon Da...

The dads discuss the traumatic events of episodes 16 and 17. For the full episode, join us on Patreon!   Dad References: No Way Out The Fugitive "We're in the Endgame Now" Nell Matt Mercer's DM Screen Dungeon Dudes YT Farmville A Boy Named Sue   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook O...

Filnyr, Abel and Jonas flee from one crime scene to another as signs are given, portents are read, and secrets are revealed!   Dad References: Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em Natural Male Enhancement E Vampire Old Man Logan The Fugitive Blood Sugar Sex Magik Memento   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Convers...

It's the first episode of our new premium campaign, Mountain City Mayhem! Join Darbin, Milo, and Tarbuk as they try to make it in the big city of Monterre. Pulling jobs, cracking heads, and running grifts is all in a day's work for this crew that's usually trying to do right, even if it's on the wrong side of the law.   Dad References: Margo Martindale Toughie   Support the show on Patreon: patreo...

It's a bard, a blast, and a back alley brawl as our heroes face down a new threat. But whose side are they on, and is it the right side? No, really... I'm asking you.   Dad References: Relache "R-r-random!" Borderlands 2: Scooter Ring of Fire "It's electrifying!" Summer Nights Penny Hardaway   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Get some Dungeon Dads Merch: Dungeon Dads Store on...

Hot talk about episodes 14 and 15! Hornitos! We're launching a Patreon on 6/1! Texas lightning! All new premium campaign! Prince sing along! Don't miss this ep!   Dad References: "For me, it was Tuesday." Slick Rick "Our list of allies grows thin." Dave Chapelle as Prince Complete works of Christina Rossetti Into the Woods (Reprise) Cream "Are we the baddies?" Where There's a Whip, There's a Way  ...

It's a real come to Geezus moment as our heroes return the unconscious jumper Sil Moonbrook to Geezus of the Orc Wars in fulfillment of their deal. If everything was as it seemed, though, it wouldn't be another episode of the Dungeon Dads podcast!   Dad References Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes The story of the Dread Pirate Roberts   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check...

Jonas picks a fight with a child.   Dad References The Little Rascals Smurfette "He's just a boy!"   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode14

In this episode, a metaphorical tornado of questions. Plus, a literal tornado!   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus13-2   Review us on Podchaser: podchaser.com/dungeondads

Level 5 is a big one... what new spells will John choose?!?!?   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus13-1   Review us on Podchaser: podchaser.com/dungeondads

The battle is over but who is left to pick up the pieces, both literal and metaphorical? It may be time for our heroes to decide whose side they're on.   Dad References: Reddit picks worst 5e spells. Por que no los dos? Bust a deal, face the wheel. You get what you get. Good Morning Starshine ASCII Art Independence Day White House Explosion RAF Lakenheath   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com...

Rella Splittoe guides our heroes to a midnight showdown with the Horunae brothers. Will the gang survive and rescue the mysterious Sil Moonbrook, or will the dastardly brothers add four more notches to their belts?   Dad References: Festivus Pythagorean Theorem   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversatio...

Our heroes sit down for a hot cup of bula at the Waterdeep consulate. John almost quits the podcast... find out why!   Dad References: Dikembe Mutombo (again) Trimming the Verge Blake   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode11

Our heroes finally make it to Lakeshire, home of the Brine's embassies and center of its ladybone production. Will they stay the course, or will big city life... alter them?   Dad References Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Puppet Show Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Remix feat. Jay-Z)   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on...

It's a fight to the death against some bad hombres. You know what's worse than necromancers or slavers? Necroslavers!   Dad References: Alanis Morissette - Hand In My Pocket   Hulk Stomp   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode...

The dads process their experiences from episode 8, argue about who had the hardest time painting minis, and shout out to some of our awesome fans.   Dad References: "Anything Can Happen in the Woods..." Squidmar - "I wish I knew this before painting my first miniatures" Goobertown Hobbies - "FUNDAMENTALS!"   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Will our heroes stay the course or be tempted to dally with magical curiosities?   Dad References: Goblin Market - Christina Rossetti In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly His Dark Materials - Iorek's Armor The Wiz - Ease on Down the Road Ghostbusters - Crossing the Streams Keep Calm and...

The dads debate rules of passive perception and challenge each other to a miniature painting contest. Peanut butter is discussed.   Dad References: Justin's Peanut Butter 300: Shield Wall vs. Spin Moves Bring it On!   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter On Reddit   Episode...

The gang must flee Gnome's Gap while fending off the dangers of the forest: mysterious enchantments, wild beasts, and... a log on the water. Dad References: Crikey! Baby Got Back Anaconda Lost in the Woods Hodor Snake (Calculator Game)   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Twitter...

This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters at level 4. If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 7!   Dad References: Wildcats   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check...

A journey to a mysterious purveyor of trickster magic at the center of an enchanted forest. What could go wrong?   Dad References: Pizza Hut "You can call me Ray J." "What my special purpose is for." "Some people call me Maurice." Jabba the Hutt   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On Facebook O...

A few shoutouts, a few questions, a few answers, and a lot of tangents. It's time for some real talk with the dads.   Dad References: Mitch Hedberg - Corn on the Cob Home Alone - Les Incompétents Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG Munchkin Nerdarchy Coachella 2005   Some Podcasts We Like: Not Another DnD Podcast Venture Maidens You Meet in a Tavern Acquisitions Incorporated: The "C" Team Dungeons and Da...