Dungeon Dads

Filnyr, Abel, and Ionus have an opportunity to cripple the Hark Army and rescue some hostages that could put them in Felipe Madamba's favor.  However, there still may be a surprise or two left before they can escape.   Dad References: SNL Threw it on the ground   Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?   Peter Tingle   Lethal Weapon 2   Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head     Get Bonus Content and More on...

Filnyr, Abel and Ionas finally put Robert's Gift in their rearview, but the Threeway promises many tricky dilemmas. Can the Dads navigate this slice of Gilbraine without losing themselves?   Dad References: Don't waste another minute on your crying   The Prone Bone   Kill Shot Les Poissons   Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePubl...

Midnight is imminent, bringing with it the return of Mr. Percy, and the devastating effects of the poison that has been "anointed" on Ionas. Having just survived the assassination attempt, Tim, John & Sam push back as Thom tries to hand-wave the last few hours until midnight, trying instead to unearth the plot behind these attempts on Ionas' life.   Dad References: Survivor What about Parfaits Imp...

Filnyr, Abel and Ionas still have several hours before their appointment to reunite with Mr. Percy, so they spend a little more time with the wagon train. Ionas uses his name to find information about Monterre and try to earn respect. Surprises abound... some just plain lucky.   Dad References: You Can't Handle the Truth   Floor of Dunatis Scroll     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon....

Abel awakens to a very excited Filnyr and Ionas, who have quite the tale to tell.  Meanwhile, Pawson discovers a curious group of travelers heading south from a familiar mountain city.      Dad References: Why Ask Why?  Try Bud Dry   Brawndo has what plants crave!   Sex Panther   Lord of the Rings "What News from the Mark?!"     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Merc...

After a well-deserved night's rest, Ionas and Filnyr find themselves up early and Abel showing no signs of rising anytime soon. So, they explore the ruins on Robert's Gift and find much more than they expected.    Dad References: 90's MMA   The High Line   Scroll   Portal     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic   Join the Co...

Following an inexplicable flash of light and ensuing chaos, Ionas & Filnyr prepare themselves to face a cadre of disciples of Tempus prepared to die in his name. Within the Yoron stone, Abel faces an ominous cloaked figure and many unknowns. Distinct problems require different solutions.   Dad References: Soon Meme   Equity Meme   Universal Tram Ride Tunnel   Gorify   Entrapment   You Have One of...

The Nameless Monk guides Abel, Filnyr & Jonas to Robert's Gift, to confront a group taking Abel's old writings a bit too literally. Along the way, Abel learns a thing or two, and everyone makes plans on how to handle these cult initiates before they kill each other in Abel's name.   Dad References: Ain't That a Kick in the Head   Cryin   Will Tippin   Limitless   The Sun has Gone Down and the Moon...

Eager to leave the Red Cloud Mountain behind, Abel is forced to confront his past and the group is forced to detour while the scrying eyes keep watching them. What is the statute of limitations on pillage and sack?   Dad References: Go Back to Your Home   Follow that Bird   Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Hills   You’ve Got Some Splaining To Do Levi's 3-legged jeans Dunatis Floor Scroll    Disney Worl...

The Holdershek dwarves of the Red Cloud Mountain arrive to confront our adventurers. Abel Rockbrother, sometimes Snowflower, hopes he can rely on his relationship with them as a former friendly neighbor on the mountain to talk things out.   Dad References: Private Eyes   The Edge   Godzilla Vs. Mothra     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Merchandise: Dungeon Dads st...

With his mother's voice and Mr. Percy's story echoing in his mind, Ionas has a restless night as the camp sleeps. When a mysterious figure emerges from the darkness with a debt to settle, will he be ready?   Dad References: Dread Pirate Roberts   Every Which Way But Loose     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic   Join the Co...

Filnyr, Abel, and Ionas discover that old friends have learned new tricks and that old tricks have found new friends. The plot thickens like a bowl of cod stew for a would-be king whose grasp of the past gets called into question. There's nothing quite like a fireside chat...   Dad References: Early Eddie Murphy   Mean Girls Regina George   Goldfinger   Uber Alles   Protagonist - Tenet   24 - Seas...

