Dungeon Dads

Filnyr, Jonas, and Abel are in a fight for their lives as battle erupts in the forest. Who lives and who dies may all come down to a roll of the dice.   Dad References: I'm Still Standing Dick in a Box That scene in the Two Towers where the arrows go whoosh by Aragorn's head. Wrigley Field Up your butt Jobu. Fuck you Jobu! I do it myself.   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Ch...

Origin episode for Filnyr Omajyre. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. This week it's a home invasion thriller as Filnyr greets unexpected visitors at the Neverwinter consulate. Will his natural diplomacy be enough to defuse the situation...

The Goodshower Spearmen are given a mission of critical importance to the Hark army, but the mysterious sentient blade Paresseux Incompetent has another agenda. As the bond between Filnyr and Paresseux grows, the rest of the squad is put in mortal danger... but to whose end?   Dad References: Shot Towers of the 1800s Sabre! We're Not Worthy! You Can Do It!   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.co...

Time to level up to 3! What new spells and abilities will the dads choose? Listen and find out... if you dare. This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, so if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 4!   Dad References: Hold Me Now   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet mer...

Origin episode for Abel Rockbrother. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this gripping tale, Abel Rockbrother's lonely life as the hermit of Red Cloud Mountain is disrupted when a dwarf war party comes a knockin'. Will Abel refuse the...

The gang deals with the aftermath of their attempt at espionage. Tensions mount both within and without the group as a new threat is revealed and the past comes back to haunt more than one hero. Who knew soldiering could be so complicated?   Dad References: Earmuffs Donald Rumsfeld Second Breakfast Who's On First? Jesus   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet m...

This bonus episode is for anyone who has been enjoying the podcast but finds the entire concept of Dungeons and Dragons a bit mystifying. Sam and Thom explain some basic DnD concepts, discuss why we chose this format in the first place, and keep the whole thing right around 20 minutes.     Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePu...

Origin episode for Jonas Silverwind. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this thrilling origin story, Jonas Silverwind embarks on a journey to reclaim his honor in the eyes of his noble family. Things go horribly wrong, or perhaps... h...

Jonas, Filnyr, and Abel are given the task of rooting out the mysterious "Hank," the enemy agent convincing new recruits to desert. It's a counter-espionage extravaganza as Jonas spies a new business opportunity, and the gang has trouble telling lies from the truth, not because they're in too deep, but because they're just not very good at this.   Dad References: Zabar's "I was born a poor black c...

In addition to the guys' thoughts on their first episode, this bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters. So if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2!   Dad References: Unfrozen Caveman Lawye...

Listen as each Dad tries to find the best method to roll character stats when faced with Thom's novel approach. They also choose classes, races, and talk through their decisions and intentions for their characters. If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2! To jump to a specific character, see their starting times in this episode below:...

Jonas (John), Filnyr (Tim), and Abel (Sam) sign up -- for various reasons -- to be new recruits in the army of King Robert Hark. They each come in with different expectations, but it's safe to say that no one is getting what they signed up for. When the spears are raised and the arrows fly, will they learn to work together to survive, or will this be the shortest podcast series ever recorded? Find...