Dumb People Town

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris ( Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a man traveled the world to retrieve stolen Air Pods, Jason explains why a Monopoly game escalated to a samurai sword fight, and Randy warns against believing you coworker is your boss on the phone and following their order to steal money, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art...

Comedian and writer Megan Gailey stops by as Jason describes how a confrontation at a San Diego marina prompts a visit from Harbor Police, Randy explains why a man was banned for life from Buc-Ees for bringing an emotional support duck, and Daniel warns against getting a Tesla logo tattooed on your face and getting a DUI in a 1992 minivan, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Diet Smoke and M...

Comedian Matt Braunger ( Tour ) stops by as Daniel explains why a flight was turned around after a flight attendant was called a waiter, Jason describes a Utah man that accidentally received a delivery driver's urine, and Randy warns against asking to marry a woman who promptly steals your car, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and...

Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann ( Tour dates ) stops by as Randy describes a parrot that got stuck on a roof and then told rescuers to F-Off, Daniel explains how many bats were found in an attic, and Jason warns against giving obscene Catholic sermons, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off...

Comedian Dan St. Germain ( Dance Fatty Dance ) stops by as Daniel describes how workers destroyed a driveway after the the client refused to pay for it, Jason explains why a woman stole a car to go to a job interview at a strip club, and Randy warns against shooting your grandson while officiating a wedding, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder (Everything Must Go and Hacks on MAX) stops by as Randy describes a woman who is suing California after the State Parks employees deny that she saw Bigfoot, Daniel explains how a man at a Jersey Shore restaurant bit into a clam and found an expensive pearl, and Jason warns against repeatedly farting police while they search you, and so much more! Thanks to our...

Comedian Sophie Buddle stops by as Randy describes a New Zealand city that's been overrun by cars blasting Celine Dion, Daniel explains why a Florida man threw pasta during a road rage incident, and Jason warns against stealing booze and burritos in front of police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance, Hims, and BetterHelp! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com...

Comedian and musician Eric Jackowitz ( Wolves Of Glendale ) stops by as Daniel describes a man that hijacked a front-loader and police responded with a another front-loader, Randy explains how children destroyed an expensive home, and Jason warns against texting another woman in front of your girlfriend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCA...

Comedian, podcaster, and author ( T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People ) stops by as Jason explains why a Florida man was forced to pay to get his tortoise back, Daniel describes a naked car crash turned into an arrest, and Randy warns against hiding in a chest of drawers to evade police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT t...

Comedian and podcast Sean Jordan (Girl Dad on Spotify, All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Randy describes how a man's surname was deemed to rude to put on a passport, Daniel explains how a bride wants a divorce because the groom smashed wedding cake in her face, and Jason warns that the pandas at the zoo might just be dogs, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! S...

Actor and improvisor Bobby Moynihan (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man that asked to drink a beer during his arrest, Randy explains how a DIY bumper created a bomb scare, and Jason warns against receiving postcards from your former girlfriends, including ones from 60 years ago, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get...

Comedian Rachel Feinstein (Big Guy on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a man that claims Elon Musk when he stole alcohol from stores, Jason explains why huskies ran wild in a Chinese mall, and Daniel tells about a World Record hair ball, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order when you go to fahertybrand.com/ dpt and enter the promo...

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Andy Daly (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel explains how the wrong box of penises got delivered to a British artist, Randy describes how a Florida man crashed an excavator into a Walmart, and Jason warns against robbing banks in a wheelchair, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Better Help and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 1...

Comedian Dina Hashem ( Dark Little Whispers ) stops by as Daniel describes how an AirBnB host sent footage of a man having an affair on her property to his wife after he refused to pay, Jason explains that a woman sued Chopped restaurants after finding a finger in her salad, and Randy warns against calling the police over the price of crab, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

Comedian Todd Glass ( The Event Of A Lifetime ) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman used a rewards card to get free gas, Jason explains how a dad mistakenly bought a huge dinosaur statue for his son, and Randy warns against bringing meth to your schools family fun night, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Skylight Calendar and Hims! As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, g...

Actor Oscar Nunez stops by as Daniel describes how the enforcer of good driving crashes into several cars while high on drugs, Randy explains why a woman is suing Disney for a wedgie she received at their waterpark, and Jason warns against pooping into Pringles cans, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and Skylight Frames! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20% off...

Comedian Andrew Youngblood ( I'll Tell You This ) stops by as Randy explains how a doctor was arrested after porn was shot on his yacht, Daniel describes how doctors removed bugs from a Florida man's nose, and Jason warns against throwing Oreos at your wife during an argument, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Better Help and Faherty! Find your social sweet spot, with BetterHelp. Visit Bet...

Comedian, director, and podcaster Neal Brennan (Crazy Good on Netflix, Blocks podcast) stops by as Daniel explains how a man drove his truck into the ocean and claims it isn't his fault, Randy describes a couple that claims a restaurant fined them for being bad parents, and Jason warns against feeding wild alligators, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! For listeners of the show, Fah...

Legendary radio host and comedian Phil Hendrie (Hendrie on all streamers) stops by as Daniel describes a man that got stung in the testicles by a scorpion while at a Las Vegas resort, Randy explains why an Oklahoma judge opened fire and intentionally crashed his car in Texas, and Jason warns against pulling your spouse's pants down in the town square of your Florida retirement village. Thanks to o...

Comedian, author, and podcaster Laurie Kilmartin stops by as Randy explains how a gun that was fired at a White Sox game was hidden in a woman's belly fat, Daniel describes a Delta flight with maggots, and Jason warns against paying for McDonald's with fentanyl covered bills, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and BetterHelp! For listeners of the show, Faherty Brand is offering 20%...

Comedian, actor, and host Howie Mandel invites us into his studio as Randy describes a British Airways pilot who claimed he snorted cocaine off a topless woman before a flight, Daniel explains how a woman lost her insurance claim after winning a Christmas tree throwing contest, and Jason warns against eating your roommate's last Hot Pocket, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: GoodChop and Fa...

Comedian and actress Kathy Griffin stops by as Jason explains how a 77 year old woman married herself, Randy describes how a ferry passenger got caught smuggling lizards in her bra, and Daniel warns against suing Hershey's over chocolate footballs, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Rocket Money! Learn to make time for what makes you happy, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.c...

Comedian and author Mike Bridenstine ( The Perfect Amount Of Wrong ) stops by as Randy explains why an airport worker stripped naked and started doing pushups, Daniel describes a wedding shop that closed forever due to a spider, and Jason tells the story of Thomas the bisexual, polyamorous goose, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Faherty Brand is offering 20% off your first order w...

Comedian Brad Williams (Starfish on Veeps) stops by as Daniel describes a man who claims he was kicked out of yoga and gave a girl a concussion due to his large penis, Jason explains how 2 people were banned from DisneyWorld after a fight over a photo, and Randy warns against using a drone to ruin peoples' pools, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at...

Comedian and author ( Hello Friends ) Dulce Sloan stops by as Randy describes why a naked Canadian man found Mounties in his bedroom and sued them for giving him a nickname, Jason warns against trying to dry a baseball field by lighting it on fire, and Daniel explains why a Florida man is suing Dunkin Donuts over a toilet explosion, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Rocket Money! Stop wasti...