Our heroes complete their ascent, but the heart of Red Cloud Mountain is ancient and strange, and the will of Donatus is impossible to fathom. Ionas is driven by his hunt for understanding. Abel keeps a wary eye on Handa, and the impending birth of her child. Filnyr seeks the source of his power. None are ready for what they find.   Dad References: Terra Cotta Statues Portraits in Hogwarts This is...

Abel, Filnyr, and Ionas assess their situation after their run-in with the gith monks. With Pawson urging them forward, they make several unsettling discoveries as they climb Red Cloud Mountain. Some secrets may be better left unfound.   Dad References: Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night   Islands in the Stream   Reunited     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Merchandis...

After being run out of Lakenhearth under curious circumstances, our heroes find themselves in the middle of Little Finger Lake with too many allies in desperate need of help. Their new companion, Pawson, attempts to prove his worth while making everyone a little uncomfortable.   Dad References: Gingerbread Man   Looking California, but Feeling Minnesota   How Does It Feel   Bridesmaids   My Neck M...

Thinking their trap is set, Abel, Ionas, Filnyr and Despo Goodshower await the approach of Helsputh's rival, who has arrived with a larger entourage than they anticipated. The trap is sprung... but on whom?   Dad References: If You Want Him, Come and Claim Him   Maybe it's Maybelline   That's Not a Knife!   Monty Python - Taunting   White Fang     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com...

After a home-cooked meal with Helsputh, during which they learn much about the Brine, Abel and Jonas refuse an offer that would bond them forever, and Filnyr learns a new use for his quarterstaff. The trio wake up rested in Lakenhearth, but some grim news quickly catches up with them, and they discover that someone is not telling the whole truth.   Dad References: I'm the Captain Now   Bonjour   G...

Our heroes finally make it to Lakenhearth for a much needed rest. Jonas and Florn have a chance to resolve some issues. Filnyr flexes his cooking muscles for a dinner guest. Conversation continues late into the night as cities burn in the distance. Just a normal day in the Brine Valley.     Dad References: You are the Most Beautiful Girl... in the Room   The Rain in Spain The Taint   Corsican Twin...

After realizing that what happened at the tower was not an isolated event, Filnyr, Ionas & Abel try to assess the extent of damage and lives lost as they make their way back to Lakenhearth. Ionas reaches out for help, Abel gives a hand to the defense of the settlement and they encounter a new... "friend?" Dad References: You can respond to this message   Riding side-by-side   Taken   Van Morrison...

As our heroes do their best to make the best of the situation at the tower, our story moves back to Lakeshire. A professional named Argon "Stormfeather" has been tasked with rescuing someone named Grim Portnoy from the Orphanage's dungeon. After taking weeks to meticulously plan the extraction, a promised distraction comes early and forces Argon to act ahead of schedule. The best laid plans...   D...

Barely alive and running low on options, standing at a tree of unknown origin and purpose, Filnyr, Abel & Ionas find themselves stuck between the Ederran army and a growing darkness that approaches from the Briar wall.    Dad References: Brother Darkness   Double Dragon   Eva Perón   Brock Lesnar   Dig Dug   Friendly Ghost   Theater in the Round  

It's open war at the ruined temple as Paresseux's reach extends beyond the spear pieces to command the minds of those around him. Our heroes fight for survival while also making a decision that could fracture the group and radically alter the fate of the Brine Valley. After this, nothing will be the same.   Dad References: Here Comes the General The Gambler Obi-Wan's Battle Stance Vomit The Giving...

After handling their separate threats, our heroes are hurt, nearly out of resources, and still have some distance to travel to make their way back to Lakenhearth. It won't be made any easier as Paresseux's "Paladin" awaits down the road...   Dad References: Our list of allies grows thin Silverado     Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Merchandise: Dungeon Dads store on...

As Filnyr & Abel try to find their way back to the Lakenhearth militia's wagon, Ionas, Florn & the militia have to deal with a surprise of their own. Without his compatriots, Ionas is left to his instincts, and well... a blaster's gonna blast.   Dad References: Rolo Tomassi Who’s on First? Man, it’s been a long day, and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles Game. Blouses. Dread Pirate Roberts Ding Dong Ditch...

With a small militia protecting them & Despo Goodshower in tow, the guys flee the Battle of the Briar and head toward Lakenhearth as fast as they can, hoping to beat the Ederran army there. The situation quickly gets more complicated as scouts report back, and their skills are needed in two places at once. With time working against them, do they risk losing an ally, or attempt to divide and conque...